Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWH0...
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWH0...
I'm sorry, they're getting Max fucking Bahlegde to do Winter Olympics coverage on the BBC, was Hawk Tuah Girl unavailable
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'm sorry, they're getting Max fucking Bahlegde to do Winter Olympics coverage on the BBC, was Hawk Tuah Girl unavailable
wow, BBC News with its finger on the cultural pulse here, bringing you the biggest stories from several months ago
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
wow, BBC News with its finger on the cultural pulse here, bringing you the biggest stories from several months ago
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Brave to admit you and your husband are not well hung.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Brave to admit you and your husband are not well hung.
our wedding photo just fell off the wall, I hope that’s not an omen
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 AM
our wedding photo just fell off the wall, I hope that’s not an omen
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
(to be fair I took it down over the weekend to repaint the wall and only rehung it about five minutes ago, so it’s probably less an omen and more me not having it on the hook properly)
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Whining bastards out in force for tomorrow’s papers; suggesting McSweeney was a genius/svengali, Starmer is weaker without him etc
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Whining bastards out in force for tomorrow’s papers; suggesting McSweeney was a genius/svengali, Starmer is weaker without him etc
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED;
⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️
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I mean his election strategy was basically "deliver credible lies with a respectable candidate against a terminally unpopular government" and it still underperformed polling
It's telling that all of the defences of McSweeney focus on the last general election, rather than anything at all he has been responsible for since
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I mean his election strategy was basically "deliver credible lies with a respectable candidate against a terminally unpopular government" and it still underperformed polling
Suffering for the second time through the episode of Survivor where Jeff Varner outs Zeke as trans at Tribal Council in a desperate bid to make Zeke look untrustworthy.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Suffering for the second time through the episode of Survivor where Jeff Varner outs Zeke as trans at Tribal Council in a desperate bid to make Zeke look untrustworthy.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
Watching The Black Forest Murders on iPlayer and it appears that the police in this series have been captured by woke gender ideology:
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Watching The Black Forest Murders on iPlayer and it appears that the police in this series have been captured by woke gender ideology:
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Got goosebumps hearing Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas sung by the giant moth on The Masked Singer.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Got goosebumps hearing Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas sung by the giant moth on The Masked Singer.
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
the clue of "13" for Moth definitely refers to the number of Sugababes line-ups there have been #TheMaskedSinger
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
the clue of "13" for Moth definitely refers to the number of Sugababes line-ups there have been #TheMaskedSinger
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So LinkedIn avoids the social media under 16 ban.
This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months
This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
So LinkedIn avoids the social media under 16 ban.
This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months
This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
intrigued by this AI-ass-looking stock image that Metro seemingly got from Getty Images where a lady is being haunted by the ghost of Sia
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
intrigued by this AI-ass-looking stock image that Metro seemingly got from Getty Images where a lady is being haunted by the ghost of Sia
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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The existence of downhill skiing implies the existence of uphill skiing, which I would very much like to see.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The existence of downhill skiing implies the existence of uphill skiing, which I would very much like to see.
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I really hope people advocating to ban kids from SM read this. Some kids are isolated by disabilities or circumstances. Furthermore, some kids grow up in abusive households. “Ideally, a child’s exposure to online worlds should be moderated by their parents” isn’t a reassuring sentiment for everyone
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
‘I’ve lost my friends’: advocacy groups warn Australia’s social media ban risks isolating kids with disabilities
Despite the ban’s aim to protect young people, experts are concerned that those in marginalised communities or living with disabilities could lose vital support networks
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I really hope people advocating to ban kids from SM read this. Some kids are isolated by disabilities or circumstances. Furthermore, some kids grow up in abusive households. “Ideally, a child’s exposure to online worlds should be moderated by their parents” isn’t a reassuring sentiment for everyone
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Gordon Brown says Keir Starmer “was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there”
BREAKING: Gordon Brown says Keir Starmer should stay as PM to "clear up the system and tackle corruption”
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Gordon Brown says Keir Starmer “was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there”
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My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
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Stumbled on this thread five months late. Brightened up a damp, grey day immeasurably.
Footballers whose names have a strong Eleanor Rigby cadence. I'll go first:
Jeremie Frimpong
Jeremie Frimpong
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Stumbled on this thread five months late. Brightened up a damp, grey day immeasurably.