Hawk Ghost
@gateshawk.bsky.social
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I finished an entire can of 7 up Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike" https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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gateshawk.bsky.social
Quick, this is my opening to share my couple year-old dentist comic
Comic: Odysseus in dentist chair laying back. Dentist says “Trojan War? Oh, you gotta see Scylla and Charybdis while you're out there.”
gateshawk.bsky.social
gambling has to have cards and chips last I checked
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nurbsy.bsky.social
FYI the list of posters who are “on notice” drops at midnight
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dumbmike.bsky.social
My office removed all fire extinguishers to make room in the budget for a new safety initiative, where every bathroom stall has a loaded handgun you can fire through the stall door if you feel afraid or excited. It's led to a lot of coworkers emptying clips loudly and having fun. And, we're hiring!
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I can’t today I have to work on my opus Dentist Man Patient Man
gateshawk.bsky.social
Please make it as immersive as possible
gateshawk.bsky.social
Making core memories rn
gateshawk.bsky.social
If you do your dissertation on Hamlet you’re not allowed to find out how it ends until you’re at your defense
gateshawk.bsky.social
Good to see he's got the all important public vote of confidence from his bosses! That always means he's got plenty of runway to go
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn headline: "North Carolina says Belichick has 'full support' amid 2-3 start"
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dumbmike.bsky.social
News from laser planet:
- The President has been zapped.
- Armies roam the streets, zapping citizens.
- Guns don't shoot bullets here, it is just zaps beams and rays.
- A big electric zang boomed out of space and blew us all to pieces. It blew our planet to hell. So long.
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grobiansyboe.bsky.social
Under a Regime of Wise Principles, the populace will be fully mobilised, towards the realisation of Wise Principles
gateshawk.bsky.social
Chris Sabo’s game worn goggles have arrived at Cooperstown
gateshawk.bsky.social
Does Tom Browning have a hall of fame case? Sorry, I mean did Tom Browning leave his case at the hall of fame? Call us if you left a brown briefcase
gateshawk.bsky.social
I love how this late in the game, the Yankees season about to end, the announcers are still digging into the media guide to tell me Ernie Clement is a scratch golfer and former hockey player
gateshawk.bsky.social
I would simply not name my child Boo Radley
gateshawk.bsky.social
Every saucily irreverent tune selection by a ballpark organist has gone right over my head
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lightblanket.bsky.social
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
gateshawk.bsky.social
I wonder if the Detroit Tigers like apples