lumberjack wharfie
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
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The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.
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Heck yeah, Jim!
Year that highway down!
How do you make the most of your time stuck in traffic? Here's what you told us.
These Chicago highway expansionists need to read up on induced demand
@lakebiglake.bsky.social
Year that highway down!
How do you make the most of your time stuck in traffic? Here's what you told us.
These Chicago highway expansionists need to read up on induced demand
@lakebiglake.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Heck yeah, Jim!
Year that highway down!
How do you make the most of your time stuck in traffic? Here's what you told us.
These Chicago highway expansionists need to read up on induced demand
@lakebiglake.bsky.social
Year that highway down!
How do you make the most of your time stuck in traffic? Here's what you told us.
These Chicago highway expansionists need to read up on induced demand
@lakebiglake.bsky.social
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I think an important thing to understand about brofluencer ideology is that they do not just deny that being toxic and shitty makes you a less appealing partner, they insist that women are only genuinely attracted to toxic and shitty men and being kind will instead make women lose respect for you.
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think an important thing to understand about brofluencer ideology is that they do not just deny that being toxic and shitty makes you a less appealing partner, they insist that women are only genuinely attracted to toxic and shitty men and being kind will instead make women lose respect for you.
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
BASH: If ICE says it doesn't arrest US citizens, why do we keep seeing incidents of them aggressively pursuing citizens?
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
the Jets are so butt omg
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the Jets are so butt omg
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
just got an ad for pork. like, as a concept, damn near
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just got an ad for pork. like, as a concept, damn near
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my biggest pet peeve is when someone posts a “who made this 🤣🤣🤣🤣” like uhh probably the person you screenshotted it from, you dolt
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
my biggest pet peeve is when someone posts a “who made this 🤣🤣🤣🤣” like uhh probably the person you screenshotted it from, you dolt
YO @apostleofhank.bsky.social POSSIBLE BAMA - INDIANA PLAYOFF GAME as long as Bama doesnt shit the bed @ Oklahoma
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
YO @apostleofhank.bsky.social POSSIBLE BAMA - INDIANA PLAYOFF GAME as long as Bama doesnt shit the bed @ Oklahoma
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Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
⚠️ Piss Reserves Critically Low
The piss tank on the ISS is now 7% full.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
⚠️ Piss Reserves Critically Low
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The magnificent Don Fischer on the call, late in the game, with Ohio State lining up to attempt what would be a game-tying field goal. 4th & 1, 18 yard line, just outside the 2min timeout.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The magnificent Don Fischer on the call, late in the game, with Ohio State lining up to attempt what would be a game-tying field goal. 4th & 1, 18 yard line, just outside the 2min timeout.
The media let this guy put out his "No Quarter" demands during the protests of 2020 and never really pressed him on that; lending him legitimacy was already unacceptable before these blatant murders, and it was already clear he's a ghoul in favor of extrajudicial executions.
WELKER: The US doesn't shoot people at the border who are bringing drugs in. Why should it be different at sea? Are you saying we should start shooting people at the border?
COTTON: No I'm not, Kristen
COTTON: No I'm not, Kristen
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The media let this guy put out his "No Quarter" demands during the protests of 2020 and never really pressed him on that; lending him legitimacy was already unacceptable before these blatant murders, and it was already clear he's a ghoul in favor of extrajudicial executions.
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It's been getting worse because cops have been on nationwide wildcat strike since their feelings got hurt in spring 2020. It's been a dialing up of people gradually pushing the boundaries of recklessness and realizing there's literally nothing they can do that will result in cops pulling them over.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's been getting worse because cops have been on nationwide wildcat strike since their feelings got hurt in spring 2020. It's been a dialing up of people gradually pushing the boundaries of recklessness and realizing there's literally nothing they can do that will result in cops pulling them over.
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Chicago Snowfall
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Chicago Snowfall
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I know a lot happened yesterday, but in case you missed it, this might be the upset of the year.
Illinois State takes down defending national champs North Dakota State in Fargo.
Of the four Dakotas, only the South Dakota Coyotes survived yesterday.
Illinois State takes down defending national champs North Dakota State in Fargo.
Of the four Dakotas, only the South Dakota Coyotes survived yesterday.
Illinois State gets a TD on 4th down and the 2 pt conversion to take a 1 point lead over North Dakota in the final minute
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know a lot happened yesterday, but in case you missed it, this might be the upset of the year.
Illinois State takes down defending national champs North Dakota State in Fargo.
Of the four Dakotas, only the South Dakota Coyotes survived yesterday.
Illinois State takes down defending national champs North Dakota State in Fargo.
Of the four Dakotas, only the South Dakota Coyotes survived yesterday.
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Remember that when Newsom says "culturally normal" he's talking about these freaks' culture
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Remember that when Newsom says "culturally normal" he's talking about these freaks' culture
we're too blurry guys
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
we're too blurry guys
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Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
it is blowing my mind that the Indiana Hoosiers are 13-0, conference champions, undisputed #1 going into the playoff. is this real life
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
it is blowing my mind that the Indiana Hoosiers are 13-0, conference champions, undisputed #1 going into the playoff. is this real life