Angry People in Local Newspapers
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It’s been doing the rounds for at least five years.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It’s been doing the rounds for at least five years.
Just the two strokes?!
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Just the two strokes?!
Reports that police are on the verge of making an arrest are “just 3.1415926535 in the sky”.
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Reports that police are on the verge of making an arrest are “just 3.1415926535 in the sky”.
“I knew it!” said Frank Drebin, “SHELL OIL! It was big business all the time”
“You’re holding it upside down, Frank”.
“You’re holding it upside down, Frank”.
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“I knew it!” said Frank Drebin, “SHELL OIL! It was big business all the time”
“You’re holding it upside down, Frank”.
“You’re holding it upside down, Frank”.
Then there’s this.
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Then there’s this.
I am already working on a kind-natured critique for the Derby Telegraph to encourage Annie to keep writing.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I am already working on a kind-natured critique for the Derby Telegraph to encourage Annie to keep writing.
I’m thinking it’s all going to come to a head. Trish and her trolley will be involved.
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I’m thinking it’s all going to come to a head. Trish and her trolley will be involved.
As Shakespeare was inspired in his Sonnets by a mystery “Fair Youth”, so Annie finds her muse in her friend Trish’s shopping trolley, this being her second poem on the subject*
*that we know of.
*that we know of.
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 AM