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Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

(Still not a 🐿️)

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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Your average medieval peasant would be lucky to see one TikTok in their entire life
November 9, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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Whenever I hear "pizza is on the house" I think of Breaking Bad.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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*eating cotton candy and drinking a coke* I don't know why but my teeth hurt
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I mentioned to two ppl on here that i dreamt about pizza last night and now suddenly my feed is almost all pizza

not complaining
a woman in a pink jacket is giving a thumbs up and says " i legitimately love eating pizza "
Alt: Melissa McCarthy in a pink jacket says " i legitimately love eating pizza " in the snl skit where she pitches her million dollar pizza eating business
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
How my feed sounds to me right now:

sports
something about bears 🐼
sports
president bad ‼️
sports
Bears having heart attacks oh no! 🐻
basketball now maybe? idk
sports
✨JOKE✨🤗
sports
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I also want to fly away w a regular rabbit 🐰 and her mom 💕
Top of the charts at my house today
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
my life currently needs both more razzle and more dazzle
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My cats:
wake up wake up wake up it's time to get up and start your day! *walks back and forth on my face crying* 🙀

Same cats 1-2hrs later:
NAP TIME! Come nap with us...😻
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
relatable
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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i am cute and sweet and kind and doing my absolute best
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
uh oh. phone battery at 24%. goodbye world...

(my charger is upstairs, so)
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
*sadly whispers into the abyss*

i want candy...
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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fear the wrath of my whimsy!!
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
what everyone says who gets an email from me 🤗✨

you're welcome
You ever get one email from someone and realize immediately that they’re batshit insane
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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mentally i'm here✨✨🌙
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
a lot of you need to use your mute and unfollow buttons more often

you don't need to be so angry at each

just make them disappear 🪄✨🫠
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Happy Extra Special Fanciful Friday honorary 10/10 score birthday trophy for Goose. I have it on good authority that she is currently in a birthday hat, so this is allowed ✨🏆✨💕
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
10/10 officers fanciful Friday score! Initially rated as a 9/10 before realizing the glittery mature of the bedazzling✨

Sincerest apologies!!! please accept this 🤗🏆✨💕🧁
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
A traveling mouse in a hat and coat on a quest in a burrow is a 10/10 fanciful friday score! Congratulations 🏆✨
January 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Me
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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The star still waiting on your wishes.
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s (any century)

Originally pub. In 1697
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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mais je ne veux pas me lever. je suis seulement une petite souris et le plancher du château est trop froid. je suis triste car le fromage est hanté et les hiboux extraterrestres ont mon hoodie. aussi, je crois que les loups sont retournés ❄️🐁🦉🐺
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 AM