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What if we started forming healthy habits
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
What if we started forming healthy habits
I got glurped by a laser beam and all I got was this lousy hole in my chest
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I got glurped by a laser beam and all I got was this lousy hole in my chest
Not really the point but I'm sensing that Jeffrey Epstein had a much larger social circle than I do... damn...
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Not really the point but I'm sensing that Jeffrey Epstein had a much larger social circle than I do... damn...
I have fuckeng nothing to say + hopefully I never log on again
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I have fuckeng nothing to say + hopefully I never log on again
When a girl is British it's like yes luv 🥰 but when a guy is British it's like no mate 🙅♂️
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
When a girl is British it's like yes luv 🥰 but when a guy is British it's like no mate 🙅♂️
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when whites go under 50% in this country i might throw something on the grill
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
when whites go under 50% in this country i might throw something on the grill
Babe can you help release my inner essence from the bounds of desire. I'm close
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Babe can you help release my inner essence from the bounds of desire. I'm close
"Epic poem" yeah sure if you say so
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"Epic poem" yeah sure if you say so
Sacred texts are just normal ass texts to a sacred soul like me
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Sacred texts are just normal ass texts to a sacred soul like me
In the Bhagavad Gita it says you're a dipshit
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
In the Bhagavad Gita it says you're a dipshit
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my brain feels wird
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
my brain feels wird
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I've been to one conference. Hit the buffet like a freight train and went home 👍
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I've been to one conference. Hit the buffet like a freight train and went home 👍
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they should put a dunkin donuts in my house
January 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
they should put a dunkin donuts in my house
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wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
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still need to spend my 1 dollar gift certificate at dunkin donuts
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
still need to spend my 1 dollar gift certificate at dunkin donuts
If I put a shirt on at any point today something has gone horribly wrong
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If I put a shirt on at any point today something has gone horribly wrong
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sometimes the truth is woker than fiction
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
sometimes the truth is woker than fiction
Adding the ESPN posting graphics to my animal pictures like I'm naturalist Shams
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Adding the ESPN posting graphics to my animal pictures like I'm naturalist Shams
Nomad? More like yesmad... with the shit going on...
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Nomad? More like yesmad... with the shit going on...
I fuckeng despise my computer
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I fuckeng despise my computer