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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
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As shirts, mugs, etc here www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or here www.redbubble.com/people/Chron...
a black tee that says come with me and you'll see the wonders of random joint dislocation etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT/
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I'm not 'battling chronic illnesses' or 'fighting my disorders'. they are, most definitely, beating the ever living f*ck out of me mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Artist: @jakelovesonions
let me forget to think about it and get back to you after it's too late [ guy on phone ]
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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just because i'm functioning doesn't mean i'm not struggling mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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me, after realizing i accidentally talked too much about my illness with people [pic of woman holding her mouth and making oh no eyes - why did i include lab values? - abort mission. abort mouth. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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#satire
1 woman is in a wheel chair and one woman is not and they are both smiling and laughing as they hold hands woman finally wins disability appeal after only mildly ruining entire life mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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@chronicloveclub.bsky.social
@disabeetled - reminder to all my disabled lovelies that 'gross' symptoms do not make you gross or lesser in any way. incontinence, vomiting, irritable bowels, or gastrointestinal issues shouldn't be as demonized as they are. you are real, valid, and loved. @chronicloveclub
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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@weiss_hadas - i'm going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything
February 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Medical insurance is like a hospital gown, you only think you're covered [pic of guy walking with his IV bag and his gown is open in the back
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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There should be laws against price gouging patients...it literally kills people.
@haircut_hippie - nodding in quiet horror as a patient explains she's inconsistent with her daily meds because 1 went from $41/mo to $450/mo, thus precipitating a hospital visit that will cost 6 - 7 figures
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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"Yoga might make you feel calmer" ME: So will nachos mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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ME: Do you think I'll die alone?

WAITER: I meant questions about the specials.
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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[pic of a cute cat sleeping in a bunch of blankets] the more doctors i meet, the more i appreciate my cat mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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a kids book that has the words changed - the kids are in a meadow and a girl has a sign that says 'let's pretend that everything isn't f*cked'
February 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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@maddypreneur on Insta
when you only have 40% and you give 40% you gave 100% [pic of a circle and it's filled 40% with water (your tank) and then a circle that is filled 100% with water (your effort)] Saurabh Bhatnagar @maddypreneur
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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As shirts, mugs, etc here www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or here www.redbubble.com/people/Chron...
a black tee that says come with me and you'll see the wonders of random joint dislocation etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT/
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Meh. Close enough.
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Crying is strictly prohibited after 10PM.
[text message] grey - all ok? (7:46) green - yes yes (14:51) grey - you called at 4 am green - yes i was sad grey - ok rey - can you be sad before 10pm? (the other person put a thumbs up on it)
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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[background is a vineyard or farmland and there are trees further away and then a hillside and it is very sunny] Keep Going! Rock Bottom Has a Basement! Mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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#satire
1 woman is in a wheel chair and one woman is not and they are both smiling and laughing as they hold hands woman finally wins disability appeal after only mildly ruining entire life mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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@spoonfulofhan
@dearfibromyalgia/beth
Han - @spoonfulofhan - "I wish I could rest as much as you do" please remember that disabled people are not home relaxing. we are sick. we are in pain. we are still exhausted while resting. we are bored. it's not a fun little vacation. we are miserable. @dearfibromyalgia/beth
February 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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@suegainz
your best is what you can do without harming your physical or mental health not what you can accomplish when you disregard it. - @suegainz
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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1 - doctor saying with diet and exercise you can prolong your life by years 2 - gener ( bobs burgers ) with hand up to dr saying - 'no thanks, I've seen it & I'm not impressed.' mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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me, after realizing i accidentally talked too much about my illness with people [pic of woman holding her mouth and making oh no eyes - why did i include lab values? - abort mission. abort mouth. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Artist: Mrlovenstein.com
1st panel: green guy on the floor sweating in pain and says "I'm dying! Call 911!' the blue guy sweating and nervous says 'call?' 2nd panel: blue guy sweating and nervous and looking at phone says 'c-can I text them? and off panel the other guy says 'you have to call!' 3rd panel: the guy sweating and nervous just staring at phone 4th panel: blue guy says 'sorry' as the green guy is a ghost now and says 'it's okay, I understand' Mrlovenstein.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Sometimes I tell my doctor what the internet said and watch the light leave his eyes.
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM