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Seagull Head Dad from yesterday’s football has turned up in the press, and THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US.
“Dad. Must you?”
“Dad. Must you?”
February 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Seagull Head Dad from yesterday’s football has turned up in the press, and THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US.
“Dad. Must you?”
“Dad. Must you?”
We don’t do Journalist Does A Normal Thing stories, and because this is behind a paywall, we will never know if he survived.
My trip to Ipswich's most dangerous roundabout - does it live up to its title?
After St Matthew's Street roundabout was revealed as the most dangerous roundabout in Ipswich, we took a trip to it to see if it was as bad as stats…
www.ipswichstar.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 AM
We don’t do Journalist Does A Normal Thing stories, and because this is behind a paywall, we will never know if he survived.
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
SPOILER: The Leeds United training ground and the massive prison are the same thing.
Life in village home to Leeds United training ground and massive prison
Locals have spoken of the 'nightmare' of 'soccer moms' and prisoners' families setting off fireworks
www.leeds-live.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
SPOILER: The Leeds United training ground and the massive prison are the same thing.
To be fair, this is every Friday and Saturday night in Brighton.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 AM
To be fair, this is every Friday and Saturday night in Brighton.
Your all too frequent reminder that they walk among us. Not him for six months, obviously.
Watch: Driver who refused to give name to cops had 'Daniel' tattooed on neck
A driver refused to confirm his details when he was pulled over by the police but officers spotted he had his own name tattooed on his neck.
www.thestar.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Your all too frequent reminder that they walk among us. Not him for six months, obviously.
A shocking lack of health and safety on display here. Where’s your hi-vis?
Councillor's anger after leaking water main leaves city junction like an 'ice rink'
A councillor has raised safety concerns after a leaking water main left a Carlisle junction like an “ice rink” during this morning’s frost…
www.newsandstar.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
A shocking lack of health and safety on display here. Where’s your hi-vis?
Trolls under bridges, now monsters in potholes.
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Trolls under bridges, now monsters in potholes.
This guy’s so angry he’s appeared on the front of the Stourbridge News twice, in exactly the same pose.
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
This guy’s so angry he’s appeared on the front of the Stourbridge News twice, in exactly the same pose.
The safe word is “Ron is innocent”
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The safe word is “Ron is innocent”
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He wasn't initially called to religion, but then he saw the light.
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
He wasn't initially called to religion, but then he saw the light.
Spoiler: Just assume it’s all of them.
A warning has been issued to customers across the country
The 146 UK postcodes suffering with Royal Mail delivery delays
www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Spoiler: Just assume it’s all of them.
It’s at this point that we must seriously consider Annie for our next Prime Minister. She’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It’s at this point that we must seriously consider Annie for our next Prime Minister. She’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
Yet another classic from the archives: First Ali G and now this. Staines has never recovered.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Yet another classic from the archives: First Ali G and now this. Staines has never recovered.
It’s amazing how big the wheels are on a Reliant Robin are once you see them off the car.
Driver says Darlington council left him £300 out of pocket after he hit huge pothole
Matty Simpson, 31, from Cockfield, near Bishop Auckland, has claimed that a council has left him £300 out of pocket after he hit a large pothole.
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:03 AM
It’s amazing how big the wheels are on a Reliant Robin are once you see them off the car.
You do not get on the wrong side of the Demon Headmaster.
Wirral residents' fears over crumbling sea wall and railing
Residents living on The Esplanade in New Ferry fear their homes will 'tumble down' in future years unless a crumbling sea wall and broken railings…
www.wirralglobe.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
You do not get on the wrong side of the Demon Headmaster.
The hole. Stand in it.
‘When will it end?’: Outrage over repeated drain cover repairs
A man has branded the continuous repairs to a damaged drain cover ‘a joke’ despite it being serviced at least seven times in four years.
www.suffolknews.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
The hole. Stand in it.
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Rare to get an actual vox pop with a pothole
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Rare to get an actual vox pop with a pothole
Breaking our “No Daily Express” rule because of the pearl-clutching “just seven miles from Disney World” line. Like you’re going to walk seven miles, queue to get in, and scare oldiewonks and kiddiewinks alike with your love truncheon stuck up a Henry. People might notice.
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Breaking our “No Daily Express” rule because of the pearl-clutching “just seven miles from Disney World” line. Like you’re going to walk seven miles, queue to get in, and scare oldiewonks and kiddiewinks alike with your love truncheon stuck up a Henry. People might notice.
The Telegraph does know that they can’t magically fix all the potholes all at once, right? And while they’re fixing them (get this!) other potholes develop?
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The Telegraph does know that they can’t magically fix all the potholes all at once, right? And while they’re fixing them (get this!) other potholes develop?
This looks important.
Barnard Castle mum gutted after pair of tights she's worn for 19 years gets a hole
A thrifty Barnard Castle mum has worn the same pair of tights for 19 years.
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This looks important.
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ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Despite this being absolutely filthy sexy slang, the film itself is reportedly terrible.
'Margot Robbie ate my giant strawberries on Wuthering Heights'
The food artist says she was called in at the last minute as a
www.bbc.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Despite this being absolutely filthy sexy slang, the film itself is reportedly terrible.
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The infamous Great Shelford pothole has been patched up after a campaign
www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/infamou...
www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/infamou...
Infamous Great Shelford pothole patched up after campaign
Residents have been reporting worsening potholes and dangerous conditions on Cambridge Road for months.
www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The infamous Great Shelford pothole has been patched up after a campaign
www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/infamou...
www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/infamou...