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Jack Tindale
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Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
My favourite bit of these stories are when someone openly admits to breaking Spanish nationality law and being scared of being found out.
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The skiers in the Slalom are absolutely terrible. They keep smacking into those polls. I could do better than that.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The most Swiss man ever.
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I'm not an Obama hype man, but as with Justin Trudeau and Mamdani, he has a rare talent in being able to articulate complex issues (in this case, the Fermi Paradox), in a very clear, elevator pitch way.
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I think abolishing PCCs has broken something in his head.
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
how your email finds me
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
Celsius is the scientist temperature measurement in that it’s the most conceptually coherent , Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that it’s actually optimized to be useful for it’s main use case of communicating everyday temperatures.
February 16, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Fair play, Daniel Hannan's commitment to his comedy bit is unwavering.
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It's so funny that the two Commonwealth countries doing the best in the medal table are the two ones that famously do not get that much snow.
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
These guys really can Skellington.

What a run.
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
SKELTINTON
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
reskeet this to die instantly
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This photo from a few years ago remains the coolest I have ever looked.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Still funny.
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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new ‘get a load of this guy’ reaction image just dropped
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There's something insanely funny about the term "indigenous Iranian missiles".

An actual, sentient, human being, who speaks English as a first language, typed those words out, looked at them, and went "yes, nailed it".
This is why I will never trust tankies nor take them seriously.
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Well done to all of you who prayed and sacrificed goats yesterday, we have successfully banished the Orb of Fire that caused such fear and consternation amongst the body politic.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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What an incredibly cool FT article and WWI story!

The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders (🎁🔗)

giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders
The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition
giftarticle.ft.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
We are calling this “insane” levels of Tindale on Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Amazing.
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Bouba bf Kiki gf
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@coneshotline.bsky.social IRL.

One fanfic trope I hate is when they all make Misato out to be a massive ladette slob. She isn’t. In canon she’s a very stressed hyper-competent military commander who has precious little time to actually relax.

Reskeet this if you’re a real Misato defender.
Kanpai!
Misato won the character of the month poll on patreon.
Time to celebrate.
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM