Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13.bsky.social
Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate.
She/her.
DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
She/her.
DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
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My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions.
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
I’m catching up with my TED talks, there is one called “How to unlock your flirting superpowers”.
There really is something for everyone ☺️
There really is something for everyone ☺️
February 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’m catching up with my TED talks, there is one called “How to unlock your flirting superpowers”.
There really is something for everyone ☺️
There really is something for everyone ☺️
Text from The Boy 😂
For reference, he is 20.
For reference, he is 20.
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Text from The Boy 😂
For reference, he is 20.
For reference, he is 20.
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Men are all the same height when you are sitting on their face.
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
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February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Men are all the same height when you are sitting on their face.
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
My most recent two are “floor blankets” for dust sheets and “road posts” for the signs written on the road.
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My most recent two are “floor blankets” for dust sheets and “road posts” for the signs written on the road.
This makes me happy!
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February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
This makes me happy!
Men are all the same height when you are sitting on their face.
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
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February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Men are all the same height when you are sitting on their face.
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
Just sayin’ 😁
Feel free to share the positivity!
Woke up today covered in paint and wearing speckled glasses like it’s a new fashion trend. I’d hit my limit yesterday and collapsed into bed without a bath, which is fine, because the roller and tray are soaking in it.
Today I feel like a corpse.
Today I feel like a corpse.
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Woke up today covered in paint and wearing speckled glasses like it’s a new fashion trend. I’d hit my limit yesterday and collapsed into bed without a bath, which is fine, because the roller and tray are soaking in it.
Today I feel like a corpse.
Today I feel like a corpse.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes people post perfect things at just the right time, this is one of them ☺️☺️❤️❤️
Really good article, I recommend it.
Really good article, I recommend it.
What if being funny isn’t just about making people laugh—it’s a sign of a sharp, intelligent mind?
👇🏼read👇🏼
👇🏼read👇🏼
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Sometimes people post perfect things at just the right time, this is one of them ☺️☺️❤️❤️
Really good article, I recommend it.
Really good article, I recommend it.
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
For my USA friends ❤️ Share if you can, @glaucomflecken.bsky.social is an Opthalmologist
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January 30, 2026 at 8:45 AM
For my USA friends ❤️ Share if you can, @glaucomflecken.bsky.social is an Opthalmologist
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Five jobs I’ve had:
Bingo cashier
Bar steward
Molecular biologist
*Teacher
Admissions coordinator
*Internally I still am a teacher, that is something that never leaves!
Bingo cashier
Bar steward
Molecular biologist
*Teacher
Admissions coordinator
*Internally I still am a teacher, that is something that never leaves!
Pot washer.
Landscape gardener.
Labourer.
Journalist.
Copywriter.
Landscape gardener.
Labourer.
Journalist.
Copywriter.
5 jobs I've had..
Bar man
Cable Jointer
Skip filler
Van driver/ ladder fosterer
Shunt/FLT driver
Bar man
Cable Jointer
Skip filler
Van driver/ ladder fosterer
Shunt/FLT driver
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Bingo cashier
Bar steward
Molecular biologist
*Teacher
Admissions coordinator
*Internally I still am a teacher, that is something that never leaves!
Bingo cashier
Bar steward
Molecular biologist
*Teacher
Admissions coordinator
*Internally I still am a teacher, that is something that never leaves!
For my USA friends ❤️ Share if you can, @glaucomflecken.bsky.social is an Opthalmologist
Instagram link below
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January 30, 2026 at 8:45 AM
For my USA friends ❤️ Share if you can, @glaucomflecken.bsky.social is an Opthalmologist
Instagram link below
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This is highly impressive and demonstrates exceptionally clever thinking. If you have an interest in medicine, I would strongly recommend reading.
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
This is highly impressive and demonstrates exceptionally clever thinking. If you have an interest in medicine, I would strongly recommend reading.
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
I called UCAS today and completely forget where I worked 🙃
“Good morning my name is Heather Collins and I’m calling from…….. somewhere…. Oh god where do I work?!”
Laughter on the other end of the phone
🤷♀️😂
“Good morning my name is Heather Collins and I’m calling from…….. somewhere…. Oh god where do I work?!”
Laughter on the other end of the phone
🤷♀️😂
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I called UCAS today and completely forget where I worked 🙃
“Good morning my name is Heather Collins and I’m calling from…….. somewhere…. Oh god where do I work?!”
Laughter on the other end of the phone
🤷♀️😂
“Good morning my name is Heather Collins and I’m calling from…….. somewhere…. Oh god where do I work?!”
Laughter on the other end of the phone
🤷♀️😂
I’m feeling in a ridiculous mood… 🙃😁
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January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I’m feeling in a ridiculous mood… 🙃😁
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My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions.
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
a woman in a yellow shirt and a floral scarf says doggy in front of a white board
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January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions.
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions.
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
a woman in a yellow shirt and a floral scarf says doggy in front of a white board
ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt and a floral scarf says doggy in front of a white board
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January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions.
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
That is all.
Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
Back at the sweaty person place after and absence of 2 months due to health issues. I know I will feel better for it, but conversely, due to the #MECFS I will also feel worse.
But I am back, and it’s raining out so I’m giving myself double adulting points!
But I am back, and it’s raining out so I’m giving myself double adulting points!
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Back at the sweaty person place after and absence of 2 months due to health issues. I know I will feel better for it, but conversely, due to the #MECFS I will also feel worse.
But I am back, and it’s raining out so I’m giving myself double adulting points!
But I am back, and it’s raining out so I’m giving myself double adulting points!
No your email did not find me well, it found me singing to my cat 🐈⬛
I’ve got my MJ playlist on while I work this afternoon, and I’ve been serenading my cat with “The Way You Make Me Feel”, including all the “hee-hee’s”.
This is his reaction:
#CatsofBluesky
This is his reaction:
#CatsofBluesky
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
No your email did not find me well, it found me singing to my cat 🐈⬛