Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
remaking Oldboy in English is one of the most disrespectful things this country has ever done
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
remaking Oldboy in English is one of the most disrespectful things this country has ever done
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From the creators of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids and Then I Accidentally Ated Them And Then They Got Big In My Tummy and Now My Tummy's Big" and "Pregnant Baby 2: What Happens in Vegas" comes a heartwarming story for the whole family critics are calling "disturbing" and "legal somehow"
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
From the creators of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids and Then I Accidentally Ated Them And Then They Got Big In My Tummy and Now My Tummy's Big" and "Pregnant Baby 2: What Happens in Vegas" comes a heartwarming story for the whole family critics are calling "disturbing" and "legal somehow"
The products you purchase are simply inferior to the products I purchase
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The products you purchase are simply inferior to the products I purchase
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
one of my coworkers has a chunk of quartz sitting on their desk as decoration and another coworker just asked "if it smells like anything"
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
one of my coworkers has a chunk of quartz sitting on their desk as decoration and another coworker just asked "if it smells like anything"
Pete Hegseth has BPD
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pete Hegseth has BPD
Youtube's dedication to trying to get me to watch Shorts is pissing me off in a major way right now
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Youtube's dedication to trying to get me to watch Shorts is pissing me off in a major way right now
Posting goofy stance
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Posting goofy stance
the plot of Devilman happened to me
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the plot of Devilman happened to me
I'm getting my torso removed later
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm getting my torso removed later
A machine shouldn't be able to lie
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A machine shouldn't be able to lie
They removed her vagina bones
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They removed her vagina bones
You need to be bending like the pine tree, you dumb bitch. You need to be the river flowing around the stone
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You need to be bending like the pine tree, you dumb bitch. You need to be the river flowing around the stone
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I hate Mondays but love lasagna and pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I hate Mondays but love lasagna and pussy
reading a bunch of forum posts from Gen Xers talking about how much they love Star Citizen
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
reading a bunch of forum posts from Gen Xers talking about how much they love Star Citizen
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Larry Ellison Met With Trump To Discuss Which CNN Reporters They Plan To Fire
Trump’s right wing billionaire friend Larry Ellison (and his nepobaby son, David) recently acquired CBS and likely co-ownership of TikTok. Like Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, the goal isn’t really subtle: rich,…
Trump’s right wing billionaire friend Larry Ellison (and his nepobaby son, David) recently acquired CBS and likely co-ownership of TikTok. Like Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, the goal isn’t really subtle: rich,…
Larry Ellison Met With Trump To Discuss Which CNN Reporters They Plan To Fire
Trump’s right wing billionaire friend Larry Ellison (and his nepobaby son, David) recently acquired CBS and likely co-ownership of TikTok. Like Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, the goal isn’t really subtle: rich, thin-skinned right wingers want to own the entirety of U.S. new and old media, then convert it into a giant propaganda and lazy infotainment bullhorn that blows smoke up their asses…
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November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Larry Ellison Met With Trump To Discuss Which CNN Reporters They Plan To Fire
Trump’s right wing billionaire friend Larry Ellison (and his nepobaby son, David) recently acquired CBS and likely co-ownership of TikTok. Like Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, the goal isn’t really subtle: rich,…
Trump’s right wing billionaire friend Larry Ellison (and his nepobaby son, David) recently acquired CBS and likely co-ownership of TikTok. Like Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, the goal isn’t really subtle: rich,…
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Chestnut carols being sung by a choir
Folks chestnut like Eskimos
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Chestnut carols being sung by a choir
Folks chestnut like Eskimos
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Chestnut carols being sung by a choir
Folks chestnut like Eskimos
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Chestnut carols being sung by a choir
Folks chestnut like Eskimos
shamwow guy looks like the grinch baby
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
shamwow guy looks like the grinch baby
would Chun Li be so popular if her name was Chuntly. I don't think so
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
would Chun Li be so popular if her name was Chuntly. I don't think so
how do you buy a house without joining the military
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
how do you buy a house without joining the military
Don't bust on the hand that feeds you
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Don't bust on the hand that feeds you
i think a lot of you just get on here and say shit
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i think a lot of you just get on here and say shit
flicking water at the back of your head
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
flicking water at the back of your head
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I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket