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if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made i also make the comic strip grassy valley https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Jun 13

I’ve started making a comic strip. It’s called Grassy Valley, and it’s about going on the computer.

grassyvalley.thecomi...

A yellow bunny and a purple bunny go over to a green bunny’s house. And the green bunny wants them to go on the computer.

This is all rendered in an amateurish CG style.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1h

Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2h

i appreciate a post for only those who have studied the tinybaby lore

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 12h

making you stand and wait while i look for a specific guy in the garden of earthly delights on my phone

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 6h

After i sign the rental agreement with a serene smile, you tell me to hand over the money. As you notice that my lips seem to be glued shut, I show you a message I’ve typed into my notes app. “But, my friend,” it says, “I agreed to $19,568.95……. per mouth. 😏” Everyone at bank falls to their knees

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11h

hmm, I will have to decide if links are up to my poster’s code on this one 🤔

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11h

and I will never like the soccer ones or whatever you got going on 🫡 actually I probably will

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Nov 27

Plumber: Yeah so you definitely want to stop flushing novelty TikTok slime down the toilet. The glitter is an abrasive and the slime itself will expand in water, causing backups, not only in your home, but every house on the block.

Me, playing with more slime: Uhhh ENGLISH PLEASE? Haha. This guy.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 13h

we’re getting there we’re getting there

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Aug 9

Not now, but at some undisclosed time in the future, I am going to attempt a true 0-liker. A post that gets 0 likes, but also 0 replies. Nothing controversial or bad. Just something that makes everyone go, that’s none of my business.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15h

okay what. i didn’t realize they just shoot it in as if you were treating wrinkles. as a migraine sufferer and extremely vain person, this is…… very interesting 🤔✍️

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t trust the marine sponge spicules in Reedle Shot, vis a vis, the body’s ability to clear them, so I’m waiting for someone to develop a microneedling serum with dissolving microdarts like you would find on a patch. Hello??????????

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16h

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17h

lol. back when everything was easy to understand 🥲

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Feb 25

A greaser in a beautiful landscape says Happy Tuesday, my intelligent baby. A watermark says GoodMorningLovers

(I love you my clever baby)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Mar 4

Sketch of a badass masked woman with like scene hair and tattoos. Text: Yes I have tattoos.
Yes God makes it rain when I'm mad at Nintendo.

And no. I don’t take any
$#!@.
(and I talk like jarjar)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Chantel06: My beauty secret? I… Chantel you 💋 Unless you sign up for my newsletter 👇

guffyboo: hard to tell but i think it might be that you put a sticker of the rolling stones logo over your real mouth

francinefancy: sticker mout

BobVespa: enchantment allure

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Hey siri let me speak to your father or husband

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

no no no, I just feel bad if I ever said anything to make YOU feel like you had to apologize for party rockin

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Nov 21

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Quiz results with a cartoon fairy cat with a crown. Text: You Are: Pawbee!
You are a loyal friend and trusted confidant. Like Pawbee, you are always complaining about hangnails and blisters. You keep saying that your soft fingers are not made for hard work. You are pretty much always whining and wailing. Surely your hands have toughened up through years of adventuring? Hello? You just love complaining and you are a big whiner. Basically you are in love with being annoying. You are a great cook and your friends love your tuna casserole! Meow!
(but god damnit, i love you.)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

the three rabbits act through us all at different times. the rabbit in me recognizes the rabbit in princess ayesha

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bloviated @bloviated.bsky.social · 1d

Grassy Valley has given me new mental categories to understand what I see on God's green internet. I have archetypes, like what Jung talked about probably, to understand the phenomena I see on here. I see something and say, the rabbits wrote that. Spiritually not literally @baybayfriend.bsky.social

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Toibee come back. I have some bananas

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

wow you are all in my phone like digimon digital monsters 😌

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 8

can’t stop thinking about the idea of a british person addressing a group by saying, ‘ad a bit of a sex-yul dream about one-a ya

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Was dreaming about a perturbed/scandalized-looking chicken/duck creature named Toibee, who ate bananas. I miss him.

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