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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2d
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a black tee that says come with me and you'll see the wonders of random joint dislocation etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT/
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Artist: @jakelovesonions
let me forget to think about it and get back to you after it's too late [ guy on phone ]
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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@christapeterso got nothing done once again today so i'm pinning it all on waking up completely cured tomorrow, fingers crossed
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Doctor: "you're one sick puppy." Me: God forbid I carry on my family's legacy mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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How to Be Productive While Sick
Open laptop.
Stare into space.
Close laptop.
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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a beautiful scene with mountains and hills and a beautiful reflective lake keep going. the universe isn't done messing with you yet. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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#satire
[pic of emt / nurses/doctors working on patient (it actually might be a practice dummy, can't tell] doctor interrupts code blue to ask if patient has tried yoga - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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@thelatestkate on Insta
a woman saying I'm (the following words are crossed out: not good, awful, struggling, breaking down, losing it, falling apart) I'm fine, thanks. @thelatestkate
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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@bendybunny.bsky.social
furiousgoldfish on tumblr As a person who spends a lot of time lying down and rarely does any kind of activities, I come off as someone who’s taking a lot of 'me' time, or a lot of 'resting' time. However I have to assert that any time I spend recovering from an activity is not 'me time' or 'resting time', it's the time that is stolen from me. I can’t do anything with this time. I am in pain, I can’t move, my activities are limited to 'hopelessly distracting myself so that I do not experience the full horror of what's going on in my body right now'. I don't even get to have 'me time' because of how much of the time is stolen from me. Bendy Bunny
February 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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[fire is the background] when i asked the universe for a smoking hot body, i didn't mean set me on fire. #flareday mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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the only preexisting condition I have is all of them mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Artist: @jess.a.creates on Insta/Threads
Artist: @jess.a.creates [pic of skeleton in flowers] none of my tasks are done - but i sure am
February 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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@preyanimalgf - yes the UK has free healthcare but you might die b4 a dr bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you @wrath_776 - in the US you get to pay large sums of money for the same experience
February 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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To avoid medical burnout, try the 30-30 rule. spend 30 minutes at the doctor's office and then disappear into the woods for 30 years. works like a charm. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I'm not saying my body's a bitch,
but she quietly adds 17 extra steps
to every single task.
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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when i joke around about my health issues and people start getting sad: [woman in old fashioned clothing] oh, shit, are you crying? why is everybody crying? mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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As shirts, mugs, etc here www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or here www.redbubble.com/people/Chron...
a black tee that says come with me and you'll see the wonders of random joint dislocation etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT/
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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[pic of dwight shrewt mad] you're busy with other patients? false. you're busy not calling me.
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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@maddypreneur on Insta
when you only have 40% and you give 40% you gave 100% [pic of a circle and it's filled 40% with water (your tank) and then a circle that is filled 100% with water (your effort)] Saurabh Bhatnagar @maddypreneur
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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a kids book that has the words changed - the kids are in a meadow and a girl has a sign that says 'let's pretend that everything isn't f*cked'
February 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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[pic of a cute cat sleeping in a bunch of blankets] the more doctors i meet, the more i appreciate my cat mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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She deserved it
@alecxace - Lady in office: you putting on weight! Me: I'm catching up to you! Now suddenly I'm the villain and how dare i say that. :(
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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[pic of woman snuggled up in blanket] if you need me i'll be snuggled up in a blanket on the couch pretending that my body doesn't hate me and that everything doesn't hurt
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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i think god's next test for me should be 'can she handle a ridiculous amount of health and well-being?!' mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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when i joke around about my health issues and people start getting sad: [woman in old fashioned clothing] oh, shit, are you crying? why is everybody crying? mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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#satire
[pic of cvs aisle] local cvs employee enjoys making you say 'suppository' in front of cool teens - mybodyistryingtokillme.com - satire
February 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM