🎵 Harv the Herald Angels 🎵
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
Zoom and enhance.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
Zoom and enhance.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
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Thinking of changing my name to Mental Lee Ill Harvey
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Do better than you did in the past, you can handle that.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Do better than you did in the past, you can handle that.
What's worse: people holding lapel mics and talking into them on portrait-shot videos, or people having phone conversations blasting through their 11 speaker car stereos?
Discuss that amongst yourselves while I drive home.
I look forward to your conclusions! x
Discuss that amongst yourselves while I drive home.
I look forward to your conclusions! x
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What's worse: people holding lapel mics and talking into them on portrait-shot videos, or people having phone conversations blasting through their 11 speaker car stereos?
Discuss that amongst yourselves while I drive home.
I look forward to your conclusions! x
Discuss that amongst yourselves while I drive home.
I look forward to your conclusions! x
Quite frightening how often my brain says to me "Peter, you've lost the news!" My name is Lee
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Quite frightening how often my brain says to me "Peter, you've lost the news!" My name is Lee
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The best response to anger is screeching
November 14, 2023 at 12:29 AM
The best response to anger is screeching
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WD-40 but it’s my bra size
They keep saying Tom Heyho (don't know how you spell it) on the radio, and it's the most hobbit ass sounding name ever
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They keep saying Tom Heyho (don't know how you spell it) on the radio, and it's the most hobbit ass sounding name ever
The teen said she saw a guy who looked exactly like Lewis Capaldi but had He-Man's hair. Then she sent me this. Been laughing at it for two days. Apple/tree distance: negligible
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The teen said she saw a guy who looked exactly like Lewis Capaldi but had He-Man's hair. Then she sent me this. Been laughing at it for two days. Apple/tree distance: negligible
Gonna disengage the broken husk that is my brain this evening by watching all the football games at the same time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Gonna disengage the broken husk that is my brain this evening by watching all the football games at the same time.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Sam Altman should get ChatGPT to tell him about the cloth and wire monkey mothers
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sam Altman should get ChatGPT to tell him about the cloth and wire monkey mothers
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Come milk my hands I put on too much lotion
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Come milk my hands I put on too much lotion
I think you may be nosy, but it's none of my business
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think you may be nosy, but it's none of my business
I cannot bring myself to care what Quentin Tarantino thinks about things
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I cannot bring myself to care what Quentin Tarantino thinks about things
TIL lampreys are the oldest vertebrates. They very much look like a first draft too.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
TIL lampreys are the oldest vertebrates. They very much look like a first draft too.
Biblically accurate gingerbread men
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Biblically accurate gingerbread men
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I should be able to sue the tobacco company for false advertising. They promised me an early death.
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I should be able to sue the tobacco company for false advertising. They promised me an early death.
Paul Daniels had the number plate MAG 1C, which was sold illegally, and my old man, who worked in cherished numbers in the DVLA, was an expert witness in the court case. Wasn't just Daniels' number plate, they had a whole scam going.
Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Paul Daniels had the number plate MAG 1C, which was sold illegally, and my old man, who worked in cherished numbers in the DVLA, was an expert witness in the court case. Wasn't just Daniels' number plate, they had a whole scam going.
This watch featured heavily in a Transformers book that I got for Christmas one year. Still want one.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This watch featured heavily in a Transformers book that I got for Christmas one year. Still want one.
Hegemony and segue both needs slap
Thank you to the lovely audience member at @hayfestival who shared that her daughter had once corrected her pronunciation of ‘epiphany’ and told her it should of course be ‘epi-fanny’.
Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?
Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hegemony and segue both needs slap
Think I've crashed from the mania.
I phoned the crisis team on two of their secret phone numbers, no one has called me back like they said they would.
Fun.
I phoned the crisis team on two of their secret phone numbers, no one has called me back like they said they would.
Fun.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Think I've crashed from the mania.
I phoned the crisis team on two of their secret phone numbers, no one has called me back like they said they would.
Fun.
I phoned the crisis team on two of their secret phone numbers, no one has called me back like they said they would.
Fun.
But she's, like, SO Raven
Raven-Symoné opens up about being ‘triggered’ by people calling her ‘Raven’
Raven-Symoné opens up about being ‘triggered’ by people calling her ‘Raven’
Raven-Symoné has been a household name for decades, but she says there is one part of her moniker that “triggers” her when fans use it.
on.nbc10.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
But she's, like, SO Raven
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skibidi toilet, must you keep rolling
flowing into the night? 🎶
flowing into the night? 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
skibidi toilet, must you keep rolling
flowing into the night? 🎶
flowing into the night? 🎶
PTA Christmas do
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
PTA Christmas do