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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 8h
If your family ate leftovers out of jars with lids that fit you were rich
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14h
You guys are not that full of nutrients
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16h
Yellow man
Painting of a yellow man
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16h
Never go to bed angry
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
Nothing tastes as good as bipartisan legislation feels
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
I’m pretty sure that I was texting with a fed that I met on twitter for a while in 2018. I kept trying to send him mushrooms but he only wanted to talk about Islam
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
They have a hollow in the filter that you can do a bump of funk out of
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
People fucking suck. Lucky for you, there’s Allstate
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
Oh ok good
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
Sorry ghost
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
Yessss
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17h
Did you ever fix it
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ghost @11828appelstall.bsky.social · Aug 31
little lamb dont get me wrong but u are known as a bit of an incest expert
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18h
Pregnant woman’s belly should have gamer tips on it like a load screen. “If you never teach him that chicken nuggets are supposed to be a hot food you can just throw a handful of them in his lunch box every day’ ‘wipe his bottom’ etc
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18h
You guys act like you ate too much chicken nuggets as a kid
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18h
In the 80s Clinton decided to unify all his creative projects under one name, merging Parliament, Funkadelic and the Allman Brothers to form Parliament-Funkadelic-Allman Brothers
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sick of parliament and funkadelic being two separate bands but I have no recourse
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19h
Someone do it graffiti on. Glass bus stop
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
Does the carpet match the firmament
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
Can’t believe this is what having short hair is like everyone treats me like a five star general now
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
Ocean of blood coming. Just making conversation.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
No jury in the world would convict Peter Peter Pumpkin Eaters wife for putting one in the back of his head. Girl he put you in a what now? Oh no. Uh-uh.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
Doctor says Persian clown Cyrus the Silly is in town
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone else who doesn’t know how to drive is my enemy. It’s only precious when one of us does it
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h
youtu.be/Xr1K_vJ3gcw
Fearless Iranians From Hell - Die For Allah
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