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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · Jan 2

Traitor: I just don’t know who the traitors are.

[a weird breathy acoustic version of The Vengabus is Coming plays for no reason]

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 2d

Claudia getting her day's steps in?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 2d

Charlotte Church tho

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 2d

Love this. Love that a) the story is literally just about a bloke being really tall and b) the headline.

Fantastic stuff.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Hateful stuff. It was even on the football over the weekend. Number of corners - provided by Co Pilot.

Wtf? Can't someone just count them?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Hahaha

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Greggggg Wallace is doing fine, why?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly, fuck offffff. Can't we do ANYTHING without having this shit thrust into our faces?

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Mental isn't it?!

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

"For the headline, I'm thinking just 'Jilly Cooper, 1937 - 2025', or maybe the tribute from Queen Camilla. Something like that?"
"Hang on, she wrote about shagging n' that didn't she?! Let's go with 'ROMP in Peace'
'Isn't that a bit crass? Romp isn't even a pun on RIP'
"TITS, SHAGGING. RUMPY PUMPY"

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three spooks pam 🎃 @threesteakspam.bsky.social · 4d

schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are

a drawing of paddington up a lamppost holding a flag with what looks like the ghost of queen elizabeth II holding the ladder firm

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SpookyPinky 🎃👻🦇 @sminkypinky.bsky.social · 3d

Bromley Felixstowe Rotherham dartford!

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Fantastic stuff

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

This is his way of spreading his crime spree over hundreds of miles

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Planned it with vibes not maps

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, class that.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

The more you look at this, the madder it gets. The sheer volume. The unhinged route. What's your favourite sequence?

Mines Basildon - Nottingham - Guildford on consecutive nights

Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 4d

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 4d

Thought a carefully maintained and managed scoring system, here is my top 20.

I forgot about Strong about halfway through this. So... Anyway. Science.