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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
Went up to the coffee shop. Crashed my wheelchair into the outside bench while parking. Locked up and hobbled in even more awkwardly than usual because it was cold, and because it was my first time out in two weeks (ill). “You look so cool!” said the barista.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Went up to the coffee shop. Crashed my wheelchair into the outside bench while parking. Locked up and hobbled in even more awkwardly than usual because it was cold, and because it was my first time out in two weeks (ill). “You look so cool!” said the barista.
Workwear: what it is and why it is good, by @luketurner.bsky.social
‘It’s an acceptance of where my body is now’ – the modern-day appeal of workwear
Its popularity is as enduring as its fabrics – and it allows men to age stylishly without worrying about their waistlines. One collector delves into the reasons the ordinary clothes of workers past li...
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Workwear: what it is and why it is good, by @luketurner.bsky.social
My partner Lou, who’s vegetarian, went to the butcher to buy eggs, because the butcher has the best eggs, for some reason. Over to Lou…
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My partner Lou, who’s vegetarian, went to the butcher to buy eggs, because the butcher has the best eggs, for some reason. Over to Lou…
Who up making surprisingly sensible online purchases?
Some Oral B toothbrush heads TWO THIRDS off at Boots dot com
Some Oral B toothbrush heads TWO THIRDS off at Boots dot com
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Who up making surprisingly sensible online purchases?
Some Oral B toothbrush heads TWO THIRDS off at Boots dot com
Some Oral B toothbrush heads TWO THIRDS off at Boots dot com
Dougray Scott is starting to resemble Michael Palin.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dougray Scott is starting to resemble Michael Palin.
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This is my 6th year posting this same message. Black Friday is a nonsense with often pretend discounts on stuff you probably don’t need. We’ll do as we always do at this time and increase the 1% of all income we give to Women’s Aid to 10% on web sales over the weekend. Fuck Black Friday. #speirgorm
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is my 6th year posting this same message. Black Friday is a nonsense with often pretend discounts on stuff you probably don’t need. We’ll do as we always do at this time and increase the 1% of all income we give to Women’s Aid to 10% on web sales over the weekend. Fuck Black Friday. #speirgorm
Can anyone recommend an iPhone/iPad charge cable that will last more than a year and costs less than £30 ie. not an actual Apple cable?
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Can anyone recommend an iPhone/iPad charge cable that will last more than a year and costs less than £30 ie. not an actual Apple cable?
It’s Chinatown, Charlie Brown
I believe that true self, that original self, that FIRST self, is a real mensurate quantifiable thing, tangible AND incarnate...
...and I'm gonna find the fucker, Charlie Brown.
...and I'm gonna find the fucker, Charlie Brown.
What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flathead V8 engine and no natural predators think about, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It’s Chinatown, Charlie Brown
Having completed the bulk of Mum’s Ocado order, I’m now awaiting further instructions regarding the acceptability of cherry yoghurt, and whether she’d prefer baking powder or bicarbonate of soda.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Having completed the bulk of Mum’s Ocado order, I’m now awaiting further instructions regarding the acceptability of cherry yoghurt, and whether she’d prefer baking powder or bicarbonate of soda.
(‘Ere We Go tune)
Cabbage soup cabbage soup cabbage soup
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Cabbage SOU-OUP
CAB-BAGE SOUP
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Cabbage SOU-OUP
CAB-BAGE SOUP
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(‘Ere We Go tune)
Cabbage soup cabbage soup cabbage soup
Cabbage soup cabbage SOUP cabbage sou-oup
Cabbage soup cabbage soup cabbage SOUP
Cabbage SOU-OUP
CAB-BAGE SOUP
Cabbage soup cabbage soup cabbage soup
Cabbage soup cabbage SOUP cabbage sou-oup
Cabbage soup cabbage soup cabbage SOUP
Cabbage SOU-OUP
CAB-BAGE SOUP
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Painting by John Moore ‘Post’ 2011.
Oil on canvas.
Dimensions 177.8 x 152.4 cm.
Oil on canvas.
Dimensions 177.8 x 152.4 cm.
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Painting by John Moore ‘Post’ 2011.
Oil on canvas.
Dimensions 177.8 x 152.4 cm.
Oil on canvas.
Dimensions 177.8 x 152.4 cm.
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a few brief thoughts on Kelly Reichardt's Wendy and Lucy, which I enjoyed very much last weekend
letterboxd.com/jamesewand/f...
letterboxd.com/jamesewand/f...
A ★★★★ review of Wendy and Lucy (2008)
Kelly Reichardt is rightfully considered one of the best working American directors, and yet I still have a few major gaps. Wendy and Lucy is a sad, lyrical film about living on the margins, shot and ...
letterboxd.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
a few brief thoughts on Kelly Reichardt's Wendy and Lucy, which I enjoyed very much last weekend
letterboxd.com/jamesewand/f...
letterboxd.com/jamesewand/f...
Only a month ‘til the solstice! The days are getting shorter at a low (and decreasing) rate! Yeah!
(Northern Hemisphere post)
(Northern Hemisphere post)
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Only a month ‘til the solstice! The days are getting shorter at a low (and decreasing) rate! Yeah!
(Northern Hemisphere post)
(Northern Hemisphere post)
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
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At the Pond Today | Late Fall Grasses
#photography #naturephotography #landscape #fallcolors #grasses #ourbeautifulplanet #dailywalk #nativeplants
#photography #naturephotography #landscape #fallcolors #grasses #ourbeautifulplanet #dailywalk #nativeplants
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At the Pond Today | Late Fall Grasses
#photography #naturephotography #landscape #fallcolors #grasses #ourbeautifulplanet #dailywalk #nativeplants
#photography #naturephotography #landscape #fallcolors #grasses #ourbeautifulplanet #dailywalk #nativeplants
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Never thought I’d use the words ‘genital numbness’ in a Vinted listing but here we are.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Never thought I’d use the words ‘genital numbness’ in a Vinted listing but here we are.
Can we just call her Marjoreene?
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can we just call her Marjoreene?
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November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Absolutely over the moon with my new slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk. You should go check her stuff out, it’s aces.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Absolutely over the moon with my new slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk. You should go check her stuff out, it’s aces.
Here in London we’re celebrating Scotland’s fitba win with some traditional Scottish weather.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Here in London we’re celebrating Scotland’s fitba win with some traditional Scottish weather.
Might watch a film on the computer tablet.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Might watch a film on the computer tablet.
This doesn’t sound very good at all.
James Frey’s New Cancelled-Guy Sex Novel Is as Bad as It Sounds
With a status-obsessed comeback book, the author of the fabricated memoir “A Million Little Pieces” attempts to rebrand.
www.newyorker.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This doesn’t sound very good at all.
Quite pleasing that the website the NHS uses to handle appointments is called DrDoctor
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Quite pleasing that the website the NHS uses to handle appointments is called DrDoctor