the world is affecting my brane
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the world is affecting my brane
sure what do you need?
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
sure what do you need?
it’s honestly tyranny if they say no
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it’s honestly tyranny if they say no
calling the local residential inspector to see if i need a permit for a superdeep borehole in my back yard
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
calling the local residential inspector to see if i need a permit for a superdeep borehole in my back yard
reply to this post to see if you’re muted
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
reply to this post to see if you’re muted
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Being forcibly removed from the wax museum after security found wicks on me
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Being forcibly removed from the wax museum after security found wicks on me
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not rooting for an athlete who only uses LinkedIn
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
not rooting for an athlete who only uses LinkedIn
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Taken aback by the fresh scent of my laundered balaclava
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Taken aback by the fresh scent of my laundered balaclava
Man Charging His Phone
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Man Charging His Phone
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
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It should be illegal to read my posts
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It should be illegal to read my posts
if you can’t express your point in less than 140 characters you belong in the mines
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
if you can’t express your point in less than 140 characters you belong in the mines
friday activated
Well Baby I Do
YouTube video by Mediterranean Soul - Topic
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
friday activated
they’re calling me the Big Engine That Could
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
they’re calling me the Big Engine That Could
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if the pitt writer room wants to shore up their rather tenuous cultural pittsburgh bona fides, just have them treat a thinly veiled version of my cousin-in-law who got stabbed at kennywood
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if the pitt writer room wants to shore up their rather tenuous cultural pittsburgh bona fides, just have them treat a thinly veiled version of my cousin-in-law who got stabbed at kennywood
they are creatures of magick
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
they are creatures of magick
the only way we can stop this bus from crashing is by jumping out of it at 95 mph
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
the only way we can stop this bus from crashing is by jumping out of it at 95 mph
mfw i’m ‘enjoying’ free shipping on an e-commerce web site: 😑
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
mfw i’m ‘enjoying’ free shipping on an e-commerce web site: 😑
sitting on the couch in complete silence until i eat precisely 17 maple almonds
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
sitting on the couch in complete silence until i eat precisely 17 maple almonds
press and hold on the lock screen until the ‘customize’ button comes up at the bottom. then click on the clock
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
press and hold on the lock screen until the ‘customize’ button comes up at the bottom. then click on the clock
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invading u.s. forces decimated by local fermented shark delicacy
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
invading u.s. forces decimated by local fermented shark delicacy
timing my ingress onto your roof with the thuds of melting icicles
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
timing my ingress onto your roof with the thuds of melting icicles