Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Pinned
I know it is a small thing in the scheme of things, but the thing that grates is that this (gestures expansively) demonstrates that every pious word we have read from Americans about their glorious constitution, free and fearless press, separation of powers, free speech, checks and balances has
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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"I never thought I would meet so many leopards who want to eat my face wails contributor to "Leopards Eating People's Faces magazine"
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"I never thought I would meet so many leopards who want to eat my face wails contributor to "Leopards Eating People's Faces magazine"
Pol Pot calling the kettle black
Claire Fox laments that younger people in her movement made up of insane people are the wrong kind of insane
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pol Pot calling the kettle black
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Claire Fox laments that younger people in her movement made up of insane people are the wrong kind of insane
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Claire Fox laments that younger people in her movement made up of insane people are the wrong kind of insane
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the next couple of days are going to see a hell of a lot of "the rich declare themselves poor"
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the next couple of days are going to see a hell of a lot of "the rich declare themselves poor"
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"average french person arrested 3 times a year for corruption" factoid actualy just statistical error. average french person arrested 0 times per year. Corruptions Sarko, who lives in le XVIe arrondissement & has over 10k convictions a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"average french person arrested 3 times a year for corruption" factoid actualy just statistical error. average french person arrested 0 times per year. Corruptions Sarko, who lives in le XVIe arrondissement & has over 10k convictions a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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DO TAKE
NO NO
HARM SHIT
NO NO
HARM SHIT
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
DO TAKE
NO NO
HARM SHIT
NO NO
HARM SHIT
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It's a dead end concept.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's a dead end concept.
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A PHEV offers no advantage over a pure EV or a mild hybrid ICE, it performs worse than the former for EV range and the latter in terms of mpg.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A PHEV offers no advantage over a pure EV or a mild hybrid ICE, it performs worse than the former for EV range and the latter in terms of mpg.
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
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"Maybe the leak was deliberate. We shouldn’t exclude the possibility that Labour is keen to see Badenoch survive as far as an election."
Gallows Humour: my SKETCH of a Budget that went wrong before it even began.
Gallows humour | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine
The Office for Budget Responsibility, a very dull organisation that somehow manages to regularly place itself in the middle of vast controversies, was conceived by George Osborne as a poison pill to…
thecritic.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Maybe the leak was deliberate. We shouldn’t exclude the possibility that Labour is keen to see Badenoch survive as far as an election."
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By the way, note that the description of Biden as being "in obvious mental decline" was left in the speech, while the description of Trump as the "most openly corrupt president in American history" was removed:
Note that the BBC openly admits in an email to me that the removal of this claim about Trump's world-historical corruption was done "on legal advice."
Translation: Trump's threat of a lawsuit, no matter how bogus, has now been rewarded.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Translation: Trump's threat of a lawsuit, no matter how bogus, has now been rewarded.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
By the way, note that the description of Biden as being "in obvious mental decline" was left in the speech, while the description of Trump as the "most openly corrupt president in American history" was removed:
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Look, I’m not here to learn life skills from an intrusive owl, Duolingo
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Look, I’m not here to learn life skills from an intrusive owl, Duolingo
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Damn, that’s crazy, you think the stablecoin that literally can’t get an audit, is owned by like four people, won’t state what it’s secured loans are, has been hacked, has had executives steal money from the reserves, and had to get bailed out by the crypto industry is risky?
Really?
News to me!
Really?
News to me!
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Damn, that’s crazy, you think the stablecoin that literally can’t get an audit, is owned by like four people, won’t state what it’s secured loans are, has been hacked, has had executives steal money from the reserves, and had to get bailed out by the crypto industry is risky?
Really?
News to me!
Really?
News to me!
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long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
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why does my brain remember this stuff and not, say, the names of people I meet
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
why does my brain remember this stuff and not, say, the names of people I meet
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> TL;DR: we’ve been rifling through platforms that developers use to quickly format their input - like JSONFormatter and CodeBeautify. And yes, you are correct - it went exactly as badly as you might expect.
Oh no.
Oh no.
this is INSANE labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem)
Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68.
That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now.
As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...
labs.watchtowr.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
> TL;DR: we’ve been rifling through platforms that developers use to quickly format their input - like JSONFormatter and CodeBeautify. And yes, you are correct - it went exactly as badly as you might expect.
Oh no.
Oh no.
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Anyone wanting to find Ed Davey's response to the budget on the BBC website, you need to look under ENGLAND -> POLITICS -> PARLIAMENT -> BUDGET -> BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD -> and it's the third item on the page after two pieces about Reform.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Anyone wanting to find Ed Davey's response to the budget on the BBC website, you need to look under ENGLAND -> POLITICS -> PARLIAMENT -> BUDGET -> BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD -> and it's the third item on the page after two pieces about Reform.
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Lots of headlines crossing from the UK budget but an explicit hand on the scales to favor ICE auto sales jumps out to me.
*UK TO FREEZE FUEL DUTY RATES UNTIL SEPT. 2026: OBR
*UK TO INTRODUCE MILEAGE-BASED CHARGE ON EVS FROM 2028: OBR
*UK TO FREEZE FUEL DUTY RATES UNTIL SEPT. 2026: OBR
*UK TO INTRODUCE MILEAGE-BASED CHARGE ON EVS FROM 2028: OBR
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Lots of headlines crossing from the UK budget but an explicit hand on the scales to favor ICE auto sales jumps out to me.
*UK TO FREEZE FUEL DUTY RATES UNTIL SEPT. 2026: OBR
*UK TO INTRODUCE MILEAGE-BASED CHARGE ON EVS FROM 2028: OBR
*UK TO FREEZE FUEL DUTY RATES UNTIL SEPT. 2026: OBR
*UK TO INTRODUCE MILEAGE-BASED CHARGE ON EVS FROM 2028: OBR
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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I'm sure that they took care to pay Vehicle Excise Duty to make a non-agricultural journey.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm sure that they took care to pay Vehicle Excise Duty to make a non-agricultural journey.
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pink Flamingos (1972)
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If only there were agreements between countries to remove trade barriers... but this is part of the story of modern globalisation, governments putting grit into openness that advantages large companies and thus reduces market competitiveness.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If only there were agreements between countries to remove trade barriers... but this is part of the story of modern globalisation, governments putting grit into openness that advantages large companies and thus reduces market competitiveness.