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marlins man is a supreme and enduring evil
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jack flaherty pitching to eugenio suarez… we got ourselves a late-2010s nl central showdown
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waino wants to go home lol
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doing sacred geometry on my eyebrows
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if i were still on that nbasky list (for some reason) i do think this would be doing numbers
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i went up there to complain about the rule
mercury head coach nate tibbetts looking super confused with his hands out at his side, very much resembling tim robinson. tibbetts was just ejected from a finals game for complaining to a ref too enthusiastically, so the caption is a good reference to both this moment and the itysl sketch where robinson acts confused when accused by his date of making a waiter talk to her about a rule at the restaurant re: not eating all the fully loaded chips on a dish you share. imagine if you hadn’t clicked alt text and didn’t get all of this context
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actually i back your claim to the throne
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food is one of the weirdest kinks. most of the other stuff makes sense in context. i’m pretty good at drawing the line between what i wanna eat and what i wanna fuck
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otherwise you are just blighting my consciousness
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if you’re gonna post something about the ~state of things~ i need you to be able to answer the question ‘what do you expect me to do about it’ before you hit send
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telling a coworker that i’m asking them to not think like a bug about this
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you have no goddamn idea just how whelmed i am
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i’ve been out the past two days and i am overburdened it is basically the weekend
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getting strong ‘this can wait til monday’ vibes from everything i see on my laptop today
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now i have to hope the fucking dodgers get to the world series bc either of the brewers and cubs is the biggest lose-lose possible for me
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someone get them phillies boys a pamphlet on pitcher fielding practice
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i need a nopales torta immediately, this is life or death