Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
He looks like he’s hijacked a steam train in 1874.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in New Orleans after Mardi Gras fight, police say reut.rs/469B418
Shia LaBeouf arrested in New Orleans after Mardi Gras fight, police say
Shia LaBeouf was arrested just after midnight on Tuesday in New Orleans where police said the 39‑year‑old “Transformers” film star assaulted two men in a fight during Mardi Gras.
reut.rs
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
He looks like he’s hijacked a steam train in 1874.
FUN FACT: Spanish wine is the only alcoholic beverage in the world to have an AT field.
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
FUN FACT: Spanish wine is the only alcoholic beverage in the world to have an AT field.
[WILHELMUS INTENSIFIES]
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
[WILHELMUS INTENSIFIES]
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Tired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the US presidential election in 2028 (Gavin Newsom)
Wired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Manchester Gorton by-election in March (Labour)
Hired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Toronto Mayoral Election in October (Olivia Chow)
Wired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Manchester Gorton by-election in March (Labour)
Hired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Toronto Mayoral Election in October (Olivia Chow)
I don’t think this site should be less political, but I do wish it didn’t waste so much energy on arguing about the merits of voting for the lesser evil or not voting. It’s fucking February
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Tired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the US presidential election in 2028 (Gavin Newsom)
Wired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Manchester Gorton by-election in March (Labour)
Hired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Toronto Mayoral Election in October (Olivia Chow)
Wired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Manchester Gorton by-election in March (Labour)
Hired: You must vote for the lesser evil in the Toronto Mayoral Election in October (Olivia Chow)
You know you’ve failed when the Imperium has abundancemaxxed harder than you
And progressives still refuse to acknowledge key teachings from it.
And progressives still refuse to acknowledge key teachings from it.
February 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
You know you’ve failed when the Imperium has abundancemaxxed harder than you
And progressives still refuse to acknowledge key teachings from it.
And progressives still refuse to acknowledge key teachings from it.
Little slugs with no personalities.
Dear the Swindon Advertiser -
Fixed the headline for you.
Be lucky, APILN
Fixed the headline for you.
Be lucky, APILN
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Little slugs with no personalities.
Church historians now believe that St Pancake was not actually martyred by being flattened by a series of increasingly heavy weights, but rather was burnt alive in a giant pan. The former death is now attributed to Pseudo-Pancake the Areopagite, as attested in the Codex Libum of Nicomedia.
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Church historians now believe that St Pancake was not actually martyred by being flattened by a series of increasingly heavy weights, but rather was burnt alive in a giant pan. The former death is now attributed to Pseudo-Pancake the Areopagite, as attested in the Codex Libum of Nicomedia.
[instrument of surrender playing mournfully in the distance]
From @theathletic.com: The Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath was heartbroken after he lost a slalom gold medal that was his to take. He threw his poles, unstrapped his skis, and stormed off, alone with his thoughts as the world watched on.
Olympic skier throws poles, heads for woods after skiing out with gold in reach
A heartbroken Atle Lie McGrath walked off the course after failing to finish his second run in the men's slalom.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
[instrument of surrender playing mournfully in the distance]
Can she just insist that you never saw her fall in the first place?
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Can she just insist that you never saw her fall in the first place?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
February 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Really like how there's a genuine chance this will be the Prime Minister and the President in three years.
I'm not the first person to say this but Newsom has been running the best Shadow Primary campaign and it's not even especially close.
I'm not the first person to say this but Newsom has been running the best Shadow Primary campaign and it's not even especially close.
Proud to partner with UK Energy Secretary Ed Miliband to sign an MOU deepening climate cooperation between California and the UK.
As communities face extreme weather and rising costs, we’re accelerating innovation and investing in solutions to tackle climate change.
As communities face extreme weather and rising costs, we’re accelerating innovation and investing in solutions to tackle climate change.
February 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Really like how there's a genuine chance this will be the Prime Minister and the President in three years.
I'm not the first person to say this but Newsom has been running the best Shadow Primary campaign and it's not even especially close.
I'm not the first person to say this but Newsom has been running the best Shadow Primary campaign and it's not even especially close.
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the Irish censorship regime was insane until, what, the late 1980s or so?
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
the Irish censorship regime was insane until, what, the late 1980s or so?
Cycling is the only skill mentioned in the prologue that Angel does not utilise in the denouement.
Pegg had never made an action flick before. He spent 4 weeks on an intensive fitness regime, as well as carrying out weapons training. He was also proud of the fact he learned how to skid a bicycle properly along the way.
5/46
5/46
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Cycling is the only skill mentioned in the prologue that Angel does not utilise in the denouement.
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HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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February 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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1/46
Okay can anyone help with this? You can’t even find clips of it but I swear this did exist.
If there’s one thing this site can do it’s find out the origins of a song featured on a very meta Cartoon Network show from twenty five years ago.
If there’s one thing this site can do it’s find out the origins of a song featured on a very meta Cartoon Network show from twenty five years ago.
Right, you know that song that General Specific and Private Public sing? The one that goes "glockenspiel / tuba"? It lives in my head, rent-free, but I have absolutely no knowledge of it. It sounds too odd to have just made-up for the show but I don't have any reference of it outside the episode.
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Okay can anyone help with this? You can’t even find clips of it but I swear this did exist.
If there’s one thing this site can do it’s find out the origins of a song featured on a very meta Cartoon Network show from twenty five years ago.
If there’s one thing this site can do it’s find out the origins of a song featured on a very meta Cartoon Network show from twenty five years ago.
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I checked, Sheep in the Big City is not on the list
Boooooo
Boooooo
Tubi to add 100 classic cartoons to stream for free, including Teen Titans, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and more www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
Tubi to add 100 classic cartoons to stream for free, including Teen Titans, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and more
Tubi is about to become the new destination for Saturday morning nostalgia
www.gamesradar.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I checked, Sheep in the Big City is not on the list
Boooooo
Boooooo
My favourite bit of these stories are when someone openly admits to breaking Spanish nationality law and being scared of being found out.
New UK border rules for dual nationals are discriminatory against women, campaigners say
New UK border rules for dual nationals are discriminatory against women, campaigners say
British women in Spain and Greece face ‘huge problems’ entering UK because of differing surname rules
New rules requiring British dual nationals to show a UK passport when entering Britain are “discriminatory” against women, campaigners claim.
From 25 February, British dual nationals are required to present a British passport when boarding a plane, ferry or train to the UK, or attach a new document, a “certificate of entitlement”, which costs nearly £600, to their second passport. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
My favourite bit of these stories are when someone openly admits to breaking Spanish nationality law and being scared of being found out.
The skiers in the Slalom are absolutely terrible. They keep smacking into those polls. I could do better than that.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The skiers in the Slalom are absolutely terrible. They keep smacking into those polls. I could do better than that.
The most Swiss man ever.
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The most Swiss man ever.
I'm not an Obama hype man, but as with Justin Trudeau and Mamdani, he has a rare talent in being able to articulate complex issues (in this case, the Fermi Paradox), in a very clear, elevator pitch way.
Obama says aliens 'are real' - but he hasn't seen any
Obama says aliens 'are real' - but he hasn't seen any
Barack Obama has said aliens are "real" in an interview, before later taking to social media to clarify his comments.
news.sky.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I'm not an Obama hype man, but as with Justin Trudeau and Mamdani, he has a rare talent in being able to articulate complex issues (in this case, the Fermi Paradox), in a very clear, elevator pitch way.
I think abolishing PCCs has broken something in his head.
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I think abolishing PCCs has broken something in his head.
how your email finds me
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 AM
how your email finds me