Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
you're telling me a house made this wine?
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
you're telling me a house made this wine?
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
misreading Hamnet and pronouncing it hamen't
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
misreading Hamnet and pronouncing it hamen't
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okay but I do think we should all admit that waffles are actually pretty bad and pancakes are way better
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
okay but I do think we should all admit that waffles are actually pretty bad and pancakes are way better
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"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car."
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"A tattoo on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a classic car."
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
If you've never seen an illuminated manuscript, just say so. If you've never gently touched vellum in an act of worship, you can just say that! I was down at the scriptorium and nobody knew your sorry ass!
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Carrick's at the stick baby
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Carrick's at the stick baby
i should call him
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
i should call him
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It's actually a cannibal peninsula
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It's actually a cannibal peninsula
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Sex Matters? Er yeah that's why your chronic porn addiction is ruining your relationship bro
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sex Matters? Er yeah that's why your chronic porn addiction is ruining your relationship bro
"I did this single handedly"
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"I did this single handedly"
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
okay I don't care that you did it whilst wanking
all these tech guys and yet nobody is inventing a device that brushes my teeth automatically
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
all these tech guys and yet nobody is inventing a device that brushes my teeth automatically
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Editors and criminals are the only things they can be "at large" and I think this nicely summarises my view of editors
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Editors and criminals are the only things they can be "at large" and I think this nicely summarises my view of editors
medieval French for "show off them big naturals babe"
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
medieval French for "show off them big naturals babe"
do you reckon they could give Trump Alaska and just tell him it's Greenland
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
do you reckon they could give Trump Alaska and just tell him it's Greenland