Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
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sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
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Just a slob like one of us
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Just a slob like one of us
wild how that small child at the Mamdani press conference made more sense than Donald Trump has at any of his press conferences in the last decade
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
wild how that small child at the Mamdani press conference made more sense than Donald Trump has at any of his press conferences in the last decade
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
Incredible when you sit through an ad for someone’s podcast, and the sell is basically “we are people talking about stuff”. Yes, I know, that’s literally what a podcast *is*.
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Incredible when you sit through an ad for someone’s podcast, and the sell is basically “we are people talking about stuff”. Yes, I know, that’s literally what a podcast *is*.
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when I was in high school I had male teachers in their 30s who I totally thought I was adult peer friends with. when I was in my 30s and was a high school youth group leader I was like “those are not my friends, those are children.” that’s when I realized those men just had bad boundaries
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
when I was in high school I had male teachers in their 30s who I totally thought I was adult peer friends with. when I was in my 30s and was a high school youth group leader I was like “those are not my friends, those are children.” that’s when I realized those men just had bad boundaries
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So, Starmer replaced Karen Pierce, a veteran diplomat respected by everyone who has ever met and worked with her, with a heavily compromised Epstein stooge who thought he could do the UK Ambassador job on weekends and via Zoom while serving as Chancellor of Oxford.
"I'm going to kill people, Leo."
"I'm going to kill people, Leo."
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
So, Starmer replaced Karen Pierce, a veteran diplomat respected by everyone who has ever met and worked with her, with a heavily compromised Epstein stooge who thought he could do the UK Ambassador job on weekends and via Zoom while serving as Chancellor of Oxford.
"I'm going to kill people, Leo."
"I'm going to kill people, Leo."
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
🔴 BREAKING: Labour Together paid controversial PR firm £30k to investigate journalists who were digging into how its undeclared funding
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
Reporters from Sunday Times, Guardian and other outlets targetted
*And* Morgan McSweeney knew about it
Full story:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
BREAKING: McSweeney’s think tank paid PR firm to investigate journalists
Labour Together put private investigators onto journalists writing about its funding. Starmer's right-hand man knew.
democracyforsale.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s interesting who gets private investigators put on them and who just gets appointed ambassador
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I once had a woman DM me on twitter saying "We should finally sort out our problems instead of letting this rule our lives". I had no idea who she was but when I looked at her feed it was over a year of her quoting, responding to and screenshotting my posts and describing me as "her harasser".
it's always crazy when you realize someone has been quietly fuming and building you up in their head as their sworn, eternal nemesis for months when you have no idea who they are
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I once had a woman DM me on twitter saying "We should finally sort out our problems instead of letting this rule our lives". I had no idea who she was but when I looked at her feed it was over a year of her quoting, responding to and screenshotting my posts and describing me as "her harasser".
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Any friend who borrows money and doesn't pay it back is debt to me.
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Any friend who borrows money and doesn't pay it back is debt to me.
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Every microwave I’ve ever had at home: pretty intuitive, don’t even really need to read the manual
Every microwave I’ve ever encountered in a workplace: the most confusing thing you will ever see, an engineering degree is required just to reheat some soup
Every microwave I’ve ever encountered in a workplace: the most confusing thing you will ever see, an engineering degree is required just to reheat some soup
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Every microwave I’ve ever had at home: pretty intuitive, don’t even really need to read the manual
Every microwave I’ve ever encountered in a workplace: the most confusing thing you will ever see, an engineering degree is required just to reheat some soup
Every microwave I’ve ever encountered in a workplace: the most confusing thing you will ever see, an engineering degree is required just to reheat some soup
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This abstract non-argumentation is going to be the death of me. Which ones. What are you criticising. Say it in real words you coward
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This abstract non-argumentation is going to be the death of me. Which ones. What are you criticising. Say it in real words you coward
“core British values” like…?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
“core British values” like…?
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Who could this be? Hmm…
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Who could this be? Hmm…
Is ‘I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance)’ the first pop hit about realising your boyfriend is gay
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Is ‘I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance)’ the first pop hit about realising your boyfriend is gay
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Ok so couldn’t help but notice this guy in the pool changing rooms get dressed in this chaotic order..
T-shirt ➡️ sweatshirt ➡️ COAT ➡️ Hat ➡️ scarf ➡️ socks ➡️ jeans ➡️ shoes
What kind of psychopath?!
T-shirt ➡️ sweatshirt ➡️ COAT ➡️ Hat ➡️ scarf ➡️ socks ➡️ jeans ➡️ shoes
What kind of psychopath?!
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Ok so couldn’t help but notice this guy in the pool changing rooms get dressed in this chaotic order..
T-shirt ➡️ sweatshirt ➡️ COAT ➡️ Hat ➡️ scarf ➡️ socks ➡️ jeans ➡️ shoes
What kind of psychopath?!
T-shirt ➡️ sweatshirt ➡️ COAT ➡️ Hat ➡️ scarf ➡️ socks ➡️ jeans ➡️ shoes
What kind of psychopath?!
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this is peak journalism *chefs kiss*
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
this is peak journalism *chefs kiss*
Halle Berry having the plot of Heated Rivalry explained to her as “it’s about closeted hockey players who find love” and replying “a man and a woman?” has ended me youtu.be/AFtm52PP_io?...
Chris Hemsworth, Halle Berry & Mark Ruffalo Take The BuzzFeed Pub Quiz
YouTube video by BuzzFeed UK
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February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Halle Berry having the plot of Heated Rivalry explained to her as “it’s about closeted hockey players who find love” and replying “a man and a woman?” has ended me youtu.be/AFtm52PP_io?...
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Weird response to someone talking about their partner's immigration problems directly caused by Labour
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Weird response to someone talking about their partner's immigration problems directly caused by Labour
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Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
Not exactly a deep cut but for me it absolutely has to be ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This?’ by the Pet Shop Boys featuring Dusty Springfield
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Not exactly a deep cut but for me it absolutely has to be ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This?’ by the Pet Shop Boys featuring Dusty Springfield