Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
the tariffs are actually a just big push by Big Econometrics to provide some really useful new experiments for journal papers
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the tariffs are actually a just big push by Big Econometrics to provide some really useful new experiments for journal papers
okay to be fair this is a hilarious line, like it's Sellers-esque
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
okay to be fair this is a hilarious line, like it's Sellers-esque
a normative claim is something that a guy called Norm would say
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
a normative claim is something that a guy called Norm would say
Marty Supreme? I mean yeah it was pretty good
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Marty Supreme? I mean yeah it was pretty good
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This is you guys on here
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is you guys on here
They should show film trailers after the movie ends because if I've just seen a good movie I'm way more likely to book something immediately, whereas before the film I'm already going to the cinema and my phone is off
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They should show film trailers after the movie ends because if I've just seen a good movie I'm way more likely to book something immediately, whereas before the film I'm already going to the cinema and my phone is off
Miranda: I just can't believe Trump is threatening to invade Greenland
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Miranda: I just can't believe Trump is threatening to invade Greenland
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
you're telling me a house made this wine?
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
you're telling me a house made this wine?
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
misreading Hamnet and pronouncing it hamen't
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
misreading Hamnet and pronouncing it hamen't
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okay but I do think we should all admit that waffles are actually pretty bad and pancakes are way better
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
okay but I do think we should all admit that waffles are actually pretty bad and pancakes are way better
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"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car."
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car."
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
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Carrick's at the stick baby
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Carrick's at the stick baby
i should call him
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
i should call him
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It's actually a cannibal peninsula
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It's actually a cannibal peninsula
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Sex Matters? Er yeah that's why your chronic porn addiction is ruining your relationship bro
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sex Matters? Er yeah that's why your chronic porn addiction is ruining your relationship bro
"I did this single handedly"
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"I did this single handedly"
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking