Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
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I don't think these people are well. I'm not trying to be glib about mental heath or let these chuds of the hook or anything. But I can't read stuff like this and accept that the american-right's psyche is fully intact.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I don't think these people are well. I'm not trying to be glib about mental heath or let these chuds of the hook or anything. But I can't read stuff like this and accept that the american-right's psyche is fully intact.
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Hypocrite, racist, Brexit cunt.
(Him, not you)
(Him, not you)
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Hypocrite, racist, Brexit cunt.
(Him, not you)
(Him, not you)
A contender for most non-apologetic 'sorry' in history. Utter fucking crawling wanker.
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
A contender for most non-apologetic 'sorry' in history. Utter fucking crawling wanker.
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If the PM reckons Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for spreading this exact same lie, should the Home Office apologise too, or? 🤨
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
If the PM reckons Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for spreading this exact same lie, should the Home Office apologise too, or? 🤨
Just ate my porridge right out of the saucepan to demonstrate my rugged, no-nonsense, no-holds-barred approach to creative copywriting.
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Just ate my porridge right out of the saucepan to demonstrate my rugged, no-nonsense, no-holds-barred approach to creative copywriting.
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Larry Rivers, The Last Civil War Veteran, 1959
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135117
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135117
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Larry Rivers, The Last Civil War Veteran, 1959
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135117
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135117
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Finished the painting of the dog anyway lads. In a frame on the wall now.
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Finished the painting of the dog anyway lads. In a frame on the wall now.
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Fuck cancer. 48 years old. Bloody hell.
I was always Team Pacey but without Van Der Beek, DAWSON'S CREEK wouldn't be what it was. 48 is too damn young. Fuck cancer.
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
James Van Der Beek, ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Star, Dies at 48
James Van Der Beek, who was known for playing Dawson Leary on "Dawson's Creek" and for numerous other TV and film roles, has died. He was 48.
variety.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Fuck cancer. 48 years old. Bloody hell.
Adding Pam Bondi to the sociopath list. Shrieking fucking oddball.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Adding Pam Bondi to the sociopath list. Shrieking fucking oddball.
Chipping in from his tax haven home of Monaco. Fucking bigoted wanker.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Chipping in from his tax haven home of Monaco. Fucking bigoted wanker.
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I found out today that he's raised 6k for a charity that makes wigs for kids with cancer and he's donating his hair so I changed my tune. I'm all for him.
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I found out today that he's raised 6k for a charity that makes wigs for kids with cancer and he's donating his hair so I changed my tune. I'm all for him.
I can’t be the only one who finds this whole attention-seeking bollocks with the hair tedious in the extreme?
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I can’t be the only one who finds this whole attention-seeking bollocks with the hair tedious in the extreme?
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
I know midfield requires attention but we need two proper full-backs in the summer, especially if Dorgu isn’t going to play there. And put Dalot in the bin, any bin, anywhere, just get him away from me.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I know midfield requires attention but we need two proper full-backs in the summer, especially if Dorgu isn’t going to play there. And put Dalot in the bin, any bin, anywhere, just get him away from me.
Clutch that point close as we were absolutely fucking shite.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Clutch that point close as we were absolutely fucking shite.
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This is fucking painful from United.
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This is fucking painful from United.
That cross from Kobbie is beautiful. But he’s offside.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
That cross from Kobbie is beautiful. But he’s offside.
Shaw at fault twice. Martinez dithering and not closing. Comedy of errors.
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Shaw at fault twice. Martinez dithering and not closing. Comedy of errors.
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At Fulham once we got awarded a penalty against Arsenal and then the ref changed his mind. Bloke behind shouted, “you sir, are dishonest!”
An absolute monocle dropper moment.
An absolute monocle dropper moment.
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
At Fulham once we got awarded a penalty against Arsenal and then the ref changed his mind. Bloke behind shouted, “you sir, are dishonest!”
An absolute monocle dropper moment.
An absolute monocle dropper moment.
Sesko might be a good option in a game like this. Bit of presence in the box, lump some crosses in, play off the seconds. Might drop them a bit deeper too.
Hashtag tactics.
Hashtag tactics.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Sesko might be a good option in a game like this. Bit of presence in the box, lump some crosses in, play off the seconds. Might drop them a bit deeper too.
Hashtag tactics.
Hashtag tactics.
Dalot, every week. Fuck. Off.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Dalot, every week. Fuck. Off.