Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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dreamed my phone was much longer. a bunch of other stuff happened too
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
dreamed my phone was much longer. a bunch of other stuff happened too
Seasoning my new cast iron countertops
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Seasoning my new cast iron countertops
Hi, are your mowin shoes still available
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hi, are your mowin shoes still available
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They are who we thought they were
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
They are who we thought they were
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I tried to rouse my manservant for his tasks but on entering his quarters found him hiding under a blanket listening to Warning. I think the boy is spent and we need a new one.
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I tried to rouse my manservant for his tasks but on entering his quarters found him hiding under a blanket listening to Warning. I think the boy is spent and we need a new one.
This tweet is brought to you by Better Help. Enjoy!
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This tweet is brought to you by Better Help. Enjoy!
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top ten manservebt fails
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
top ten manservebt fails
I always use information for what I will
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I always use information for what I will
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Harry Carey means something very different in Japan
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Harry Carey means something very different in Japan
Sorry is there a schismball happening
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sorry is there a schismball happening
Just found out Sir Michael Caine is English 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just found out Sir Michael Caine is English 🤔
Sir Michael Caine has retired for the evening 🛌
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sir Michael Caine has retired for the evening 🛌
Craig T. Nelson should be on this list!
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Craig T. Nelson should be on this list!
Wife and I currently having a pretty bad argument over how many Oscar worthy performances Craig T. Nelson has had
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Wife and I currently having a pretty bad argument over how many Oscar worthy performances Craig T. Nelson has had
I invented a pawn move called en passant
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I invented a pawn move called en passant
If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this
I’m not too worried about confusing the two Naomis any more. Very little impact on my day to day
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I’m not too worried about confusing the two Naomis any more. Very little impact on my day to day
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Who possibly could have seen that putting a morally bankrupt, convicted felon in the highest office of the land could go badly,
Seriously..
Seriously..
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Who possibly could have seen that putting a morally bankrupt, convicted felon in the highest office of the land could go badly,
Seriously..
Seriously..
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Felt needs are not cheugy
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Felt needs are not cheugy
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I’ll show you guys the life of the mind
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’ll show you guys the life of the mind
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this coffee is the first of many
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
this coffee is the first of many