Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
he didn't seem to find it that funny when I came in to find him watching Olympic women's hockey and said "oh so you ARE watching Heated Rivalry"
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
he didn't seem to find it that funny when I came in to find him watching Olympic women's hockey and said "oh so you ARE watching Heated Rivalry"
"it's been non-stop bangers for the last two hours, if you've not been watching where have you been?" YOU FUCKING CUT AWAY TO MAX BALEGDE 20 MINUTES AGO, DON'T BLAME ME
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"it's been non-stop bangers for the last two hours, if you've not been watching where have you been?" YOU FUCKING CUT AWAY TO MAX BALEGDE 20 MINUTES AGO, DON'T BLAME ME
thoroughly recommend singing along to this as an English person by the way, your efforts will be phlegmtastic
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
thoroughly recommend singing along to this as an English person by the way, your efforts will be phlegmtastic
Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWH0...
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWH0...
I'm sorry, they're getting Max fucking Bahlegde to do Winter Olympics coverage on the BBC, was Hawk Tuah Girl unavailable
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'm sorry, they're getting Max fucking Bahlegde to do Winter Olympics coverage on the BBC, was Hawk Tuah Girl unavailable
I fucking love this song (despite the racist lyrics that have not aged well)
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I fucking love this song (despite the racist lyrics that have not aged well)
imagine what it was like for poor Chris, showing me an unrelated article on the BBC Culture homepage only for me to spot the very top of that picture and instantly recognise it and go WAIT WHAT'S THAT ABOUT HEATED RIVALRY
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
imagine what it was like for poor Chris, showing me an unrelated article on the BBC Culture homepage only for me to spot the very top of that picture and instantly recognise it and go WAIT WHAT'S THAT ABOUT HEATED RIVALRY
two people needed to tell me that people are watching and enjoying Heated Rivalry, which you can find out for free simply by going on the internet literally anywhere
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
two people needed to tell me that people are watching and enjoying Heated Rivalry, which you can find out for free simply by going on the internet literally anywhere
wow, BBC News with its finger on the cultural pulse here, bringing you the biggest stories from several months ago
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
wow, BBC News with its finger on the cultural pulse here, bringing you the biggest stories from several months ago
you’re terrible Muriel
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
you’re terrible Muriel
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Brave to admit you and your husband are not well hung.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Brave to admit you and your husband are not well hung.
our wedding photo just fell off the wall, I hope that’s not an omen
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 AM
our wedding photo just fell off the wall, I hope that’s not an omen
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
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Whining bastards out in force for tomorrow’s papers; suggesting McSweeney was a genius/svengali, Starmer is weaker without him etc
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Whining bastards out in force for tomorrow’s papers; suggesting McSweeney was a genius/svengali, Starmer is weaker without him etc
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
Also I remember 3D TV getting a fairly big push not so very long ago, to general indifference from just about everyone
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Also I remember 3D TV getting a fairly big push not so very long ago, to general indifference from just about everyone
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I mean his election strategy was basically "deliver credible lies with a respectable candidate against a terminally unpopular government" and it still underperformed polling
It's telling that all of the defences of McSweeney focus on the last general election, rather than anything at all he has been responsible for since
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I mean his election strategy was basically "deliver credible lies with a respectable candidate against a terminally unpopular government" and it still underperformed polling
And it speaks a lot to who Jeff Varner is as a person that in the wake of the episode airing he went on a huge apology tour, vowed to do better etc etc, and then as soon as the prevailing societal winds changed he was all over the anti-trans grift, because he is a truly disgusting piece of shit.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
And it speaks a lot to who Jeff Varner is as a person that in the wake of the episode airing he went on a huge apology tour, vowed to do better etc etc, and then as soon as the prevailing societal winds changed he was all over the anti-trans grift, because he is a truly disgusting piece of shit.
It’s a weird time capsule of the mid-2010s because all the other contestants without exception are so appalled that Varner would do something so malicious that his game ends in that moment. They don’t even bother to have a vote, they just collectively agree that Jeff can fuck off now.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It’s a weird time capsule of the mid-2010s because all the other contestants without exception are so appalled that Varner would do something so malicious that his game ends in that moment. They don’t even bother to have a vote, they just collectively agree that Jeff can fuck off now.
Suffering for the second time through the episode of Survivor where Jeff Varner outs Zeke as trans at Tribal Council in a desperate bid to make Zeke look untrustworthy.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Suffering for the second time through the episode of Survivor where Jeff Varner outs Zeke as trans at Tribal Council in a desperate bid to make Zeke look untrustworthy.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
Watching The Black Forest Murders on iPlayer and it appears that the police in this series have been captured by woke gender ideology:
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Watching The Black Forest Murders on iPlayer and it appears that the police in this series have been captured by woke gender ideology:
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Got goosebumps hearing Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas sung by the giant moth on The Masked Singer.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Got goosebumps hearing Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas sung by the giant moth on The Masked Singer.
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this