Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
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Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

(Still not a 🐿️)

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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I posted before I caught up on my notifications and now my whole day is out of order
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
currently warming my hands on a heater floor vent so i don't develop frostbite level cold rn
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Had 5 rabbits eating and playing in my back yard last night at the same time, which is the closest thing to a party i've been to since i moved here
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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People are like "bear with me" and then they don't even have a bear with them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Doing stuff is lava
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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If you loved me you'd get me this.
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
To my new followers and moots, i promise I'm funnier when it's not 2 degrees F outside...

...ok not funnier, but i def post more jokes
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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spend time with people who feel like sunshine
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Samuel L. Jackson on board game night: “we gotta get these mother fucking snakes away from these mother fucking ladders!”
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I do love footprints in the snow to prove we are surrounded by more wildlife than we realize
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Huge if true
Norway and Denmark are different countries.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Its kinda crazy how many things can change in the span of a year.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I’m getting two digit likes on my posts so I’m basically famous now
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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the microwave has magical powers beyond human comprehension
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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somebody should pet me there should be petting
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Sometimes i prefer it when my phone screen starts to glitch during yt videos...

like i'm a kid with my portable tv again 🥰
a television with a blue screen sits on a table next to a can of soda that says 80
Alt: a portable television with a blue screen sits on a small nightstand next to a can of soda showing fancy puppets on the screen
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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A.I. should be criminalized just so we don't have to see any more goddamned a.i. renders of this administration's chucklefucks doing weird ass shit. What the actual fuck goes through your brain when you give the prompts?
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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disappointed when i successfully crossed a pegasus with a unicorn and just ended up with a regular horse
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I know things are bad, everyone, but at least we are not still on Twitter.
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
*gets jump scared while scrolling by an autoplay video playing in my headphones on the counter behind me*
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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BING
BOP
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOP
BAM
don’t mind me, just watching this on repeat for an hour at a time
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Kindness can go a long way, but so can a flaming arrow.
It's best to carry both with you on your travels.
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I miss crystal cove and saw this post, so making it a mini chain

Share photos if you got em! ❤️

bc i know i have so cal moots
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
*insert format joke here*

(me, probably)
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM