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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
he / him 🏳️‍🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy
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also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:

i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter

it's called having range, darling
They should show film trailers after the movie ends because if I've just seen a good movie I'm way more likely to book something immediately, whereas before the film I'm already going to the cinema and my phone is off
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Miranda: I just can't believe Trump is threatening to invade Greenland
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
you're telling me a house made this wine?
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
misreading Hamnet and pronouncing it hamen't
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
okay but I do think we should all admit that waffles are actually pretty bad and pancakes are way better
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car."

If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Coyote Time
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Carrick's at the stick baby
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
i should call him
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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BlueSky
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
It's actually a cannibal peninsula
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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i can probably guess tho
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Sex Matters? Er yeah that's why your chronic porn addiction is ruining your relationship bro
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
"I did this single handedly"

okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
all these tech guys and yet nobody is inventing a device that brushes my teeth automatically
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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when he writes poetry
May 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Editors and criminals are the only things they can be "at large" and I think this nicely summarises my view of editors
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM