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Aspiring to be like David Yow but lacking physical courage
Pinned
My goblin isn’t even close to hitting his quarterly mischief targets and now he says he’s going to need a extra non-working day for his dialysis. I mean, he’ll get it but jeez
watching so much broadcast tv that i inflict myself with something called ‘sheldon’s itch’
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
watching so much broadcast tv that i inflict myself with something called ‘sheldon’s itch’
going back thru my feed and deleting all the duds feels like brushing an unruly but well-loved horse's mane
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
going back thru my feed and deleting all the duds feels like brushing an unruly but well-loved horse's mane
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Does anyone know if there was a deleted scene in Alien where Ripley was wearing fishnets and picking up grapes with her toes or was that a dream?
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Does anyone know if there was a deleted scene in Alien where Ripley was wearing fishnets and picking up grapes with her toes or was that a dream?
spreading some soured cream on some sourdough to create a snack i call The Tang
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
spreading some soured cream on some sourdough to create a snack i call The Tang
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William of Baskerville consoling Novice Adso after he confessed to breaking his vows and losing his virginity
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
William of Baskerville consoling Novice Adso after he confessed to breaking his vows and losing his virginity
throwing out an “is it that deep?” when you’ve done something to upset others is a high risk high reward strategy, but still potentially has a role to play for a careful operator
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
throwing out an “is it that deep?” when you’ve done something to upset others is a high risk high reward strategy, but still potentially has a role to play for a careful operator
ugh i managed to tune into an alien broadcast but it sounds like they’re still stuck on the whole no input mixer and DOD death metal thing. Bet they’ve got chains on their spaceship as well, wankers
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
ugh i managed to tune into an alien broadcast but it sounds like they’re still stuck on the whole no input mixer and DOD death metal thing. Bet they’ve got chains on their spaceship as well, wankers
it seems obvious but why haven't football teams tried recuiting goalkeepers with really really big hands yet? seems like it'd solve most of the problems they end up having
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it seems obvious but why haven't football teams tried recuiting goalkeepers with really really big hands yet? seems like it'd solve most of the problems they end up having
sometimes i read about critical theory and think it's really interesting and adds flavour to life but other times i read about it and think "omg you fuckers need to find a more honest way to make money"
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
sometimes i read about critical theory and think it's really interesting and adds flavour to life but other times i read about it and think "omg you fuckers need to find a more honest way to make money"
just stood under a tree for ages with the merlin app on the go trying to figure out what kind of loud ass bird it could possibly be til i realised it was the sound of a branch breaking in the wind and i needed to mmmmmmove
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just stood under a tree for ages with the merlin app on the go trying to figure out what kind of loud ass bird it could possibly be til i realised it was the sound of a branch breaking in the wind and i needed to mmmmmmove
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wallace works for space x now, his crap engineering is the reason for all those failed launches
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
wallace works for space x now, his crap engineering is the reason for all those failed launches
wallace and gromit is a parable about the dangers of entrepreneurship and the need for firm regulation
Gromit checking himself into a dog sanctuary as a welcome respite from his owner (a wretch)
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
wallace and gromit is a parable about the dangers of entrepreneurship and the need for firm regulation
i tell you what that fat old man has made a right mess of my flue
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
i tell you what that fat old man has made a right mess of my flue
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my mom would be a pretty good poster
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
my mom would be a pretty good poster
announcement: ye faithful now have my permission to come
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
announcement: ye faithful now have my permission to come
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me and the boys just seen a cool star out west so we’re packing up some myrrh and heading over there
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
me and the boys just seen a cool star out west so we’re packing up some myrrh and heading over there
i honestly think scrooge was more right than people are willing to admit. imagine you’re at work trying to focus on your shit and suddenly a bunch of people barge in the door and interrupt your work to go on about the heating and one of them is kermit
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i honestly think scrooge was more right than people are willing to admit. imagine you’re at work trying to focus on your shit and suddenly a bunch of people barge in the door and interrupt your work to go on about the heating and one of them is kermit
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God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
been using my neti pot ready to bang out fat lines of roast potatoes tomorrow
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
been using my neti pot ready to bang out fat lines of roast potatoes tomorrow
god rest ye merry gentlemen your wrists must be tired from pulling me off
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
god rest ye merry gentlemen your wrists must be tired from pulling me off
in tesco for last minute gift and mince pies
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
in tesco for last minute gift and mince pies
mince pie but instead of raisins it’s filled with real mice
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
mince pie but instead of raisins it’s filled with real mice