Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
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I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
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If I had a nickel for each time a post-cold war centrist opposition party leader wrecked their own parties I would have, let's see -- Ozawa (1998), Noda (2012, 2026), Maehara (2017) -- four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened four times.
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If I had a nickel for each time a post-cold war centrist opposition party leader wrecked their own parties I would have, let's see -- Ozawa (1998), Noda (2012, 2026), Maehara (2017) -- four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened four times.
The Liberal Democrats are going to attack and dethrone God.
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The Liberal Democrats are going to attack and dethrone God.
WAFFLES, YOUR TEACHER COLLAPSED
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
WAFFLES, YOUR TEACHER COLLAPSED
Yes! The "i dont know who mobutu is but id always back him over a white man" dude is back.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Yes! The "i dont know who mobutu is but id always back him over a white man" dude is back.
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Time for my increasingly frequent, 'there's a clear Trend on this chart' joke
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Time for my increasingly frequent, 'there's a clear Trend on this chart' joke
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I’m Going to Be Sacked for Shagging About
Is that a dolphin in a bathtub?
the-fence.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Well, if nothing else, I am delighted that "Wuthering Heights" is getting an absolute pasting in the reviews.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Well, if nothing else, I am delighted that "Wuthering Heights" is getting an absolute pasting in the reviews.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
"Top bosses depart Canadian pension fund after Thames Water fiasco"
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 AM
"Top bosses depart Canadian pension fund after Thames Water fiasco"
My dad (retired teacher) always said that half-terms should be scrapped, the school year should run April to March, with a shorter summer break, therefore showing that he's a weeb at heart.
www.ft.com/content/f5cb...
www.ft.com/content/f5cb...
Timing of England’s school holidays is ‘pretty bizarre’, says Ofsted head
Martyn Oliver calls for debate on long summer break and whether it is sensible to sit exams during hotter months
www.ft.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 AM
My dad (retired teacher) always said that half-terms should be scrapped, the school year should run April to March, with a shorter summer break, therefore showing that he's a weeb at heart.
www.ft.com/content/f5cb...
www.ft.com/content/f5cb...
Increasingly think the road not taken moment for the Tories was when they didn’t just give it to Penny Mordaunt till end of season in 2022.
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Increasingly think the road not taken moment for the Tories was when they didn’t just give it to Penny Mordaunt till end of season in 2022.
THE LITTLE MICROPUB UP THE HILL IS SERVING HARVEY’S BEST DAY EVER
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
THE LITTLE MICROPUB UP THE HILL IS SERVING HARVEY’S BEST DAY EVER
Had these done by David Mitchell Framers, just up from Lewisham. Please do give them your custom. Only £55 each!
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Had these done by David Mitchell Framers, just up from Lewisham. Please do give them your custom. Only £55 each!
Bit of a microcosm at Crystal Palace station.
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Bit of a microcosm at Crystal Palace station.
Currently transporting a framed Sailor Moon poster around south London which does seem like the set up to a Curb Your Enthusiasm punchline.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Currently transporting a framed Sailor Moon poster around south London which does seem like the set up to a Curb Your Enthusiasm punchline.
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Somehow completely missed this. This sounds absolutely horrific but Drukpa Kunley is a terrible human being is not exactly news.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Somehow completely missed this. This sounds absolutely horrific but Drukpa Kunley is a terrible human being is not exactly news.
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I’d like to see the sector break down of this but I’m increasingly confident (75-%) that we are going to get an AI driven productivity boom. This is partly personal experience with ai agents getting better; and partly the Uk statistics now following the us productivity numbers higher.
Good news about the British economy?!
UK productivity – how much the economy produces per hour worked – grew more in the past year than in the previous seven years combined.
In our latest Substack, Research Director @gthwaites.bsky.social takes a closer look 📈
UK productivity – how much the economy produces per hour worked – grew more in the past year than in the previous seven years combined.
In our latest Substack, Research Director @gthwaites.bsky.social takes a closer look 📈
UK productivity grew more in the last year than in the previous seven combined
Gregory Thwaites on a genuinely surprising number, and what it means for the Bank of England
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I’d like to see the sector break down of this but I’m increasingly confident (75-%) that we are going to get an AI driven productivity boom. This is partly personal experience with ai agents getting better; and partly the Uk statistics now following the us productivity numbers higher.
Woah! That Bluesky map is really accurate.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Woah! That Bluesky map is really accurate.
I always push back on the discourse that Musk isn't intelligent or has business acumen (because he is and does) but he is ultimately a man in a permanent state of arrested development.
This is the sort of thing a precocious eight year old would write.
This is the sort of thing a precocious eight year old would write.
Elon Musk (you may recognize him from the Epstein files) has just given up on Mars.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I always push back on the discourse that Musk isn't intelligent or has business acumen (because he is and does) but he is ultimately a man in a permanent state of arrested development.
This is the sort of thing a precocious eight year old would write.
This is the sort of thing a precocious eight year old would write.
Lager drinker. Unelectable.
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Lager drinker. Unelectable.
Genuinely me on my first date with Cones.
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Genuinely me on my first date with Cones.
Made a lovely moussaka, I think.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Made a lovely moussaka, I think.
Booked our honeymoon hotel in Rouen and Cones went "this is nice but I think I prefer the other o-JACK IT HAS A CAT WE ARE GETTING THIS ONE IT HAS A CAT".
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Booked our honeymoon hotel in Rouen and Cones went "this is nice but I think I prefer the other o-JACK IT HAS A CAT WE ARE GETTING THIS ONE IT HAS A CAT".