Azure Emerald Empire
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Global prison break, web of free life in revolt. TB on the other site
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There’s not a whole lot I relate to in rap music but when Fabolous said “My winter's been wonderful and my summer's been special” I felt that
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My footman materializing in the drawing room entrance, really high: Uhhhhhh,
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Referring to myself in the third person as “the kid” in the job interview
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I’m almost positive there’s a table like this in AD&D 2nd edition Druid’s Handbook
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One year in college there was this big affable galoot across the hall from me and one night when we were partying he said, “I just get so mad when I think of our trains. Like, we’re America. We should have the best of everything.” There’s probably no one like him anymore. Even he’s probably changed.
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we were up in the club waxing poetic
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Good underwater joint at the end of “Love Deluxe”…”Mermaid.” Love a mysterious instrumental closer
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“Drat” is short for “floodrat,” the rats that come into your house when it floods
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The Rationally Self-Interested Piglet
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My neighbor Totoro mows his lawn for twelve hours a day on the weekend and it still looks like shit
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overheard from. the most townie philly guy you can imagine: "I'm not an astrology guy but I do fuck with the moon"
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Big ups to the Demiurge…when he’s on he’s on
24 oz Coors Banquet
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Lord of the Rings except Mustaine plays Gandalf and he’s just uselessly condescending to the hobbits all the time. Frodo says “I wish the ring had never come to me…” and Mustaine scoffs and is like, “Heh…yeah. I bet you wish that.”