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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
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[ a goose on his back and legs up] i'm doing my best & thats deeply concerning
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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a girl in the background with her chin on her fist oops! sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Chronic illness comes with this quiet grief, where you miss who you used to be even though you’re still here. You remember the version of you who made plans without calculating energy or pain. It’s not just being sick, it’s mourning a self that felt lighter.
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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THINGS THAT HURT MORE THAN MY ILLNESS in red capital letters. The text is arranged around a central icon of a red broken heart. The listed challenges include: feeling like a burden lack of support constantly proving i'm sick struggling in silence constantly misunderstood the world moving without me hope, then disappointment—on repeat losing who i was fighting for basic care a future full of questions watching dreams fade feeling isolated
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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@moonstruckinnyc - if it's more than a bladder away, i'm not going mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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@livingwithinvisibleillness on insta
I would be so relieved if i got possessed. Like go ahread and take over, buddy. it's bad in here. pic of ghost - living with invisible illness
February 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Because I look like this
"Why you only share memes and never post a pic of yourself?" Me: pic of a monster - really funny looking
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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I didn’t do anything today and it wiped me out.
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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The only way to react when somebody give you unsolicited medical advice [pic of puerson holding bird's beek] stop mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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[famous meme with dog sitting in a room that has smoke and fire in it and he says 'this is fine' -someone is saying something from off panel and it's 'just try to ignore the fire. maybe you're faking the fire.' artist: KC Green Mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Medical burnout is when you’re still going to appointments and doing what you’re supposed to do, but you’re completely drained inside. It’s the exhaustion of repeating your symptoms, waiting on results, and managing your body like it’s a full time job. It’s not just being sick, it’s being worn down by the nonstop effort of dealing with it. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Me: Don't forget.
Also Me: Forget what?
February 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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@crohns_colitis_awareness on Insta
Thinking about your preference for a satirical spin on things, I've transcribed the text from the image for you below. The everyday tasks that can be a struggle with Chronic Illness: Making the bed can be tough Showering requires planning Getting dressed takes longer Cooking meals needs careful thought Leaving the house can be daunting Laundry piles up quickly Eating and hydrating are sometimes overlooked Managing finances adds stress Explaining invisible illnesses is exhausting Socializing takes extra effort Planning ahead can cause anxiety Unexpected flare-ups disrupt daily life Staying positive amidst challenges requires effort Healthcare appointments can be overwhelming @crohns_colitis_awareness
February 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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@ethancarpediem - "you only got one family" yeah you only got one appendix too but when it f***s up with your health you cut that b*** out of your life comment - i had my healthy appendix removed just to show my other organs i don't tolerate no bull****
February 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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[background is the ocean with a beautiful orangy and blue sky and clouds] trust the journey. even though it's clearly lost. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Live (Laugh & Love Not Included) mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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#satire
nurse wheeled woman in wheelchair in to talk to dr standard medical protocol requires 20-minute lecture on prenatal vitamins before addressing missing limbs mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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This image captures the circular, satirical logic of navigating the modern healthcare system. Here is the text as it appears in the image: Purgatory: "If the pain is unbearable, go to the ER" PCP: If the pain is unbearable, go to the ER. Me: pain is unbearable, goes to ER ER: We're not an appropriate place for pain management. You need to follow up with your PCP and see a specialist. Specialist: I have an opening in 3 months. Until then, if the pain is unbearable, go to the ER. ER: You need to follow up with your PCP and see a specialist. PCP: If the pain is unbearable...
February 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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please stand by: spoons are currently unavailable mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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DOCTOR: Take these meds and eat the right things.
ME: Why?
DOCTOR: So you can live a long life.
ME: Oh. No thanks. :)
February 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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ME: Do you think I'm unlovable? DR: I meant questions about your health. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I'm in a committed relationship with my specialist, but WebMD is my side-piece mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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body: we're sick today me: why? body: [guy making mean face saying 'i said we sick today']
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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rawrda on tumblr "This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that's comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn't understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don't forget it... whatever you want and/or need Don't let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don't need to prove each other anything"
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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@LizerReal - as i was being put under for my colonoscopy, i apparently announced to the room, "y'all are in for a real treat" and then passed out (3 crying emojis)
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM