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Full English berkfest. Asynchronous communication specialist. Don’t forget to dislike and unsubscribe!
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Repost with your Friday energy. Repost with your mental state. Pick a single image from your gallery that represents your Bluesky posting style.

It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
No she’s not, she’s Scottish.
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Remember when the bottom of that canal in Shropshire fell into the centre of the Earth and all the water drained out? Lovely bit of English understatement from one of the boat dwellers.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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I rotoscope all the animations for my adventure games, which means mostly doing all my own stunts.
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Can shit things stop happening to good people please?
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Some sad news
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 AM
They do this where I live too.
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You’ve heard of dessert wine; meet pudding stout.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Ocado stopped selling this ‘AW’ because it’s a crap Temu version of your actual A&W* root beer. If you’re in Britain and you want a decent root beer at a reasonable price, go for Tropical Sun, but be warned, it’s 12% sugar.

*recommended by Lana Del Rey and G Love and Special Sauce
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Programme on telly saying custard is bad.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Just had my Christmas haircut.
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Lego sets are going to be even more $$$ now.
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Nice bit of Sunday morning heartburn.
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Here’s a niche long shot: Does anyone have, or know anyone who has, a Sunrise/Quickie Q50R Carbon powerchair?

(It’s a super lightweight powered wheelchair that folds and unfolds with a single move. I’d like to know if it’s actually any good, especially in the long term.)
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This may be common knowledge but I’ve only just discovered that if you open a picture on a Bluesky and tap it with two fingers it zooms right up, on my phone anyway. Double tap it (one finger) to return to original view.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Outside the bookshop, three young girls walking by take it in turns to shout SIX SEVEN. No hand gestures, just walking and chanting.
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
As a full time speccy twat of 46 years standing: Can confirm.
New year, new look
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The lights reflected in the far train and the person framed in the window 👍
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Long shot but: is there anybody I know (preferably London or surrounding areas) who’s looking to get a cat? Our friends are moving overseas and can’t take theirs with them 😿
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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When your perch frames you like a masterpiece.
🖼️ 🪶 #PerfectPerches #Robins #NaturalArt #BirdOfTheDay #photography #EastCoastKin #birds
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Deb Grant in for Huey Morgan? Like it, although she seems to have inherited his ‘no playlist on the website, no information on the radio display’ thing.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Sitting here in the dark, listening to Ill Advised by Bill Nighy, waiting for my missis to bring a tray of Greasy Noodles back from Harrow.
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I have watched these six films:

Thief
The Limey
Point Blank
The Long Goodbye
Le Samourai
The Hit

and enjoyed approximately four of them; I fully enjoyed three, half enjoyed two, and didn’t much like one, which it turned out I’d seen before anyway. That’s enough old timey crimey films for now.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I thought I saw a kite (the bird) at Crewe station, but it was actually a kite (the light fabric and string flying apparatus) in the shape of a kite (the bird), used to scare off pigeons (the bird).
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM