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if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made i also make the comic strip grassy valley https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Jun 13

I’ve started making a comic strip. It’s called Grassy Valley, and it’s about going on the computer.

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A yellow bunny and a purple bunny go over to a green bunny’s house. And the green bunny wants them to go on the computer.

This is all rendered in an amateurish CG style.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24d

Goofy 3D face. Text: Are you being good?
• Giving of your time and powers.
• Downloading only pious implements.
• Lingering on charitable notions.
• Ingesting meatful ideas.
• Breathing uncanny particles.
• Telling the devil to scrub hell's tub.
(and mow hell’s lawn while he’s at it)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Oct 27

how did they not know they were living in old times when the thing they played music out of was called a fricken it was called a flippin gramma phone

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

if you tell me that it's even remotely possible to "slur" a computer, i will make it my life's goal to put you in a toilet

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 10

Guy whose posts and lifestyle are under extra scrutiny due to being owned in an argument:

breaking it down sexualwise with some cute-style honeys

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 1d

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26d

Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere...
you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy:
puting thimbles of honey around helps.
Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea.
Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up.
Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed..

(if you read this fairies like you)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Logging Dreams 🪵
grassyvalley.thecomi...

A yellow bunny has a dream about an olive-colored bunny and wonders if he had a dream about her too. But he’s dreaming of apple man.

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Matt (they (spooky)) @terminalaftermath.bsky.social · 2d

oh to be an olive colored bunny dreaming of apple man

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Logging Dreams 🪵
grassyvalley.thecomi...

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

wow couple of the best uncle accents you can have. you are so spoiled

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

im going to guess that it’s that you have a ponytail but yes anyway

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

i guess i should have said at least partly. southern uncle can mean so many things. but i didn’t want to get into the weeds, as a curious kane brown fan might

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

you’re partly southern. your street trash can is always full of dog shit. the lore just keeps revealing itself, like a d&d campaign

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

i thought her performance in glow was truly so special. ive never seen anything like it. would love to see a jodie comer-type arc for her

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

bless his heart, that amateur genealogist keeps “having disagreements” with women on tinder, resulting in multiple lifetime bans

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

many country music fans have a passing interest in genealogy

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw a written account of a totally made-up, on-air argument between Jimmy Kimmel and Kane Brown (?) about America, above an AI photo of the two of them. I didn’t even THINK about what AI was going to do for Marine Todd, but they’re using it to make Marine Todd Ultra

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

shrimpjeff: They should invent a computer you can rest on your lap

violetaura: ?? yeah they had the same thought 30 years ago are you serious ??

wokeyoda: the joke understanders have logged on 🙄

earthsmud: you think it’s funny to play the fool. you’ll do it so much, one day you won’t be playing

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Mar 25

Boss: I’m trying to be delicate about this, but given your performance the last few weeks, it seems like you may have inflated, or outright lied about, the credentials on your résumé.

Me: Careful! Monday blahs plus an ache in her tum got your fav work wifey feeling stabby! 😖

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3d

im saying 🥇

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3d

Every day I’m bedeviled by freaks and I act nice. I act nice and many are saying there is an award in the works for me. An 11-foot tall award. I could charge the neighbors to see it if I wanted but I won’t. I’ll leave a tip jar by it but I won’t charge.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Apr 30

Pointing alien. Text: YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED
To kick it on Bad@$$ Panet.
Send to 5 bad MFs you want to see on the spaceship ride there.

(must be extra bad for return trip)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 21

If you talked to me before I had my coffee, I’m sorry. That wasn’t me! 🤪 Seriously, that wasn’t me. I’m bedeviled by doppelgängers ever since I declined to help that male witch. Not important that he was a male witch, just want you to picture him correctly. He broke a nail playing pickup basketball.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Feb 2

The No Spatial Reasoning King is making all the peasants manipulate shapes in their minds. 30 shapes a day for a ration of gruel. When it’s time to put the gruel buckets back in the cabinet, he can’t figure out how they go in there.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3d

right before COVID lockdown, my boyfriend sent me a balloon and chocolates to “Bayblade,” but they were delivered by a real man who had to be like, “Uhhh. Are you Bayblade.”

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