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oak blanco
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ask your doctor if being generally laid back and easygoing is right for you
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Trail cam footage recently confirmed the existence of my uncle
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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i am at least deeply curious about the kind of people who apparently transition from a genuine interest in wildlife photography to posting this slop as their own work
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i’ve sat on the couch several times in my life. and possibly more
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
RIP Fuzzy Zoeller. He taught me it was OK to be "racist."
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
in the early 2000s a movement arose among the consumerati to create a holiday of their own: Black Friday. as a result many have died in stampedes caused by Deals
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i just know the sewage treatment plant smells crazy like poorly-digested turkey today
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
searching on zillow for houses with ‘2 car garages’ and ‘unexplained ditch’
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
we’ve reached the going to lunch with high school homies portion of thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
breaking out into a horrific sweat as i keep eating more and more until i’m restrained
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
strong possibility of ice cream in the forecast
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
feastheads like me go crazy for thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
computer, show me images of subhumans *pictures of men who run leaf blowers 14 hours a day*
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(on a first date) everyone who interacts with me one time on the computer blocks me. i’m so righteous lol. where are you going
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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After 200 years, this eBay seller still hand crafts their full description the old fashioned way
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
my dog just braved a light mist
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
slowly raising my office chair until my head grazes the ceiling to assert dominance
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Over Halloween I bought $10 of on clearance Target decorations and felt it was important to keep the purple spider out to prove to myself I repurpose and reuse
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
computer, activate the most miserable weather imaginable
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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damn cueck this shit out
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
picking up dog crap after 5pm in november
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM