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Retvrn me to the primordial ooze
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Retvrn me to the primordial ooze
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Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
My only requirement for a wife is she has to be able to riff
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
My only requirement for a wife is she has to be able to riff
Merry Christmas haters
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Merry Christmas haters
You guys don’t really know about cowturtle’s eel pit and it shows
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
You guys don’t really know about cowturtle’s eel pit and it shows
Leaking a highly deadly contagion from my job at a biomed research lab just to see what cowturtle does with his eel pit while that’s going around
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Leaking a highly deadly contagion from my job at a biomed research lab just to see what cowturtle does with his eel pit while that’s going around
There should be another pandemic so we can see where cowturtle’s eel pit takes things in the face of more adversity
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
There should be another pandemic so we can see where cowturtle’s eel pit takes things in the face of more adversity
Honey guess what. Yep cowturtle put some random ass shit in his eel pit
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Honey guess what. Yep cowturtle put some random ass shit in his eel pit
Explaining to my twin children that they were conceived to videos of cowturtle’s eel pit
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Explaining to my twin children that they were conceived to videos of cowturtle’s eel pit
They did cowturtle’s eel pit on a grape
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
They did cowturtle’s eel pit on a grape
Putting Mr. Yuk stickers on all the skim milk at the grocery store
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Putting Mr. Yuk stickers on all the skim milk at the grocery store
Showering fully nude to get this shit off me
Blanketed in 10 layers of grime
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Showering fully nude to get this shit off me
You don’t wanna know what goes on in the root cellar
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You don’t wanna know what goes on in the root cellar
Yes babe sorry, I see now that saying I wanna "jiggle your ovaries" was not good rizz
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Yes babe sorry, I see now that saying I wanna "jiggle your ovaries" was not good rizz
If I speak I am in big trouble
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
If I speak I am in big trouble
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Frog and toad patrol is officially active. Time to lock in
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Frog and toad patrol is officially active. Time to lock in
Babe can I scrub the grime off you
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Babe can I scrub the grime off you
Did they start the Olympics with no opening ceremony
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Did they start the Olympics with no opening ceremony
Quotes are some of the most memorable phrases
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Quotes are some of the most memorable phrases
Blanketed in 10 layers of grime
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Blanketed in 10 layers of grime
Passing out room temperature fish sticks from a ziploc bag to strangers at the grocery store
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Passing out room temperature fish sticks from a ziploc bag to strangers at the grocery store
Suffering a minor heart attack to reset the vibes
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Suffering a minor heart attack to reset the vibes
Magicians are always up to some shit
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Magicians are always up to some shit
The dog in me got rabies
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The dog in me got rabies