Ash
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
really think barry keoghan's career success is just everyone playing a prank on me
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
really think barry keoghan's career success is just everyone playing a prank on me
also now it's settled maybe it's just me but if I were Morocco I think I'd very much be making the case to CAF that...the Senegalese should still forfeit the game/trophy?
Like apparently teams can just walk off for a bit and refuse to play and face no punishment? Seems like a bad precedent!
Like apparently teams can just walk off for a bit and refuse to play and face no punishment? Seems like a bad precedent!
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
also now it's settled maybe it's just me but if I were Morocco I think I'd very much be making the case to CAF that...the Senegalese should still forfeit the game/trophy?
Like apparently teams can just walk off for a bit and refuse to play and face no punishment? Seems like a bad precedent!
Like apparently teams can just walk off for a bit and refuse to play and face no punishment? Seems like a bad precedent!
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"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
fourth Paddington movie in which Mr Brown has an affair with his new boss
January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
fourth Paddington movie in which Mr Brown has an affair with his new boss
[don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it]
more like SeneGOAL am I right???
more like SeneGOAL am I right???
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
[don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it]
more like SeneGOAL am I right???
more like SeneGOAL am I right???
It's called the afcon because it's funny af
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It's called the afcon because it's funny af
Brahim Diaz to defect to Senegal
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Brahim Diaz to defect to Senegal
All eyes on Bobson Dugnutt, Shadow Minister for Towns and Buggery
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
All eyes on Bobson Dugnutt, Shadow Minister for Towns and Buggery
Rosindell joined the Tory Party at age 14, which by itself should be enough to disqualify you from holding public office
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Rosindell joined the Tory Party at age 14, which by itself should be enough to disqualify you from holding public office
artists of course being the most famously happy bunch
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
artists of course being the most famously happy bunch
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Rosindell's Wikipedia page is the ur-Wikipedia page for a Reform MP
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Rosindell's Wikipedia page is the ur-Wikipedia page for a Reform MP
the tariffs are actually a just big push by Big Econometrics to provide some really useful new experiments for journal papers
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the tariffs are actually a just big push by Big Econometrics to provide some really useful new experiments for journal papers
okay to be fair this is a hilarious line, like it's Sellers-esque
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
okay to be fair this is a hilarious line, like it's Sellers-esque
a normative claim is something that a guy called Norm would say
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
a normative claim is something that a guy called Norm would say
Marty Supreme? I mean yeah it was pretty good
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Marty Supreme? I mean yeah it was pretty good
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This is you guys on here
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is you guys on here
They should show film trailers after the movie ends because if I've just seen a good movie I'm way more likely to book something immediately, whereas before the film I'm already going to the cinema and my phone is off
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They should show film trailers after the movie ends because if I've just seen a good movie I'm way more likely to book something immediately, whereas before the film I'm already going to the cinema and my phone is off
Miranda: I just can't believe Trump is threatening to invade Greenland
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Miranda: I just can't believe Trump is threatening to invade Greenland
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
Samantha: I'd let him invade my empty regions any day
Charlotte: I'm going to a fundraiser for peace
Carrie: Big is moving to Nuuk
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
keep seeing "Adult content" on here and yet judging by your posts, almost none of you are
you're telling me a house made this wine?
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
you're telling me a house made this wine?
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
boycotts imply the existence of girlcotts and possibly even enbycotts
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I am introducing a retaliatory tariff on US bluesky posters
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
oh the tariffs are back? Nice to see a fan favourite plot line from an earlier season make a reappearance