Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social
Eccentric millionaire, former child rapper, octuple threat, and philanthropist, TD Ward.
Stoke City second in the bloody league. Goodness me.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stoke City second in the bloody league. Goodness me.
Fuck you Nathan Jones!
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fuck you Nathan Jones!
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I updated his Discogs artist snap
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I updated his Discogs artist snap
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Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
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LOOK OUT! CLIFFS!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
LOOK OUT! CLIFFS!
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I think Cliff might actually be churning these out under duress. This is basically a hostage photo. Bloke's knackered.
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think Cliff might actually be churning these out under duress. This is basically a hostage photo. Bloke's knackered.
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Me to the BBC this Christmas:
"ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW MORECAMBE AND WISE?"
"ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW MORECAMBE AND WISE?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me to the BBC this Christmas:
"ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW MORECAMBE AND WISE?"
"ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW MORECAMBE AND WISE?"
I'll always been baffled when you've got people like Linehan, and JKR, who have created some of the most loved creative things of the last quarter a century.
And you then end up dedicating your time to hate posting and harassing 17 year olds and campaigning against a marginalised group. Deranged.
And you then end up dedicating your time to hate posting and harassing 17 year olds and campaigning against a marginalised group. Deranged.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'll always been baffled when you've got people like Linehan, and JKR, who have created some of the most loved creative things of the last quarter a century.
And you then end up dedicating your time to hate posting and harassing 17 year olds and campaigning against a marginalised group. Deranged.
And you then end up dedicating your time to hate posting and harassing 17 year olds and campaigning against a marginalised group. Deranged.
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
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“Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
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*At lunch with a snake*
Me: How's your jaw?
Snake:
Me: How's your jaw?
Snake:
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*At lunch with a snake*
Me: How's your jaw?
Snake:
Me: How's your jaw?
Snake:
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I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
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An unforgettable episode of Homes Under the Hammer awaits
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
An unforgettable episode of Homes Under the Hammer awaits
Anyone want to buy the flat roof murder house for a just under a million quid?
They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
www.rightmove.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Anyone want to buy the flat roof murder house for a just under a million quid?
First mince pie of the season. I haven't fully Stepped into Christmas yet, but I've certainly dipped a toe into it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
First mince pie of the season. I haven't fully Stepped into Christmas yet, but I've certainly dipped a toe into it.
He's genuinely pathetic. He's so deeply unfunny he dreams of being able to use his phone to roast people in real time and use, probably, racist and ablest language.
He might be the least funny person to ever live.
He might be the least funny person to ever live.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
He's genuinely pathetic. He's so deeply unfunny he dreams of being able to use his phone to roast people in real time and use, probably, racist and ablest language.
He might be the least funny person to ever live.
He might be the least funny person to ever live.
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Starmer-stans inevitable response to the coming budget 🤣🙌🏻
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Starmer-stans inevitable response to the coming budget 🤣🙌🏻
Fucking YES
“Killer (feat. Seal)” by Adamski #nowplaying #6music
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fucking YES
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