Hopefully I never log on again
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hopefully I never log on again
No Country for Old Men remake with Consuela from Family Guy in place of Anton Chigurh
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
No Country for Old Men remake with Consuela from Family Guy in place of Anton Chigurh
Do you guys like this saiga antelope
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Do you guys like this saiga antelope
Well I keep chuuuuuudin' on... to yeslerday
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Well I keep chuuuuuudin' on... to yeslerday
NOW STREAMING on Tubi: The Greatest Post of All Time
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
NOW STREAMING on Tubi: The Greatest Post of All Time
The greatest post of all time is coming soon to a theater near you...
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The greatest post of all time is coming soon to a theater near you...
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Mark the date. I'm excited to announce that @crabman.bsky.social and @snakeroot.bsky.social will be collaborating to create the greatest post of all time.
I'm thinking about writing the greatest post of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Mark the date. I'm excited to announce that @crabman.bsky.social and @snakeroot.bsky.social will be collaborating to create the greatest post of all time.
According to science the person who will write the greatest post of all time is already alive today
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
According to science the person who will write the greatest post of all time is already alive today
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I'm thinking about writing the greatest post of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'm thinking about writing the greatest post of all time.
I spend more time falling down wikipedia rabbit holes about animals than anyone on earth and I still discover new animals I've never heard of all the time. I love that
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I spend more time falling down wikipedia rabbit holes about animals than anyone on earth and I still discover new animals I've never heard of all the time. I love that
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bad news for a few of you
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Bad news for a few of you
Tanooki Mario was just spotted leading a swarm of Predator drones over Vancouver Island on his way to conquer Alaska
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tanooki Mario was just spotted leading a swarm of Predator drones over Vancouver Island on his way to conquer Alaska
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evil people.... not cool
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
evil people.... not cool
My one woo-woo belief is that orange cats are actually dumber
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My one woo-woo belief is that orange cats are actually dumber
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asking a woman eating with some other guy at mcdonald's if she wants to get out of here
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
asking a woman eating with some other guy at mcdonald's if she wants to get out of here
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nice nothing, let me guess, it's to say? of course
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
nice nothing, let me guess, it's to say? of course
Looking at the drafts with nothing to say
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Looking at the drafts with nothing to say
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we evolved from random crap
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
we evolved from random crap
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scissoring is REAL don't let the haters tell you otherwise
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
scissoring is REAL don't let the haters tell you otherwise
Bro did you just hit the woah in front of nana? You know she has shingles right now right... ?
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Bro did you just hit the woah in front of nana? You know she has shingles right now right... ?
My fuckeng brain hurts
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My fuckeng brain hurts
I need a cute fuckeng weirdo in my life ugh
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I need a cute fuckeng weirdo in my life ugh
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“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb