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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
I still sometimes say “You’ve got moy tankard!” (when appropriate – it doesn’t come up much), even though I couldn’t remember exactly which Vic and Bob joint it came from.
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I still sometimes say “You’ve got moy tankard!” (when appropriate – it doesn’t come up much), even though I couldn’t remember exactly which Vic and Bob joint it came from.
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Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
Currently wearing
A nice cardigan*
Warm trousers**
Comfy shoes***
*made in Manchester by paid adults
**nannatastic flannel-lined black jeans. From Lands’ End****. Plaid turnups for Heaven’s sake
***suede Puma Delphins. Dope
****thats’ how they punctuate it
A nice cardigan*
Warm trousers**
Comfy shoes***
*made in Manchester by paid adults
**nannatastic flannel-lined black jeans. From Lands’ End****. Plaid turnups for Heaven’s sake
***suede Puma Delphins. Dope
****thats’ how they punctuate it
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Currently wearing
A nice cardigan*
Warm trousers**
Comfy shoes***
*made in Manchester by paid adults
**nannatastic flannel-lined black jeans. From Lands’ End****. Plaid turnups for Heaven’s sake
***suede Puma Delphins. Dope
****thats’ how they punctuate it
A nice cardigan*
Warm trousers**
Comfy shoes***
*made in Manchester by paid adults
**nannatastic flannel-lined black jeans. From Lands’ End****. Plaid turnups for Heaven’s sake
***suede Puma Delphins. Dope
****thats’ how they punctuate it
How to Business
Last year we increased the percentage of all we earn that we give up from 3.5% to 4%. We did this by the addition of local grants but also by projects at coffee origins. This year we're going to balance that more toward local so the 4 grants we give away will go from €2,500 to €4,000. #speirgorm
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
How to Business
No she’s not, she’s Scottish.
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No she’s not, she’s Scottish.
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
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I rotoscope all the animations for my adventure games, which means mostly doing all my own stunts.
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I rotoscope all the animations for my adventure games, which means mostly doing all my own stunts.
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Can shit things stop happening to good people please?
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Can shit things stop happening to good people please?
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They do this where I live too.
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
They do this where I live too.
You’ve heard of dessert wine; meet pudding stout.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Ocado stopped selling this ‘AW’ because it’s a crap Temu version of your actual A&W* root beer. If you’re in Britain and you want a decent root beer at a reasonable price, go for Tropical Sun, but be warned, it’s 12% sugar.
*recommended by Lana Del Rey and G Love and Special Sauce
*recommended by Lana Del Rey and G Love and Special Sauce
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Ocado stopped selling this ‘AW’ because it’s a crap Temu version of your actual A&W* root beer. If you’re in Britain and you want a decent root beer at a reasonable price, go for Tropical Sun, but be warned, it’s 12% sugar.
*recommended by Lana Del Rey and G Love and Special Sauce
*recommended by Lana Del Rey and G Love and Special Sauce
Programme on telly saying custard is bad.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Programme on telly saying custard is bad.
Just had my Christmas haircut.
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Just had my Christmas haircut.
Lego sets are going to be even more $$$ now.
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Lego sets are going to be even more $$$ now.
Nice bit of Sunday morning heartburn.
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Nice bit of Sunday morning heartburn.
Here’s a niche long shot: Does anyone have, or know anyone who has, a Sunrise/Quickie Q50R Carbon powerchair?
(It’s a super lightweight powered wheelchair that folds and unfolds with a single move. I’d like to know if it’s actually any good, especially in the long term.)
(It’s a super lightweight powered wheelchair that folds and unfolds with a single move. I’d like to know if it’s actually any good, especially in the long term.)
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Here’s a niche long shot: Does anyone have, or know anyone who has, a Sunrise/Quickie Q50R Carbon powerchair?
(It’s a super lightweight powered wheelchair that folds and unfolds with a single move. I’d like to know if it’s actually any good, especially in the long term.)
(It’s a super lightweight powered wheelchair that folds and unfolds with a single move. I’d like to know if it’s actually any good, especially in the long term.)
This may be common knowledge but I’ve only just discovered that if you open a picture on a Bluesky and tap it with two fingers it zooms right up, on my phone anyway. Double tap it (one finger) to return to original view.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This may be common knowledge but I’ve only just discovered that if you open a picture on a Bluesky and tap it with two fingers it zooms right up, on my phone anyway. Double tap it (one finger) to return to original view.
Outside the bookshop, three young girls walking by take it in turns to shout SIX SEVEN. No hand gestures, just walking and chanting.
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Outside the bookshop, three young girls walking by take it in turns to shout SIX SEVEN. No hand gestures, just walking and chanting.
As a full time speccy twat of 46 years standing: Can confirm.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
As a full time speccy twat of 46 years standing: Can confirm.
The lights reflected in the far train and the person framed in the window 👍
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The lights reflected in the far train and the person framed in the window 👍
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Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿
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When your perch frames you like a masterpiece.
🖼️ 🪶 #PerfectPerches #Robins #NaturalArt #BirdOfTheDay #photography #EastCoastKin #birds
🖼️ 🪶 #PerfectPerches #Robins #NaturalArt #BirdOfTheDay #photography #EastCoastKin #birds
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
When your perch frames you like a masterpiece.
🖼️ 🪶 #PerfectPerches #Robins #NaturalArt #BirdOfTheDay #photography #EastCoastKin #birds
🖼️ 🪶 #PerfectPerches #Robins #NaturalArt #BirdOfTheDay #photography #EastCoastKin #birds