Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
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Its wild to see members of the PLP say 'we simply wouldn't have won without McSweeney.' Lads, you were shooting fish in a very small mug. A magic 8 ball could orchestrate a win over 2024's tories. The reason you are facing an existential crisis right now tho is McSweeney.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Its wild to see members of the PLP say 'we simply wouldn't have won without McSweeney.' Lads, you were shooting fish in a very small mug. A magic 8 ball could orchestrate a win over 2024's tories. The reason you are facing an existential crisis right now tho is McSweeney.
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
Can you tweet something like
Labour MPs & party insiders tell me they’ve never seen Keir Starmer so angry as over Mandelson’s lies about Epstein links.
But those who know him well say that anger has now turned inwards. That Starmer is, above all else, a man of public service, and will be grappling with his conscious this w/e.
But those who know him well say that anger has now turned inwards. That Starmer is, above all else, a man of public service, and will be grappling with his conscious this w/e.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Can you tweet something like
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I will never understand how it wasn't obvious to everyone that crypto has no real function except speculation and crime
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I will never understand how it wasn't obvious to everyone that crypto has no real function except speculation and crime
Ireland won’t roll over at all tonight but they’ll lose. Likely heavily.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Ireland won’t roll over at all tonight but they’ll lose. Likely heavily.
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Live from Mandelson's house
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Live from Mandelson's house
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"I see him off Big Break's died."
Me (excitedly): "Really?"
"Yeah, the one with the beard."
Me:
Me (excitedly): "Really?"
"Yeah, the one with the beard."
Me:
a man is sitting on a swing with the words `` so close '' written below him .
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing with the words `` so close '' written below him .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 AM
"I see him off Big Break's died."
Me (excitedly): "Really?"
"Yeah, the one with the beard."
Me:
Me (excitedly): "Really?"
"Yeah, the one with the beard."
Me:
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Trump could not be more explicit about his intention to rig elections this year and in 2028
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Trump could not be more explicit about his intention to rig elections this year and in 2028
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Trump is pathetic. Closing down the Kennedy Center just to avoid the embarrassment of more artists snubbing him.
Kennedy Center to close for two years for renovations, Trump says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kennedy Center to close for two years for renovations, Trump says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kennedy Center to close for two years for renovations, Trump says
The move follows several artists cancelling performances after it was recently renamed the Trump Kennedy Center.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Trump is pathetic. Closing down the Kennedy Center just to avoid the embarrassment of more artists snubbing him.
Kennedy Center to close for two years for renovations, Trump says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kennedy Center to close for two years for renovations, Trump says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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The classic of the genre, from the British Daily Star:
On the left is a picture of, and a leering caption about, the 15 year old singer Charlotte Church
On the right, fire and brimstone about the perverts behind Brass Eye, and the "Paedogeddon" episode* corrupting the nation...
On the left is a picture of, and a leering caption about, the 15 year old singer Charlotte Church
On the right, fire and brimstone about the perverts behind Brass Eye, and the "Paedogeddon" episode* corrupting the nation...
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The classic of the genre, from the British Daily Star:
On the left is a picture of, and a leering caption about, the 15 year old singer Charlotte Church
On the right, fire and brimstone about the perverts behind Brass Eye, and the "Paedogeddon" episode* corrupting the nation...
On the left is a picture of, and a leering caption about, the 15 year old singer Charlotte Church
On the right, fire and brimstone about the perverts behind Brass Eye, and the "Paedogeddon" episode* corrupting the nation...
Some moments of major class got us out of the hole of a patchy performance against a good, in-form team. Thank fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Some moments of major class got us out of the hole of a patchy performance against a good, in-form team. Thank fuck.
Show some bollocks and go and win it now then United.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Show some bollocks and go and win it now then United.
Cool pen the fucking wanker.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Cool pen the fucking wanker.
Fucking beautiful. He’s some player, Cunha.
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Fucking beautiful. He’s some player, Cunha.
Threatened Dalot with murder yesterday and he’s been one of our better players. So far at least.
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Threatened Dalot with murder yesterday and he’s been one of our better players. So far at least.
BREAKING: Paul said to be ‘satisfied’ with United’s first-half efforts. More to follow.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
BREAKING: Paul said to be ‘satisfied’ with United’s first-half efforts. More to follow.
He’s pulling the shirt off him before he gets the toe on it so does it go back for a free-kick?
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
He’s pulling the shirt off him before he gets the toe on it so does it go back for a free-kick?