Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
Made skeleton celebration moules.
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Made skeleton celebration moules.
Objectively funny.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Objectively funny.
"Ice runs through this guy's veins."
I'd get that checked out if I were you.
I'd get that checked out if I were you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"Ice runs through this guy's veins."
I'd get that checked out if I were you.
I'd get that checked out if I were you.
oh fuck we finally won something
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
oh fuck we finally won something
Opposite of the Code Geass issue in that they had a season too many rather a season too few.
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Opposite of the Code Geass issue in that they had a season too many rather a season too few.
They also have a dog.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
They also have a dog.
Went to the nice Georgian place thatās just opened up on the Crystal Palace Triangle.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Went to the nice Georgian place thatās just opened up on the Crystal Palace Triangle.
[Eng Sub - Higashi no Eden (ę±ć®ćØćć³) Op] Oasis - Falling Down
YouTube video by krazywrath
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I love this because my answer would be Falling Down, which would get points for being obscure and then immediately negated because I know it because it was used as the opening to the first episode of Eden of the East.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I love this because my answer would be Falling Down, which would get points for being obscure and then immediately negated because I know it because it was used as the opening to the first episode of Eden of the East.
Consistently votes for the SGP, a party so Calvinist that they close down the website on Sundays.
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Consistently votes for the SGP, a party so Calvinist that they close down the website on Sundays.
Reposted by Jack Tindale
*cough* Five of them. (What do you mean, "it's just a generic mixed-race couple?")
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
*cough* Five of them. (What do you mean, "it's just a generic mixed-race couple?")
"40. Suella and Rael Braverman"
That's it, a former Home Secretary and her husband, who is Literally Just Some Guy.
That's it, a former Home Secretary and her husband, who is Literally Just Some Guy.
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"40. Suella and Rael Braverman"
That's it, a former Home Secretary and her husband, who is Literally Just Some Guy.
That's it, a former Home Secretary and her husband, who is Literally Just Some Guy.
That's also all of them, they couldn't be arsed to commission more than four, what is the point?!
I also love how phoned in these are because by about number twelve we've got to "Member of the NEC and his wife, an Assistant Whip".
I also love how phoned in these are because by about number twelve we've got to "Member of the NEC and his wife, an Assistant Whip".
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
That's also all of them, they couldn't be arsed to commission more than four, what is the point?!
I also love how phoned in these are because by about number twelve we've got to "Member of the NEC and his wife, an Assistant Whip".
I also love how phoned in these are because by about number twelve we've got to "Member of the NEC and his wife, an Assistant Whip".
They've done Johnny and Claire dirty here. He looks like Martin McGuiness on steroids meeting a thumb in a wig.
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
They've done Johnny and Claire dirty here. He looks like Martin McGuiness on steroids meeting a thumb in a wig.
losing my fucking mind over this whats happening
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
losing my fucking mind over this whats happening
This is the sort of thing you see on a banner outside a struggling Championship side, trying to force out the CEE oligarchs who are running the finances into the ground.
"The mood's turned grim here at Ewood Park, now without a win in seven games, as cries of 'Cjhapman out' rocks the home end."
"The mood's turned grim here at Ewood Park, now without a win in seven games, as cries of 'Cjhapman out' rocks the home end."
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is the sort of thing you see on a banner outside a struggling Championship side, trying to force out the CEE oligarchs who are running the finances into the ground.
"The mood's turned grim here at Ewood Park, now without a win in seven games, as cries of 'Cjhapman out' rocks the home end."
"The mood's turned grim here at Ewood Park, now without a win in seven games, as cries of 'Cjhapman out' rocks the home end."
Sam and Ange look like they're trapped in a 2004 Newgrounds Dating Sim.
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Sam and Ange look like they're trapped in a 2004 Newgrounds Dating Sim.
This looks more like Sue Barker and Elon Musk after he's given up on Tesla and instead bought a pub in the West Country that always has Boddingtons on draught.
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This looks more like Sue Barker and Elon Musk after he's given up on Tesla and instead bought a pub in the West Country that always has Boddingtons on draught.
Why do they always get the guy who does slightly off Disney characters for ice cream vans to do this? What kompromat does he have?!
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Why do they always get the guy who does slightly off Disney characters for ice cream vans to do this? What kompromat does he have?!
100 percent agree. I get a cold now and just not having a permanently scabby schnozzle does wonders.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
100 percent agree. I get a cold now and just not having a permanently scabby schnozzle does wonders.
The biggest change Covid instilled in me is turning me into my grandfather in the sense of always carrying around a handkerchief.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The biggest change Covid instilled in me is turning me into my grandfather in the sense of always carrying around a handkerchief.
I would love to have a national Covid clean up day. Letās have a Bank Holiday to get rid of all the social distancing ghost posters and various other associated errata.
Tired of all the Covid litter still hanging around. From signs in bathrooms to stickers on the floor. Today my dentist made me sign a form confirming I hadn't travelled to a country on the Covid Red List. The Red List was last updated in 2023 and abolished in 2024.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I would love to have a national Covid clean up day. Letās have a Bank Holiday to get rid of all the social distancing ghost posters and various other associated errata.
Got some great stuff from the Second Best Pet Store.
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Got some great stuff from the Second Best Pet Store.
I remember when Peston breathlessly insisted that the Chancellor had been "nobbled" by the planning lawyer advising her and that they were going to reject all the recommendations to speed-up the nuclear construction industry and the next day the Government - err - accepted all the recommendations.
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I remember when Peston breathlessly insisted that the Chancellor had been "nobbled" by the planning lawyer advising her and that they were going to reject all the recommendations to speed-up the nuclear construction industry and the next day the Government - err - accepted all the recommendations.