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Jack Tindale
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Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
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February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Fair play, Daniel Hannan's commitment to his comedy bit is unwavering.
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It's so funny that the two Commonwealth countries doing the best in the medal table are the two ones that famously do not get that much snow.
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
These guys really can Skellington.

What a run.
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
SKELTINTON
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
reskeet this to die instantly
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This photo from a few years ago remains the coolest I have ever looked.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Still funny.
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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new ‘get a load of this guy’ reaction image just dropped
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There's something insanely funny about the term "indigenous Iranian missiles".

An actual, sentient, human being, who speaks English as a first language, typed those words out, looked at them, and went "yes, nailed it".
This is why I will never trust tankies nor take them seriously.
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Well done to all of you who prayed and sacrificed goats yesterday, we have successfully banished the Orb of Fire that caused such fear and consternation amongst the body politic.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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What an incredibly cool FT article and WWI story!

The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders (🎁🔗)

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The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders
The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition
giftarticle.ft.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
We are calling this “insane” levels of Tindale on Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Amazing.
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Bouba bf Kiki gf
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@coneshotline.bsky.social IRL.

One fanfic trope I hate is when they all make Misato out to be a massive ladette slob. She isn’t. In canon she’s a very stressed hyper-competent military commander who has precious little time to actually relax.

Reskeet this if you’re a real Misato defender.
Kanpai!
Misato won the character of the month poll on patreon.
Time to celebrate.
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
no

Again, I apologise to my Dutch friends but you don’t make this hard.
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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“Women are proud of you, thank you”

Gisèle Pelicot becomes emotional as she responds to messages of support from women across France

The interview with this incredible woman is on BBC iplayer now (‘Gisele Pelicot - the Newsnight Interview’)
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I pretty much never use Facebook now but always fun to check in and think about the times I was probably just posting through it.
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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vividly remember, in the Corbyn Hell Years, seeing people on Twitter quite actively bonding over their joint hatred of me - trying to outdo each other in their meanness - and I just don't think it's possible to explain how weird and unpleasant it is, especially as someone who's....no-one
People don’t really understand the nature of the problem. It’s not lots of little random ankle-biter tweets. That’s annoying but whatever. It’s when hating you becomes this communal pursuit that exists separately from yourself. Like there’s an entire group of people working together to target you.
ignore it. why do you big accounts always complain? it’s like a celebrity complaining they get too much attention in the street. it comes with the territory. just ignore or mute those accounts. it seems you might have a kind of para social relationship back.
February 14, 2026 at 12:52 PM
ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The other problem is that we’re running out of far right political movements starting with “Re” and therefore someone is going to start one based around stopping decarbonisation and it’ll accidentally be called Re:Zero.
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I think one reason for overconfident Rupert Lowe stuff is that he keeps commissioning polls where a “Rupert Lowe Party” is on thirteen percent but the questions are always:

1. Do you feel represented by the current political parties?
2. Would you consider voting for a party led by Rupert Lowe?
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM