Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
Queer, bi, br*tish, cis, lefty, extremely hot, ENM, he / him 🏳️🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | just a guy replying
too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky
too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
goddamn Westworld season 1 really was flawless. and I'm a staunch defender of season 2 as well
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
goddamn Westworld season 1 really was flawless. and I'm a staunch defender of season 2 as well
I'll always stan Jack White, not for Seven Nation Army which is obviously a generational banger, but for his cameo as Elvis Presley in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story which might be the best cameo of all time
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'll always stan Jack White, not for Seven Nation Army which is obviously a generational banger, but for his cameo as Elvis Presley in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story which might be the best cameo of all time
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you call it diarrhoea I call it
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you call it diarrhoea I call it
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
it is quite funny that we spent decades where a not uncommon sci-fi and horror trope was "imagine the horror of having an overwhelming amount of information beamed directly into your brain all at once and being driven mad by it"
and then not only creating it but building half our society around it
and then not only creating it but building half our society around it
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it is quite funny that we spent decades where a not uncommon sci-fi and horror trope was "imagine the horror of having an overwhelming amount of information beamed directly into your brain all at once and being driven mad by it"
and then not only creating it but building half our society around it
and then not only creating it but building half our society around it
*sigh*, I'm built like this btw
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
*sigh*, I'm built like this btw
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
love a full day of stuffing and glazing and creampies!
oh it's also apparently thanksgiving
oh it's also apparently thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
love a full day of stuffing and glazing and creampies!
oh it's also apparently thanksgiving
oh it's also apparently thanksgiving
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
Hotwife dynamic? Er yeah I sure think she's hot and dynamic
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hotwife dynamic? Er yeah I sure think she's hot and dynamic
don't hear about people buttmogging zoomers anymore do you, game's changed
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
don't hear about people buttmogging zoomers anymore do you, game's changed
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
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Annoying everyone I know by repeatedly announcing, "Girl, it's giving thanks." I live in London.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Annoying everyone I know by repeatedly announcing, "Girl, it's giving thanks." I live in London.
we're woollen hat maxxing today lads
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
we're woollen hat maxxing today lads
Got the classic post-Budget hangover lads, proper belter night out at the Two Chairmen, watched Torsten chunder everywhere and Reevesy did a line of coke off the red briefcase
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Got the classic post-Budget hangover lads, proper belter night out at the Two Chairmen, watched Torsten chunder everywhere and Reevesy did a line of coke off the red briefcase
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Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.
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Every version of this story is some version of ‘well you couldn’t expect me to be able to afford to buy the house I currently own’ and yes that is the point welcome to the housing crisis.
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
Rachel Reeves’s new council tax surcharge on homes worth £2m or more earns mixed reception in well-heeled London borough
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Every version of this story is some version of ‘well you couldn’t expect me to be able to afford to buy the house I currently own’ and yes that is the point welcome to the housing crisis.
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*me sliding it in for the first time* ooooo big stretch
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*me sliding it in for the first time* ooooo big stretch
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It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
YouTube stop changing basic layout stuff for five fucking minutes and maybe fix your shit search
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
YouTube stop changing basic layout stuff for five fucking minutes and maybe fix your shit search
is there a draq queen called Elphaba Throb
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
is there a draq queen called Elphaba Throb
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The episode of Peep Show where Mark's new friend Daryl is revealed to clearly be a racist literally through his use of the slur ch*nky, was broadcast in 2004
Nigel Farage asked about Reform MS Laura Anne Jones (who the Senedd Commissioner found had used a racist term in a staff WhatsApp chat in August 2023 while discussing TikTok writing: “No chinky spies for me.”)
"Well, she used a word that colloquially, probably was meant in a nice way 20 years ago."
"Well, she used a word that colloquially, probably was meant in a nice way 20 years ago."
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The episode of Peep Show where Mark's new friend Daryl is revealed to clearly be a racist literally through his use of the slur ch*nky, was broadcast in 2004
"everything smacks of gender" okay we get it us queers love impact play
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"everything smacks of gender" okay we get it us queers love impact play
has anybody done "a tax o' both your houses" as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
has anybody done "a tax o' both your houses" as a bit