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Dan the booluga

@icantshutup.bsky.social

130 followers 33 following 2.1K posts

Certified yapper I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊 https://ngl.link/icantshutup

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 7d

The data doesn’t lie 😂

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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 1d

Cannot be unseen

A screenshot presumably originally from Twitter but seen by me on Facebook, original Twitter comedian lost to the mists of time, of a TIME magazine front cover, showing Harry and Meghan staring into the camera, Harry standing behind her with his hands on her shoulders, and the comedic caption reads:

This looks like Harry is her hairdresser looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 17h

Wise words from Socrates

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 21h

My boy is all grown up 🥹

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 21h

@blerrycat1.bsky.social 😂😂

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 21h

@blerrycat1.bsky.social 😂😂

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

a man standing in front of a red brick wall

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

😂😂😂

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve seen a lot of nvm that shit sucks posts lol

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

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Mo @beg4mo.bsky.social · 1d

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

a close up of a hamster with its mouth open and a pink nose .

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

Mastodon sucks everybody that went there is coming back here lol

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

They all look the same

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

two men are standing next to each other with the words let 's not get carried away here

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 22h

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 23h

Infinite sleep glitch

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

Had to get therapy cuz of unprotected vex

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

Had to fire up my cauldron cuz of unprotected hex

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

had to ask for subtitles cuz of unprojected text

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

I had to buy head and shoulders cuz i had unprotected flecks

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 1d

Had to go to Lowe’s for some waterproof coating cause I had unprotected decks

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

i have to go to the doctor
and get new glasses cuz
i had unprotected specs

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 1d

If you eat hard cookies you’re a monster soft cookies are the way to go!!!!!

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 1d

Cheesecake - plain with fresh strawberries
Cookies - brown butter chocolate chip, chewy center
Pancakes - crispy edges
Chicken - flats

Rhy Rhy the Undefeated @rhylikethebread.blacksky.app · 1d

What’s your type?

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