lumberjack wharfie
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
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The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.
it's nice how this red line train has been scented eau de blacknmild,,
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
it's nice how this red line train has been scented eau de blacknmild,,
"do not drop objects onto the tracks from the platform" ok does that include snot rockets
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"do not drop objects onto the tracks from the platform" ok does that include snot rockets
when the homies start activating the voice changers on ARC Raiders
Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
when the homies start activating the voice changers on ARC Raiders
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whilst you and I struggle with imposter syndrome
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
whilst you and I struggle with imposter syndrome
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Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
Drag personas Cherry Dan, Addie Sin, and Belle Mont, they're the Haus of Northside Red Line
Excessively Chicagoan drag queens: Her Mitage and Cher I. Dan
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Drag personas Cherry Dan, Addie Sin, and Belle Mont, they're the Haus of Northside Red Line
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hey dude, nice plumage.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
hey dude, nice plumage.
If our elected and appointed federal officials were actually held to their oaths of office, they would treat these actions as individual violations of the 8th Amendment amidst a system that produces tons of those violations, and they'd consider it their Constitutional duty to round up the violators.
“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If our elected and appointed federal officials were actually held to their oaths of office, they would treat these actions as individual violations of the 8th Amendment amidst a system that produces tons of those violations, and they'd consider it their Constitutional duty to round up the violators.
might be like a tequilas and modelos vibe for poker night ?? i think ?? been on vodka mode for a while might need to switch up
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
might be like a tequilas and modelos vibe for poker night ?? i think ?? been on vodka mode for a while might need to switch up
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Illinois is leading the fights against Trump's campaign of terror.
With new legislation championed by our fighters in the IL Legislature, we have designated safe locations from ICE and allowed Illinoisans to sue agents who violate our Constitutional rights.
With new legislation championed by our fighters in the IL Legislature, we have designated safe locations from ICE and allowed Illinoisans to sue agents who violate our Constitutional rights.
Breaking News: Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois signed a bill that restricts immigration enforcement near state courthouses and makes it easier to sue ICE agents.
Illinois Governor Signs Bill Imposing New Limits on Immigration Enforcement
The measure restricts immigration arrests around state courthouses. Republicans have criticized the law and suggested it would face legal challenges.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Illinois is leading the fights against Trump's campaign of terror.
With new legislation championed by our fighters in the IL Legislature, we have designated safe locations from ICE and allowed Illinoisans to sue agents who violate our Constitutional rights.
With new legislation championed by our fighters in the IL Legislature, we have designated safe locations from ICE and allowed Illinoisans to sue agents who violate our Constitutional rights.
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None of you are having original thoughts quite like my neighbour, Carl. Who sometimes smokes a cigarette on the front step
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
None of you are having original thoughts quite like my neighbour, Carl. Who sometimes smokes a cigarette on the front step
is it not *extremely obvious* how easy it is for people to game this shit? do we really think the people who are the subject of "prediction markets" (otherwise known as prop betting, in the world of Normal degeneracy) aren't going to check this shit and tip people off??
this is a real ad I just got served on instagram
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
is it not *extremely obvious* how easy it is for people to game this shit? do we really think the people who are the subject of "prediction markets" (otherwise known as prop betting, in the world of Normal degeneracy) aren't going to check this shit and tip people off??
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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I think you're basically doing PR for a person like this if you don't force them to grapple with why they gleefully participated in the heinous political culture they're now decrying. Do you understand why you were wrong or are you just mad because you didn't expect to be a victim
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think you're basically doing PR for a person like this if you don't force them to grapple with why they gleefully participated in the heinous political culture they're now decrying. Do you understand why you were wrong or are you just mad because you didn't expect to be a victim
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The hysteria over emotos, which many people confuse with ebikes, is insane. Yes, there needs to be some legal guidance. I think that's coming in IL for 2026. But ebikes are not killing people. You know what is killing people? Motor vehicles.
"Naperville council passes new e-bike age restrictions, fines for parent" – must be 16 to ride even a <20 mph e-bike. 🤔
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/n...
@atalliance.bsky.social @rideillinois.bsky.social @chicritmass.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/n...
@atalliance.bsky.social @rideillinois.bsky.social @chicritmass.bsky.social
Naperville council passes new e-bike age restrictions, fines for parents
New restrictions on e-bikes and scooters, including age limits and fines on parents, approved by the Naperville City Council.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The hysteria over emotos, which many people confuse with ebikes, is insane. Yes, there needs to be some legal guidance. I think that's coming in IL for 2026. But ebikes are not killing people. You know what is killing people? Motor vehicles.
happy queer poker night to all who celebrate
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
happy queer poker night to all who celebrate
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ay bud you wanna come play piss gun with me? it's honestly so fun. anyway love u big dog 🫶
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ay bud you wanna come play piss gun with me? it's honestly so fun. anyway love u big dog 🫶
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As word of the alleged "rampant abuse of sex workers" by CBP's Luis Uribe spread, a "boss" likely based in China sent someone to take Uribe's photo so it could be distributed.
During this meeting at a seafood buffet, Uribe was allegedly offered free sex with sex workers if he stopped his attacks.
During this meeting at a seafood buffet, Uribe was allegedly offered free sex with sex workers if he stopped his attacks.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As word of the alleged "rampant abuse of sex workers" by CBP's Luis Uribe spread, a "boss" likely based in China sent someone to take Uribe's photo so it could be distributed.
During this meeting at a seafood buffet, Uribe was allegedly offered free sex with sex workers if he stopped his attacks.
During this meeting at a seafood buffet, Uribe was allegedly offered free sex with sex workers if he stopped his attacks.
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genuinely funny how much of the strategy around keeping the military happy has a load-bearing dependency on "people liking and admiring Pete Hegseth, specifically and individually"
jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
genuinely funny how much of the strategy around keeping the military happy has a load-bearing dependency on "people liking and admiring Pete Hegseth, specifically and individually"
feelin good but also anxious, and i find that silly
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
feelin good but also anxious, and i find that silly
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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
post-workout recovery went fine so i just had what will hopefully be my last PT session!! i have a little more work to do before i can, like, not have to think about things in a framework of injury recovery, but it's all stuff i can do on my own, i've basically gotten what i can from PT
I DID IT I WENT TO THE GYM AND TRIED BOXING AGAIN AND I WENT 12 ROUNDS AND I AM EMOTIONALLY OVERWHELMED ABOUT IT I'VE SPENT THE PAST 20 MINUTES SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE CORNER OF THE GYM JUST TRYING TO REGAIN MY COMPOSURE OH MY GOD I'M ALMOST BACK TO 100% I AM GONNA MAKE IT THIS WON'T BE FOREVER
Forgot to update. Had to push back the timeline a bit as I was not ready to try boxing again last week. But I'm ready to try tomorrow!! I'm planning on starting light, then if the post-workout recovery seems normal, I'll box with moderate effort this weekend. *Hopefully* final PT session next week!
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
post-workout recovery went fine so i just had what will hopefully be my last PT session!! i have a little more work to do before i can, like, not have to think about things in a framework of injury recovery, but it's all stuff i can do on my own, i've basically gotten what i can from PT
If our elected and appointed officials actually meant anything by their oaths of office, this Border Patrol agent would be seen as an *individual* violator of the 8th Amendment, and investigations would be launched to determine the extent of *systemic* violations of the 8th Amendment.
O'Hare-based Border Patrol officer sexually abused, robbed women in 2022, indictment claims
DEVELOPING from @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
DEVELOPING from @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
O'Hare-based Border Patrol officer sexually abused, robbed women in 2022, indictment claims
The indictment handed up against Luis Uribe offers few details but alleges crimes against four victims between Feb. 5, 2022, and Oct. 9, 2022 in Schaumburg and Naperville.
chicago.suntimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If our elected and appointed officials actually meant anything by their oaths of office, this Border Patrol agent would be seen as an *individual* violator of the 8th Amendment, and investigations would be launched to determine the extent of *systemic* violations of the 8th Amendment.
This is incredible stuff. This is the quality that the Republican Party puts out. I can't wait to see which geniuses endorse this guy.
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is incredible stuff. This is the quality that the Republican Party puts out. I can't wait to see which geniuses endorse this guy.