Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
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Oooh it’s almost a decade since I commissioned this! www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/ho...
How One Old News Story Convinced Conspiracy Theorists Tesco Is Hiding 20 Million People
The British "population truther" movement keeps referring back to one article from 2007.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Oooh it’s almost a decade since I commissioned this! www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/ho...
Yeah I did get very strong "Student Union hack but not a sociopath" vibes from him (complementary).
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Yeah I did get very strong "Student Union hack but not a sociopath" vibes from him (complementary).
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STP number #703. Class: Euclid. STP 703 is to be kept in a parlocked consumer grade refrigerator in the laboratory kitchen. Access is permitted only to level 5 and above reviewers, on account of the extreme lack of sauce and presence of what appears to be an unlimited number of pecans.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
STP number #703. Class: Euclid. STP 703 is to be kept in a parlocked consumer grade refrigerator in the laboratory kitchen. Access is permitted only to level 5 and above reviewers, on account of the extreme lack of sauce and presence of what appears to be an unlimited number of pecans.
FFS literally as I was typing this.
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The existence of "STP Guy 7" implies the existence of the STP Foundation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
FFS literally as I was typing this.
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The existence of "STP Guy 7" implies the existence of the STP Foundation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The existence of "STP Guy 7" implies the existence of the STP Foundation.
You'll be delighted to know that I'm taking Cones to the Orpington Liberal Club for Valentine's Day.
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You'll be delighted to know that I'm taking Cones to the Orpington Liberal Club for Valentine's Day.
"Hammy McMillan" is a superb name for a curler and also one that doubles for someone who won the VC at Gallipoli, was elected a National Labour MP, briefly flirted with the New Party, and despite being tipped for great things in the Attlee Government, only ended up as Minister for Civil Aviation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"Hammy McMillan" is a superb name for a curler and also one that doubles for someone who won the VC at Gallipoli, was elected a National Labour MP, briefly flirted with the New Party, and despite being tipped for great things in the Attlee Government, only ended up as Minister for Civil Aviation.
I like to imagine that it's an hereditary position or something held by the Grand Master of a secret society.
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I like to imagine that it's an hereditary position or something held by the Grand Master of a secret society.
I've long felt that Liverpool Street is one of the most unimpressive and dull of the London terminii and I am grateful to a mate for informing me that this is a long-held opinion (from "The 5:18 Mystery" (1929) by J. Jefferson Farjeon).
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I've long felt that Liverpool Street is one of the most unimpressive and dull of the London terminii and I am grateful to a mate for informing me that this is a long-held opinion (from "The 5:18 Mystery" (1929) by J. Jefferson Farjeon).
Automatic CBE.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Automatic CBE.
They’re just beautifully written. I do genuinely think I wouldn’t had the university experience I did without reading The Mediterranean when I was doing my A-Levels.
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
They’re just beautifully written. I do genuinely think I wouldn’t had the university experience I did without reading The Mediterranean when I was doing my A-Levels.
Still don’t know why they had to serve so much cunt in the new Oshi No Ko OP.
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Still don’t know why they had to serve so much cunt in the new Oshi No Ko OP.
I can totally believe we undercount the population by a million or so, if you think we undercount it by fifteen million then give your head a wobble.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I can totally believe we undercount the population by a million or so, if you think we undercount it by fifteen million then give your head a wobble.
I wonder why London might have more food and water being used than you’d expect with a civilian population of its size anyway now to check what the world’s most popular destinations for foreign tourists are.
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I wonder why London might have more food and water being used than you’d expect with a civilian population of its size anyway now to check what the world’s most popular destinations for foreign tourists are.
Hands down one of my favourite theories. “I got chatting to a binman at the pub and he says that there’s a lot more rubbish than you’d expect on a street with that many houses”.
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hands down one of my favourite theories. “I got chatting to a binman at the pub and he says that there’s a lot more rubbish than you’d expect on a street with that many houses”.
He’s going to be one of those “the real size of the British population is actually 80m, the chief operating officer of Tesco told me” people, isn’t he?
Manchester Utd owner is giving media interviews claiming UK "colonised" by immigrants
He thinks population rose 12 million snce 2020!
11 million people born abroad; this was 9.5 million in 2020, so that is up 1.5 million (not 12 million) but rose 7 million in 30 years from 4m before 1997
He thinks population rose 12 million snce 2020!
11 million people born abroad; this was 9.5 million in 2020, so that is up 1.5 million (not 12 million) but rose 7 million in 30 years from 4m before 1997
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
He’s going to be one of those “the real size of the British population is actually 80m, the chief operating officer of Tesco told me” people, isn’t he?
I keep forgetting that the janky Thomas The Tank Engine music isn't actually the one they use in the game.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I keep forgetting that the janky Thomas The Tank Engine music isn't actually the one they use in the game.
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I really love how the dude obviously either won the show (or was a runner up) because they clearly couldn't edit him out.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I really love how the dude obviously either won the show (or was a runner up) because they clearly couldn't edit him out.
Still amazed that MI5 decided to make their best known tout someone with the most distinctive name imaginable.
"Oh no, lads, no, you must be talking about the other Freddie Scapatecci, the one from Enniskillen."
"Oh no, lads, no, you must be talking about the other Freddie Scapatecci, the one from Enniskillen."
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Still amazed that MI5 decided to make their best known tout someone with the most distinctive name imaginable.
"Oh no, lads, no, you must be talking about the other Freddie Scapatecci, the one from Enniskillen."
"Oh no, lads, no, you must be talking about the other Freddie Scapatecci, the one from Enniskillen."
"What? Nah. I never knew that."
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
"What? Nah. I never knew that."
More than a few people have said that this is the main reason why Las Vegas is dying.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
More than a few people have said that this is the main reason why Las Vegas is dying.
Genuinely impressive how all the betting firms looked at how it works in the UK, took all the most evil bits of it (which is most of it), and unleashed it in the States without even the vaguest of guardrails.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Genuinely impressive how all the betting firms looked at how it works in the UK, took all the most evil bits of it (which is most of it), and unleashed it in the States without even the vaguest of guardrails.
Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM bf Whirling-In-Rags, 12 PM gf
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM bf Whirling-In-Rags, 12 PM gf