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There's a beautiful seal basking in the glimmer of the north star
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i'm going to go find me a pet
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i'm going to go find me a pet
Congrats to jody on her new job running headquarters_67
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Congrats to jody on her new job running headquarters_67
In the mood to succumb to powerful urges
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
In the mood to succumb to powerful urges
Happy new year. The time just changed here
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Happy new year. The time just changed here
I will never finish setting up my TV
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I will never finish setting up my TV
Fuck it just disconnect the internet
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Fuck it just disconnect the internet
Someone do a research paper on the connection between the rise of Instagram and the explosion of right-wing grievance misogyny culture
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Someone do a research paper on the connection between the rise of Instagram and the explosion of right-wing grievance misogyny culture
Instagram is the worst thing to ever happen to the world
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Instagram is the worst thing to ever happen to the world
Babe an overwhelming 69% of voters say you should send me nudes, including 58% of independents...
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Babe an overwhelming 69% of voters say you should send me nudes, including 58% of independents...
Any day now they're gonna drain the swamp
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Any day now they're gonna drain the swamp
Guess what I need. That's right, something
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Guess what I need. That's right, something
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if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
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snake root isnt real it is my sock puppet account
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
snake root isnt real it is my sock puppet account
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Booing at the open-mic if anyone sings a song where the lyrics don't rhyme.
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Booing at the open-mic if anyone sings a song where the lyrics don't rhyme.
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Getting a crow to read my emails and explain them to me
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Getting a crow to read my emails and explain them to me
[Mantra] Everything is easy and nothing matters
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
[Mantra] Everything is easy and nothing matters
Open your heart to UV rays 🤍
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Open your heart to UV rays 🤍
Familiarizing myself with a list of she-demons
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Familiarizing myself with a list of she-demons
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People who are allergic to sweetie pies often avoid me. Probably just coincidence
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
People who are allergic to sweetie pies often avoid me. Probably just coincidence
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sucking off my homie cuz his dick got bit by a snake
March 13, 2024 at 1:13 PM
sucking off my homie cuz his dick got bit by a snake
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It’s so hot that I can suck milk out of my pretty wife’s perfect breasts now but I really don’t care for the baby
August 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s so hot that I can suck milk out of my pretty wife’s perfect breasts now but I really don’t care for the baby
This tweet is from 8 months ago wyd bro
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This tweet is from 8 months ago wyd bro