Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sixth Sense Degree Murder: when i murder you so good that you don't even know you're dead 💀
We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sixth Sense Degree Murder: when i murder you so good that you don't even know you're dead 💀
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What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
Parker agreed with this one a lot and asked that i quote post it with: same, girl, same 🐾
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Parker agreed with this one a lot and asked that i quote post it with: same, girl, same 🐾
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friendly reminder that we are all strangers and there is more to us/our stories than what we share on the internet
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
friendly reminder that we are all strangers and there is more to us/our stories than what we share on the internet
My cat Parker just liked a skeet by banging his head into my hand. I agree tho, so... *shrug*
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My cat Parker just liked a skeet by banging his head into my hand. I agree tho, so... *shrug*
Ever since i left L.A. no one ever tells me where the planets are and why that's bad. Wtf, guys?!
Do you not even care what happens to me?!
Do you not even care what happens to me?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ever since i left L.A. no one ever tells me where the planets are and why that's bad. Wtf, guys?!
Do you not even care what happens to me?!
Do you not even care what happens to me?!
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Spiders giggle when they run away from you
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Spiders giggle when they run away from you
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one thing about me is i will post anything that pops into my head as long as it’s annoying enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
one thing about me is i will post anything that pops into my head as long as it’s annoying enough
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I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
Warning:⚠️ violations of this ordinance have been noted and citations will be issued in the next few days
To contest this: you can not
To contest this: you can not
from now on all kissing is censored in everything unless i get a kiss too
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Warning:⚠️ violations of this ordinance have been noted and citations will be issued in the next few days
To contest this: you can not
To contest this: you can not
Gonna delete some "bangers" and leave the "flops" bc you all need to acquire a more rare and sophisticated palette 🫖🥄✨
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gonna delete some "bangers" and leave the "flops" bc you all need to acquire a more rare and sophisticated palette 🫖🥄✨
The world is clearly too confusing for me today. Over and out.
Be back tomorrowish✨
Be back tomorrowish✨
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The world is clearly too confusing for me today. Over and out.
Be back tomorrowish✨
Be back tomorrowish✨
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I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
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Hot dragons in your locked car are begging to get out. Also they have your wallet.
April 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hot dragons in your locked car are begging to get out. Also they have your wallet.
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Great, now I have to pee.”
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getting 100% of my blood replaced with glowstick juice in the procedure of a lifetime
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
getting 100% of my blood replaced with glowstick juice in the procedure of a lifetime
I have no jokes today. No refunds
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have no jokes today. No refunds
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I hope this email finds you flipping your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
i hope this email finds you soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
through an endless diamond sky
through an endless diamond sky
i hope this email finds you chillin with Nemo
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I hope this email finds you flipping your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
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snakes? on YOUR plane? it's more likely than you think.
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
snakes? on YOUR plane? it's more likely than you think.
CLICK HERE
CLICK HERE
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Hamsters happen when a squirrel loves a marshmallow too much✨
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hamsters happen when a squirrel loves a marshmallow too much✨
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I feels this!
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I feels this!
Comedy PSA: If you're making fun of someone else for being old, fat, a woman, struggling with mental or physical health, lgbt+, racial stereotypes, etc, it doesn't matter WHO it is, that's NOT punching down. Bc your SPECIFIC joke doesn't JUST impact them. Thank you. Back to jokes now. I promise✨
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Comedy PSA: If you're making fun of someone else for being old, fat, a woman, struggling with mental or physical health, lgbt+, racial stereotypes, etc, it doesn't matter WHO it is, that's NOT punching down. Bc your SPECIFIC joke doesn't JUST impact them. Thank you. Back to jokes now. I promise✨
Guys, i left the house today. I even bought a small potted Christmas tree and decorated it. And a mini lite brite
Is my life fixed now? Did it work?
Is my life fixed now? Did it work?
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Guys, i left the house today. I even bought a small potted Christmas tree and decorated it. And a mini lite brite
Is my life fixed now? Did it work?
Is my life fixed now? Did it work?