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How is everything how it is
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
How is everything how it is
My kitchen floor 🤝 your guys’ hard drives
Stuff that needs a deep scrubbing
Stuff that needs a deep scrubbing
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My kitchen floor 🤝 your guys’ hard drives
Stuff that needs a deep scrubbing
Stuff that needs a deep scrubbing
Some people like to be miserable
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Some people like to be miserable
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a gimp suit
Not with a bang but a gimp suit
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a gimp suit
Not with a bang but a gimp suit
Marking texts from my mom as spam
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Marking texts from my mom as spam
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I call getting out of bed going live
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I call getting out of bed going live
Folklore is interesting
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Folklore is interesting
Guys remember it could always be worse, you could be French-Canadian
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Guys remember it could always be worse, you could be French-Canadian
They're discussing your questionable reputation as an insatiable glutton in the comments
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
They're discussing your questionable reputation as an insatiable glutton in the comments
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If you suck it. they will cum
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If you suck it. they will cum
Nyet cool, comrade. Nyet cool at all
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Nyet cool, comrade. Nyet cool at all
Idk who needs to hear this but go piss girl
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but go piss girl
Retvrn me to the primordial ooze
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Retvrn me to the primordial ooze
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Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
My only requirement for a wife is she has to be able to riff
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
My only requirement for a wife is she has to be able to riff
Merry Christmas haters
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Merry Christmas haters
You guys don’t really know about cowturtle’s eel pit and it shows
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
You guys don’t really know about cowturtle’s eel pit and it shows
Leaking a highly deadly contagion from my job at a biomed research lab just to see what cowturtle does with his eel pit while that’s going around
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Leaking a highly deadly contagion from my job at a biomed research lab just to see what cowturtle does with his eel pit while that’s going around
There should be another pandemic so we can see where cowturtle’s eel pit takes things in the face of more adversity
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
There should be another pandemic so we can see where cowturtle’s eel pit takes things in the face of more adversity
Honey guess what. Yep cowturtle put some random ass shit in his eel pit
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Honey guess what. Yep cowturtle put some random ass shit in his eel pit
Explaining to my twin children that they were conceived to videos of cowturtle’s eel pit
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Explaining to my twin children that they were conceived to videos of cowturtle’s eel pit
They did cowturtle’s eel pit on a grape
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
They did cowturtle’s eel pit on a grape
Putting Mr. Yuk stickers on all the skim milk at the grocery store
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Putting Mr. Yuk stickers on all the skim milk at the grocery store
Showering fully nude to get this shit off me
Blanketed in 10 layers of grime
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Showering fully nude to get this shit off me