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Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
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@jest_iris - sleeping isn't enough| I need to be factory reset
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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my immune system got run over by a reindeer etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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mildmayfoxe on tumblr people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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someone's ronald mcdonald tattoo that says 6 feet from the mcfuckin edge...
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ALL MY SYMPTOMS LEAVING MY BODY WHEN I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT [pic of spirit flying out of body]
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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i was led to believe there would be some sort of remedy [cat looking a little f-ed up] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Ok. Maybe there is such a thing as dumb questions.
@ironicsans - This amused me more than it probably should have. - How did people in the Middle Ages know what skeletons look like without X-ray machines? - answered - edit: i forgot about dead people in nostupidquestions
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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One key symptom of classic Fibromyalgia is feeling bombarded by sensory input that others barely register. Due to to an overactive fight or flight response, your body is perpetually hypervigilant and poised for an emergency.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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an illustration of a note taped up by @beth evang - i don't have any amazing words to make hard days with horrible stuff better you're naviagating it all the best u can, and i'm sitting with you today [2 people sitting with each other and a heart]
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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[pic of back of truck that says this container transports a disease which has no cure] my body carrying my chronic illness
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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i actually prefer tinnitus to toxic positivity - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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#satire
endearing ways to tell your doctor you had unprotected sex in an alley (reductress.com) - pic of woman patient talking to smiling doctor
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Friend: How can you always be sick. You cancel every one of our plans. Me: I'm chronically ill. C-H-R-O-N-I-C. Friend: But then why do you seem ok? You seem fine. Me: Looking healthy is just my party trick so I don't have to explain my whole deal to you. MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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>>Satire - I Am Currently Visualizing You Falling Into a Volcano," Thinks Chronically Ill Woman While Smiling At Advice Giver [pic of woman holding the should of a woman who's smiling as the other woman talks] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Who else gets fatigue so bad that when you lay down, it feels like you need to somehow lay down MORE? - bazaart
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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after the umbilical cord has been cut, a nurse spanks the baby for being uninsured (nurse spanking newborn's behind)
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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@catturd2 - fiber is for losers @catturd2 (later) - I'm in the the hospital with a bowel blockage. I'll give you more details tomorrow.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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1 - guy from it crowd (me) 'i'm disabled' @ - boss from it crowd (management) yelling at jen - 'are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?'
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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crapchronicles (tumblr) Me: *trying to to basic tasks* My body: *banging pots and pans together* Something is wrONG!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social - My first day day as a gynecologist: yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck. That will be $300.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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@giftofcalm •Someone 'checking in on you' Being believed Someone noticing when you get tired Getting out of bed and showered Comfy clothes that don't need ironing Someone checking accessibility before booking Someone picking up your prescription •When out in a group, walking at your pace People listening v's telling you what to do I saw *this* and thought of you' Cards and thoughtful little gifts in the post Non-physical compliments Meeting people going through similar things Small things that are big things when you live with chronic illness -
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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@diaryofasickgrl.bsky.social (follow her)
@diaryofasickgrl on twitter - As a chronically ill person I often accidentally steal from my future energy reserve. Whether n purpose (like attending something important) or on accident (like cleaning a little too much) but it can end up affecting the next day or the next WEEKS. It's hard for people to understand. But this is why I try so hard to pace myself even though I wish I could do more.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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@chronicillness.bsky.social - the purge but instead of killing people for 24 hours we get to talk to doctors the way they talk to us - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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[background is the wilderness and mountains] MAY START PRETENDING to THROW UP to GET OUT OF 'HAVE YOU TRIED YOGA' CONVERSATIONS -MyBodyISTryingTokiLlMe.com-
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Going to the doctor is so embarrassing. Everyone thinks you want to be alive - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM