Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
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Oooh it’s almost a decade since I commissioned this! www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/ho...
How One Old News Story Convinced Conspiracy Theorists Tesco Is Hiding 20 Million People
The British "population truther" movement keeps referring back to one article from 2007.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Oooh it’s almost a decade since I commissioned this! www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/ho...
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STP number #703. Class: Euclid. STP 703 is to be kept in a parlocked consumer grade refrigerator in the laboratory kitchen. Access is permitted only to level 5 and above reviewers, on account of the extreme lack of sauce and presence of what appears to be an unlimited number of pecans.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
STP number #703. Class: Euclid. STP 703 is to be kept in a parlocked consumer grade refrigerator in the laboratory kitchen. Access is permitted only to level 5 and above reviewers, on account of the extreme lack of sauce and presence of what appears to be an unlimited number of pecans.
"Hammy McMillan" is a superb name for a curler and also one that doubles for someone who won the VC at Gallipoli, was elected a National Labour MP, briefly flirted with the New Party, and despite being tipped for great things in the Attlee Government, only ended up as Minister for Civil Aviation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"Hammy McMillan" is a superb name for a curler and also one that doubles for someone who won the VC at Gallipoli, was elected a National Labour MP, briefly flirted with the New Party, and despite being tipped for great things in the Attlee Government, only ended up as Minister for Civil Aviation.
I've long felt that Liverpool Street is one of the most unimpressive and dull of the London terminii and I am grateful to a mate for informing me that this is a long-held opinion (from "The 5:18 Mystery" (1929) by J. Jefferson Farjeon).
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I've long felt that Liverpool Street is one of the most unimpressive and dull of the London terminii and I am grateful to a mate for informing me that this is a long-held opinion (from "The 5:18 Mystery" (1929) by J. Jefferson Farjeon).
Automatic CBE.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Automatic CBE.
Still don’t know why they had to serve so much cunt in the new Oshi No Ko OP.
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Still don’t know why they had to serve so much cunt in the new Oshi No Ko OP.
He’s going to be one of those “the real size of the British population is actually 80m, the chief operating officer of Tesco told me” people, isn’t he?
Manchester Utd owner is giving media interviews claiming UK "colonised" by immigrants
He thinks population rose 12 million snce 2020!
11 million people born abroad; this was 9.5 million in 2020, so that is up 1.5 million (not 12 million) but rose 7 million in 30 years from 4m before 1997
He thinks population rose 12 million snce 2020!
11 million people born abroad; this was 9.5 million in 2020, so that is up 1.5 million (not 12 million) but rose 7 million in 30 years from 4m before 1997
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
He’s going to be one of those “the real size of the British population is actually 80m, the chief operating officer of Tesco told me” people, isn’t he?
Genuinely impressive how all the betting firms looked at how it works in the UK, took all the most evil bits of it (which is most of it), and unleashed it in the States without even the vaguest of guardrails.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Genuinely impressive how all the betting firms looked at how it works in the UK, took all the most evil bits of it (which is most of it), and unleashed it in the States without even the vaguest of guardrails.
oof. Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Im softblocking him right now. Sorry I saw a nice novel he'd written based on the kinkaku-ji arson incident. didn't know he'd committed seppuku after trying to restore the divine right of the emperor
Breaking into the radio station and launching a fascist coup for your men's mental health
over on twitter they're doing "Vidkun Quisling was doing the best he could" revisionism
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
oof. Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Im softblocking him right now. Sorry I saw a nice novel he'd written based on the kinkaku-ji arson incident. didn't know he'd committed seppuku after trying to restore the divine right of the emperor
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Breaking into the radio station and launching a fascist coup for your men's mental health
over on twitter they're doing "Vidkun Quisling was doing the best he could" revisionism
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Breaking into the radio station and launching a fascist coup for your men's mental health
I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Sir Ed Davey.
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Sir Ed Davey.
Seven minutes past nine and no news from Daisy Cooper.
This is why trust in politics is at an all time low.
This is why trust in politics is at an all time low.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Seven minutes past nine and no news from Daisy Cooper.
This is why trust in politics is at an all time low.
This is why trust in politics is at an all time low.
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INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - It’s as if there is some awful truth out there in the trees hiding in the branches. Look at them.
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - It’s as if there is some awful truth out there in the trees hiding in the branches. Look at them.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
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If I had a nickel for each time a post-cold war centrist opposition party leader wrecked their own parties I would have, let's see -- Ozawa (1998), Noda (2012, 2026), Maehara (2017) -- four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened four times.
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If I had a nickel for each time a post-cold war centrist opposition party leader wrecked their own parties I would have, let's see -- Ozawa (1998), Noda (2012, 2026), Maehara (2017) -- four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened four times.
The Liberal Democrats are going to attack and dethrone God.
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The Liberal Democrats are going to attack and dethrone God.
WAFFLES, YOUR TEACHER COLLAPSED
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
WAFFLES, YOUR TEACHER COLLAPSED
Yes! The "i dont know who mobutu is but id always back him over a white man" dude is back.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Yes! The "i dont know who mobutu is but id always back him over a white man" dude is back.
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Time for my increasingly frequent, 'there's a clear Trend on this chart' joke
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Time for my increasingly frequent, 'there's a clear Trend on this chart' joke
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I’m Going to Be Sacked for Shagging About
Is that a dolphin in a bathtub?
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February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Well, if nothing else, I am delighted that "Wuthering Heights" is getting an absolute pasting in the reviews.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Well, if nothing else, I am delighted that "Wuthering Heights" is getting an absolute pasting in the reviews.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.
I was dreading months of being gaslit that it was a bold artistic statement.