Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Pinned
Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Today I have learned that Duolingo really doesn’t like you using the phrase « J’adore le shitposting » in conversation. I feel chastised.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Today I have learned that Duolingo really doesn’t like you using the phrase « J’adore le shitposting » in conversation. I feel chastised.
Diary of the Current Spurs Manager (Derby Day special edition)
Sunday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Monday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu… etc
Continue for the rest of the week
#GetchaGooner
Sunday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Monday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu… etc
Continue for the rest of the week
#GetchaGooner
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Diary of the Current Spurs Manager (Derby Day special edition)
Sunday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Monday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu… etc
Continue for the rest of the week
#GetchaGooner
Sunday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Monday: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu… etc
Continue for the rest of the week
#GetchaGooner
Post a movie from where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Post a movie from where you’re from.
Pleased to say that this post blessed Arsenal with victory. Papal infallibility, right?
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pleased to say that this post blessed Arsenal with victory. Papal infallibility, right?
Oh for fuck’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal
Went to the beach and found a shoe just above the surf-line. We checked*, and there was NO severed foot.
* Dotty checked, I was scared there’d be a severed foot.
* Dotty checked, I was scared there’d be a severed foot.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Went to the beach and found a shoe just above the surf-line. We checked*, and there was NO severed foot.
* Dotty checked, I was scared there’d be a severed foot.
* Dotty checked, I was scared there’d be a severed foot.
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Separated at birth.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Separated at birth.
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
This need to be a thing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This need to be a thing.
At what point do Liverpool officially become a Crisis Club? #TheFootball
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
At what point do Liverpool officially become a Crisis Club? #TheFootball
I wake to the words “England Batting Collapse” and nature is healing.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I wake to the words “England Batting Collapse” and nature is healing.
Shame he only had that one record by The Specials.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shame he only had that one record by The Specials.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
