america makes a lot of sense when you realize most people here don’t wash their hands after they take a shit
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
america makes a lot of sense when you realize most people here don’t wash their hands after they take a shit
in high school a big snowstorm was like the super bowl for lunch ladies
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
in high school a big snowstorm was like the super bowl for lunch ladies
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Almost anything your reasonable heart could desire awaits you at the store
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Almost anything your reasonable heart could desire awaits you at the store
(CEO voice) walk a mile in these Ferragamo loafers
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
(CEO voice) walk a mile in these Ferragamo loafers
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(wizard in chambers who has been farting a lot and hears a knock at the door): Enter not! I have been summoning the winds of the Foul Swamp
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
(wizard in chambers who has been farting a lot and hears a knock at the door): Enter not! I have been summoning the winds of the Foul Swamp
Van Morrison! 🎶Brown-Eyed Girl. Haha right on man, what’s he been up to lately?
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Van Morrison! 🎶Brown-Eyed Girl. Haha right on man, what’s he been up to lately?
downbeat cover of ‘more than a woman’ playing softly as i sign termination letters for 15 people
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
downbeat cover of ‘more than a woman’ playing softly as i sign termination letters for 15 people
seeking treatment for a beast infection
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
seeking treatment for a beast infection
deactivating for a little bit ✌️
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
deactivating for a little bit ✌️
the world is affecting my brane
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the world is affecting my brane
calling the local residential inspector to see if i need a permit for a superdeep borehole in my back yard
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
calling the local residential inspector to see if i need a permit for a superdeep borehole in my back yard
reply to this post to see if you’re muted
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
reply to this post to see if you’re muted
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Being forcibly removed from the wax museum after security found wicks on me
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Being forcibly removed from the wax museum after security found wicks on me
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not rooting for an athlete who only uses LinkedIn
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
not rooting for an athlete who only uses LinkedIn
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Taken aback by the fresh scent of my laundered balaclava
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Taken aback by the fresh scent of my laundered balaclava
Man Charging His Phone
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Man Charging His Phone
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘴, 2026
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It should be illegal to read my posts
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It should be illegal to read my posts
if you can’t express your point in less than 140 characters you belong in the mines
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
if you can’t express your point in less than 140 characters you belong in the mines
friday activated
Well Baby I Do
YouTube video by Mediterranean Soul - Topic
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January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
friday activated
they’re calling me the Big Engine That Could
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
they’re calling me the Big Engine That Could
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if the pitt writer room wants to shore up their rather tenuous cultural pittsburgh bona fides, just have them treat a thinly veiled version of my cousin-in-law who got stabbed at kennywood
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if the pitt writer room wants to shore up their rather tenuous cultural pittsburgh bona fides, just have them treat a thinly veiled version of my cousin-in-law who got stabbed at kennywood
the only way we can stop this bus from crashing is by jumping out of it at 95 mph
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
the only way we can stop this bus from crashing is by jumping out of it at 95 mph