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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
Queer, bi, br*tish, cis, lefty, extremely hot, ENM, he / him 🏳️‍🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | just a guy replying

too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky
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also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:

i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter

it's called having range, darling
Hotwife dynamic? Er yeah I sure think she's hot and dynamic
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
don't hear about people buttmogging zoomers anymore do you, game's changed
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Annoying everyone I know by repeatedly announcing, "Girl, it's giving thanks." I live in London.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
we're woollen hat maxxing today lads
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Got the classic post-Budget hangover lads, proper belter night out at the Two Chairmen, watched Torsten chunder everywhere and Reevesy did a line of coke off the red briefcase
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Every version of this story is some version of ‘well you couldn’t expect me to be able to afford to buy the house I currently own’ and yes that is the point welcome to the housing crisis.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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*me sliding it in for the first time* ooooo big stretch
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
YouTube stop changing basic layout stuff for five fucking minutes and maybe fix your shit search
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
is there a draq queen called Elphaba Throb
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The episode of Peep Show where Mark's new friend Daryl is revealed to clearly be a racist literally through his use of the slur ch*nky, was broadcast in 2004
Nigel Farage asked about Reform MS Laura Anne Jones (who the Senedd Commissioner found had used a racist term in a staff WhatsApp chat in August 2023 while discussing TikTok writing: “No chinky spies for me.”)
"Well, she used a word that colloquially, probably was meant in a nice way 20 years ago."
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"everything smacks of gender" okay we get it us queers love impact play
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
has anybody done "a tax o' both your houses" as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I do think I am built different and basically was born to answer emails and do Teams meetings

Like yeah some of you are meant to be touching grass and communing with nature, but me? Thank fuck I was born into the cushy email job era
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oh so apparently I'm not allowed to reply "'til the room stinks" at work, wtf
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
man Wicked: Part 2 seems really popular maybe they should make a sequel to it, love to find out what happens to that Dorothy character!
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
did anybody do the "just about to log on for my first day of running the OBR's publication pages, wish me luck" yet or am I too late?
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm actually pro treating generative AI like human beings, if it means also giving it the same responsibilities

e.g. prosecuted for creating CSAM, copyright infringement, encouraging suicides, libel, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We can just replace it with tariffs right Dan? Right?
Big news, income tax is being charged this year.

(It has to be renewed each year or it ceases to apply. Because it's a temporary tax, introduced to fund the Napoleonic wars)
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
[rushes in covered in sweat] more like the Office for Budget Irresponsibility!!!!!! Amirite gang???
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah the idea that Reeves et al were playing some kind of 4D chess was obviously wrong, which you'd also be able to guess just based on the ability of this government to step on every single rake and even invent new ones to step on
Minor point. But this is the OBR saying that the briefing about income tax being dropped because of improved forecasts is bollocks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM