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Paul M 🤠
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Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
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Finished the painting of the dog anyway lads. In a frame on the wall now.
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Fuck cancer. 48 years old. Bloody hell.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Adding Pam Bondi to the sociopath list. Shrieking fucking oddball.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Chipping in from his tax haven home of Monaco. Fucking bigoted wanker.
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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I found out today that he's raised 6k for a charity that makes wigs for kids with cancer and he's donating his hair so I changed my tune. I'm all for him.
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I can’t be the only one who finds this whole attention-seeking bollocks with the hair tedious in the extreme?
The wait continues
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I know midfield requires attention but we need two proper full-backs in the summer, especially if Dorgu isn’t going to play there. And put Dalot in the bin, any bin, anywhere, just get him away from me.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Clutch that point close as we were absolutely fucking shite.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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You Šešky thing.
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is fucking painful from United.
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
That cross from Kobbie is beautiful. But he’s offside.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Shaw at fault twice. Martinez dithering and not closing. Comedy of errors.
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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At Fulham once we got awarded a penalty against Arsenal and then the ref changed his mind. Bloke behind shouted, “you sir, are dishonest!”

An absolute monocle dropper moment.
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Sesko might be a good option in a game like this. Bit of presence in the box, lump some crosses in, play off the seconds. Might drop them a bit deeper too.

Hashtag tactics.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Dalot, every week. Fuck. Off.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Some pretty stuff from United but all fairly blunt and mostly in front of them. Need to run beyond more, stretch West Ham a bit.
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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NEW | On Wes Streeting’s late-in-the-day denunciation of Mandelson…

WES STREETING’S MARIAH CAREY METHOD

Just how stupid does the cabinet minister think we are as he denies the extent of his relationship with Peter Mandelson? Very.

brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/wes-street...
Wes Streeting's Mariah Carey method
Just how stupid does the cabinet minister think we are as he denies the extent of his relationship with Peter Mandelson? Very.
brokenbottleboy.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I know politics sets an ankle-height bar generally, but Streeting is an absolute fucking weasel.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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A calculator that’s also a lighter, AND an alarm clock!? You can’t get more convenient than the Casio QL-10, at least in 1981 when it was released! Nowadays we have calculators and alarm clocks on our phones, bring back the lighters! 🔥📱😅
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Through a logistics issue I just had tea without milk and.....it's quite nice!
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
All Seattle aren’t we? West is best and Robert Kraft is a honking Trump head.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Its wild to see members of the PLP say 'we simply wouldn't have won without McSweeney.' Lads, you were shooting fish in a very small mug. A magic 8 ball could orchestrate a win over 2024's tories. The reason you are facing an existential crisis right now tho is McSweeney.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM