Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
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Artist: @jess.a.creates on Insta/Threads
![Artist: @jess.a.creates
[pic of skeleton in flowers] none of my tasks are done - but i sure am](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidsw3rin7m76fdgq5ibojjdlyrq43cufilt4liw3h6svbnfl2vmiu@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Artist: @jess.a.creates on Insta/Threads
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I'm not saying my body's a bitch,
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm not saying my body's a bitch,
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
Reposted by Chronic Illness Humor
![when i joke around about my health issues and people start getting sad: [woman in old fashioned clothing] oh, shit, are you crying? why is everybody crying?
mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidwvfilyozu3qvpj4ieifsvneuj3qpi7gpylhylmocyfw23pioeyy@jpeg)
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February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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![[pic of dwight shrewt mad] you're busy with other patients? false. you're busy not calling me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreihdhjtegbdgixn6ge5vsim4hw6zud4w4l2oej5c7bs74j45n76sde@jpeg)
@maddypreneur on Insta
![when you only have 40% and you give 40% you gave 100%
[pic of a circle and it's filled 40% with water (your tank) and then a circle that is filled 100% with water (your effort)]
Saurabh Bhatnagar @maddypreneur](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreiczrdmfhpqrta5k3xwty3go4qbs4a7q2mz3yzwbhsid67eclm2kkq@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
@maddypreneur on Insta
![[pic of a cute cat sleeping in a bunch of blankets] the more doctors i meet, the more i appreciate my cat
mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreigbt3oqbamijqb7nayjyvpinjbl4pnvrcjadxxnjvognhtxms7ze4@jpeg)
She deserved it
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
She deserved it
![[pic of woman snuggled up in blanket]
if you need me i'll be snuggled up in a blanket on the couch pretending that my body doesn't hate me and that everything doesn't hurt](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreicserebbc47cl67puw5b2qswcein6i6qwh4xz3aptmlt2aqsj5noy@jpeg)
![[pic of cvs aisle] local cvs employee enjoys making you say 'suppository' in front of cool teens - mybodyistryingtokillme.com - satire](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreib2d25bymfvej6d4pnva3uvg5exewwdbwphsacgpniqwfjxg6u3wq@jpeg)
@chronicpainwarrior on Insta
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
@chronicpainwarrior on Insta
I'm not saying my body's a bitch,
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm not saying my body's a bitch,
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
![[pic of hermione saying something]
"Besides, you're saying it wrong" It's "I'm sorry you have been having a rough time." NOT "you don't look like you're sick"
mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreifjt2vim3aa2xk6jh2lbdp46onkkvs4notr7qfjkzhxor642u342e@jpeg)
My doctor is always like: Hey, girl. I'm gonna need some of your pee again.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
My doctor is always like: Hey, girl. I'm gonna need some of your pee again.
I like doctors with massive throbbing bedside manners.
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I like doctors with massive throbbing bedside manners.