BayBayFriend
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if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
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BayBayFriend
@baybayfriend.bsky.social
· Jun 13
I’ve started making a comic strip. It’s called Grassy Valley, and it’s about going on the computer.
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June 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Hohokay, rockstar, less air guitar strumming and more teeth brushing!
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hohokay, rockstar, less air guitar strumming and more teeth brushing!
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
behaving so erratically online that the algorithms have started serving ads with problems and solutions that are totally unfamiliar to me. they are like, “tired of the noise when it’s time to peel your tapes?” “no more mint smell when you hit your bags.” “STOP startling pets with your strips.”
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
behaving so erratically online that the algorithms have started serving ads with problems and solutions that are totally unfamiliar to me. they are like, “tired of the noise when it’s time to peel your tapes?” “no more mint smell when you hit your bags.” “STOP startling pets with your strips.”
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Watching a LARPing doc on YouTube and the comments are so funny. They’re like, “Who cares, as long as they’re having fun? We might not understand it. We might even find it repulsive. But it’s not illegal. Whereas we might find joy in having dinner with a beautiful woman, they like doing this.”
September 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Watching a LARPing doc on YouTube and the comments are so funny. They’re like, “Who cares, as long as they’re having fun? We might not understand it. We might even find it repulsive. But it’s not illegal. Whereas we might find joy in having dinner with a beautiful woman, they like doing this.”
We did these holiday cracker things today at family Christmas, and each one had such a bad, labored joke inside. My favorite was about “the wet skeleton.” I can’t stop thinking about the wet skeleton.
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We did these holiday cracker things today at family Christmas, and each one had such a bad, labored joke inside. My favorite was about “the wet skeleton.” I can’t stop thinking about the wet skeleton.
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Waking up from a dream where my dog can talk, then hearing a voice say, “Can you hear me?” It was real! It was real! He’s speaking into my mind. “Come with me,” he says. I follow him into the living room. He looks at me with his wise, soulful eyes. “Put on Heinous Nutsack Fail Compilation 2013.”
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Waking up from a dream where my dog can talk, then hearing a voice say, “Can you hear me?” It was real! It was real! He’s speaking into my mind. “Come with me,” he says. I follow him into the living room. He looks at me with his wise, soulful eyes. “Put on Heinous Nutsack Fail Compilation 2013.”
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You will sound American when you sing and British when you talk. You will look just totally wacky but ineffably very sexy. Mick Jagger, you are my most wonderful creation. I bet you will write lots of great songs about me and probably none about my main enemy.
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 PM
You will sound American when you sing and British when you talk. You will look just totally wacky but ineffably very sexy. Mick Jagger, you are my most wonderful creation. I bet you will write lots of great songs about me and probably none about my main enemy.
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i love it when these guys are on my phone screen
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i love it when these guys are on my phone screen
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He’s Mr. White Christmas,
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
December 9, 2023 at 9:17 PM
He’s Mr. White Christmas,
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
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If you pour me a glass of pinot noir, it’s about to binot moir lol. i love that stuff!yum!
October 8, 2023 at 10:16 AM
If you pour me a glass of pinot noir, it’s about to binot moir lol. i love that stuff!yum!
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Every year, Father would come home with “Christmas yum.” He wouldn’t say what it was or where it came from. A delicious treat that went sour over the years, for as I got older, I came to assume it was a byproduct of his grim, unspoken duties. It was actually just marzipan. Should have eaten more.
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Every year, Father would come home with “Christmas yum.” He wouldn’t say what it was or where it came from. A delicious treat that went sour over the years, for as I got older, I came to assume it was a byproduct of his grim, unspoken duties. It was actually just marzipan. Should have eaten more.
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Real Achewood heads have seen this before, and it used to be my pinned tweet because anyone could see it and understand my whole deal. But on my birthday 2021, my friend showed up unannounced with this cake.
August 3, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Real Achewood heads have seen this before, and it used to be my pinned tweet because anyone could see it and understand my whole deal. But on my birthday 2021, my friend showed up unannounced with this cake.
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Dreamed last night that I got hold of an academic article about fish right before it was published, and edited the photos so it looked like the fish were blushing, and edited the text to say the fish love eating cake. It was published that way and I got in a little bit of trouble.
October 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Dreamed last night that I got hold of an academic article about fish right before it was published, and edited the photos so it looked like the fish were blushing, and edited the text to say the fish love eating cake. It was published that way and I got in a little bit of trouble.
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Hohokay, rockstar, less air guitar strumming and more teeth brushing!
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hohokay, rockstar, less air guitar strumming and more teeth brushing!
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
Alright, Michael Jordan, time for bed. You can sleep in your basketball shorts just this once!
Alright, your majesty, your royal bedchambers await!
Haha okay, Joey from Friends, “how you doin” gettin your jammies on in there?
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October 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in.
Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
March 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in.
Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
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CineSarah: Mickey 17 was a lot of fun! Not Bong’s strongest showing, retreading ground he himself has explored with more graceful footing, but a worthy entry into his growing catalogue of biting class commentary.
TheEmotionallyIntelligentLandlord: book are the movies of the mind
TheEmotionallyIntelligentLandlord: book are the movies of the mind
April 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
CineSarah: Mickey 17 was a lot of fun! Not Bong’s strongest showing, retreading ground he himself has explored with more graceful footing, but a worthy entry into his growing catalogue of biting class commentary.
TheEmotionallyIntelligentLandlord: book are the movies of the mind
TheEmotionallyIntelligentLandlord: book are the movies of the mind
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Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
August 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
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When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”
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When I was a kid I was always getting attacked by the Tickle Monster and Pinch Hitler.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When I was a kid I was always getting attacked by the Tickle Monster and Pinch Hitler.
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December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM