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Council workers called out after 'snake' spotted in house cellar
Town hall staff were scrambled to catch a snake in a house cellar – only to find the venomous reptile was not what it seemed.
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
2 many sneks 🐍
“Traumatised” 🤔
'Pets At Home gave me pregnant guinea pig'
Lauren May took her guinea pig home but says she was 'gobsmacked' when she woke up to find An had given birth three weeks later
www.bristolpost.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Traumatised” 🤔
Always wise to fence off the legal guy, in case it turns out he’s feral*.
*He is not.
*He is not.
The year-long saga has included protesting climbers, a secret six-figure pay-out and even gagging order
Council denies claim that chopping down trees will be 'unlawful'
The year-long saga has included protesting climbers, a secret six-figure pay-out and even a gagging order
www.cornwalllive.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Always wise to fence off the legal guy, in case it turns out he’s feral*.
*He is not.
*He is not.
Strong Beware of the Leopard response from the council here.
B&B owner upset by 'motorway-sized' road sign installed outside her property
A bed and breakfast owner has raised concerns over the impact of a large road sign on her business.
www.newsandstar.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Strong Beware of the Leopard response from the council here.
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are at it again.
'I planted a tiny hedge to protect my home from thundering construction traffic, now I'm told it's a safety hazard'
Moray Council say they will continue to pursue the removal of the hedge despite rural homeowner Bruce Riddoch calling for "common sense".
www.pressandjournal.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are at it again.
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If that cat had been walking the other way, he'd have invented the tea towel holder
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If that cat had been walking the other way, he'd have invented the tea towel holder
Christmas is RUINED, and as soon as he’s born, Jesus is going to come and shit you up.
Christmas is RUINED! Thieves steal festive decorations from city church
Thieves stole two nutcracker decorations, worth more than £500, from Alive Church in Nelson Street at the weekend. The two men drove a black Audi…
www.eveningnews24.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Christmas is RUINED, and as soon as he’s born, Jesus is going to come and shit you up.
It’s going to be JUST for people called Angus. No wonder local people not called Angus are furious.
New £5m Angus crematorium back on track after Court of Session ruling in farmer’s favour
The bid to build a second Angus crematorium at Duntrune has twice been before Scotland’s highest civil court since plans were first announced in 2020.
www.thecourier.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s going to be JUST for people called Angus. No wonder local people not called Angus are furious.
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
Regret to report a deserter from the armed forces, who tricked the cleaner into taking over his guard duty.
Thieves make off with Edinburgh bar's giant nutcracker Christmas decoration
An Edinburgh cocktail bar has said thieves have ‘stolen the spirit of Christmas’ after an eight foot tall decoration was taken from the venue on Tuesday.
www.scotsman.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Regret to report a deserter from the armed forces, who tricked the cleaner into taking over his guard duty.
It’s behind you!
We need our railway station back, says Fleetwood MP in Commons
MP Lorraine Beavers has made a renewed call for the restoration of Fleetwood’s rail link.
www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s behind you!
Always pictured the Holy Stone of Clonrickert as slightly smaller than this
Boulders blunder 'bulldozed' green space laws as dozens may need removing
Controversial boulders could be removed from The Green, Croxley Green, after the revelation they were not placed with the necessary permission.
www.watfordobserver.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Always pictured the Holy Stone of Clonrickert as slightly smaller than this
Judging by the glow, it’s “No nuclear waste”.
Rubbish bin warning over collection rule which could catch you out
Oxfordshire locals have been warned about a rubbish bin collection rule which has caught out residents.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Judging by the glow, it’s “No nuclear waste”.
Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
One of the classics: Caught by the ghoulies
From the archives: Man fined for pretending to be ghost in cemetery
A MAN who pretended to be a ghost by shouting "wooooo" at mourners in a cemetery has been fined.
www.dailyecho.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
One of the classics: Caught by the ghoulies
Despite the headline, the actual bishop remains unbashed.
Priest bashes bishop's car into soap star's partner's Skoda while drunk
metro.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Despite the headline, the actual bishop remains unbashed.
We hope the thief gets the squirts, leaving them with a bumhole that won’t stop itching.
Great-grandmother 'really upset' to have rare snowdrops stolen from garden
A 92-year-old gardener was “really upset” to discover that some rare snowdrops had been stolen from her garden, after years of nurturing them.
www.theargus.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We hope the thief gets the squirts, leaving them with a bumhole that won’t stop itching.
Great to see the word “gobshite” in a headline. Streets ahead of the too twee “cockwomble”.
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Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist
Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist
www.laois-nationalist.ie
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Great to see the word “gobshite” in a headline. Streets ahead of the too twee “cockwomble”.
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Hans Moleman, alive and well and living in Barnsley.
Action needed at roundabout ‘before it’s too late’
CONCERNED locals have urged the council to act now and reduce the speed limit around a ‘dangerous’ roundabou... Local News News Barnsley South Yorkshire
www.barnsleychronicle.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Hans Moleman, alive and well and living in Barnsley.
It’s not just a street light, it’s a non-designated heritage asset, dontcha know.
Concerns after 'unsafe, tilting' ancient street light in Bridgnorth is removed
Shropshire Council has promised to replace an ancient street light in Bridgnorth after the authority removed the original as it was deemed unsafe.
www.expressandstar.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s not just a street light, it’s a non-designated heritage asset, dontcha know.
We hear so much about “mindless vandalism”. Why don’t the vandals try a bit of mindful vandalism for a change?
Tower residents frustrated after new welcome sign vandalised in under 3 days
'Why is it we can't have nice things?'
www.corkbeo.ie
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We hear so much about “mindless vandalism”. Why don’t the vandals try a bit of mindful vandalism for a change?
Now that’s dedication.
'We started at 8am and finished at 6pm. So 10 hours literally standing in s**t'
Cornish rockers wade into poo for angry rant over sea pollution
'We started at 8am and finished at 6pm. So 10 hours literally standing in s**t'
www.cornwalllive.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Now that’s dedication.