Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Accounts that put the fun in funny starter pack
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Accounts that put the fun in funny starter pack
But it was called the accounts that bring the funny starter pack your honor
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
But it was called the accounts that bring the funny starter pack your honor
We met in the accounts that put the sad in seasonal affective disorder starter pack
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
We met in the accounts that put the sad in seasonal affective disorder starter pack
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Found out my creative writing group was gaslighting me when they said smells can’t bring back certain memories
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Found out my creative writing group was gaslighting me when they said smells can’t bring back certain memories
Wordle is set to acquire the New York Times for $25 million
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wordle is set to acquire the New York Times for $25 million
I have an idea for the next wordle btw
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I have an idea for the next wordle btw
Daydreaming about me and Willy Staley skateboarding and comparing wordle scores one day
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Daydreaming about me and Willy Staley skateboarding and comparing wordle scores one day
I will be putting a tariff on a few more things in a minute!
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I will be putting a tariff on a few more things in a minute!
Willy Staley please come on here and riff with me. I can learn about skating
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Willy Staley please come on here and riff with me. I can learn about skating
Dril where are you…
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Dril where are you…
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Cud Soars on Chewings Report
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Cud Soars on Chewings Report
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Spanking me and sending me to bed without any supper really fell off
August 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Spanking me and sending me to bed without any supper really fell off
Meet Tony Dokoupil’s mommy
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Meet Tony Dokoupil’s mommy
Washington crossing the Delaware truther
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Washington crossing the Delaware truther
Running my son’s rec league basketball team like a business (money for playing time)
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Running my son’s rec league basketball team like a business (money for playing time)
I hope they meant the title of Goodfellas ironically
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I hope they meant the title of Goodfellas ironically
Which one’s Dx and which one’s Dmx
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Which one’s Dx and which one’s Dmx
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I'm on thing ice
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm on thing ice
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What time is Whiskey Friday?
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What time is Whiskey Friday?
Bill Simmons Annual NBA Trade Value Rankings
Category 1: “Put the word out on the street that we’re back up again… for an NBA trade”
Category 1: “Put the word out on the street that we’re back up again… for an NBA trade”
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Bill Simmons Annual NBA Trade Value Rankings
Category 1: “Put the word out on the street that we’re back up again… for an NBA trade”
Category 1: “Put the word out on the street that we’re back up again… for an NBA trade”
And Jose Feliciano
As himself
As himself
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
And Jose Feliciano
As himself
As himself
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More like Sydney Sweepme. Into the dustbin of history
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
More like Sydney Sweepme. Into the dustbin of history
Upcoming Lincoln Center feature “Goose Stepping Through the 80’s”
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Upcoming Lincoln Center feature “Goose Stepping Through the 80’s”