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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
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body: we're sick today me: why? body: [guy making mean face saying 'i said we sick today']
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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rawrda on tumblr "This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that's comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn't understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don't forget it... whatever you want and/or need Don't let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don't need to prove each other anything"
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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@LizerReal - as i was being put under for my colonoscopy, i apparently announced to the room, "y'all are in for a real treat" and then passed out (3 crying emojis)
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Doctors only sit down when they’re about to ruin your day.
February 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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@cr3ss3li4 stop chatgpting ur symptoms, google it and convince yourself it's cancer like everyone else
February 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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the picture of maybe a cloud in front of a mountain - I can't tell - you're doing your best! and that's .... concerning mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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#satire
[pic of female security guard looking angry] woman successfully advocates for self; hospital security escorts 'difficult patient' from premises - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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I'm gonna say that this person is probably not going to recommend their doctor on Yelp [pic of cake with balloons on it and it says to all the doctors who told me I was crazy... eat a d*** :) mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Chronic illness comes with this quiet grief, where you miss who you used to be even though you’re still here. You remember the version of you who made plans without calculating energy or pain. It’s not just being sick, it’s mourning a self that felt lighter.
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Medical burnout is when you’re still going to appointments and doing what you’re supposed to do, but you’re completely drained inside. It’s the exhaustion of repeating your symptoms, waiting on results, and managing your body like it’s a full time job. It’s not just being sick, it’s being worn down by the nonstop effort of dealing with it. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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[famous meme with dog sitting in a room that has smoke and fire in it and he says 'this is fine' -someone is saying something from off panel and it's 'just try to ignore the fire. maybe you're faking the fire.' artist: KC Green Mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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The only way to react when somebody give you unsolicited medical advice [pic of puerson holding bird's beek] stop mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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a girl in the background with her chin on her fist oops! sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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I didn’t do anything today and it wiped me out.
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Deep in my bones, i need my doctor to rank me against her other patients mybodyistyringtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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[ a goose on his back and legs up] i'm doing my best & thats deeply concerning
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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I'm not 'battling chronic illnesses' or 'fighting my disorders'. they are, most definitely, beating the ever living f*ck out of me mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Artist: @jakelovesonions
let me forget to think about it and get back to you after it's too late [ guy on phone ]
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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just because i'm functioning doesn't mean i'm not struggling mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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me, after realizing i accidentally talked too much about my illness with people [pic of woman holding her mouth and making oh no eyes - why did i include lab values? - abort mission. abort mouth. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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#satire
1 woman is in a wheel chair and one woman is not and they are both smiling and laughing as they hold hands woman finally wins disability appeal after only mildly ruining entire life mybodyistryingtokillme.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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@disabeetled - reminder to all my disabled lovelies that 'gross' symptoms do not make you gross or lesser in any way. incontinence, vomiting, irritable bowels, or gastrointestinal issues shouldn't be as demonized as they are. you are real, valid, and loved. @chronicloveclub
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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@weiss_hadas - i'm going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything
February 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Medical insurance is like a hospital gown, you only think you're covered [pic of guy walking with his IV bag and his gown is open in the back
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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There should be laws against price gouging patients...it literally kills people.
@haircut_hippie - nodding in quiet horror as a patient explains she's inconsistent with her daily meds because 1 went from $41/mo to $450/mo, thus precipitating a hospital visit that will cost 6 - 7 figures
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM