Dan the red nosed beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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It’s the season to be holly
Holly:
Holly:
a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim "
ALT: a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim "
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November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s the season to be holly
Holly:
Holly:
Guys tell @blerrycat1.bsky.social to stay away from my Christmas tree this season
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Guys tell @blerrycat1.bsky.social to stay away from my Christmas tree this season
B r e d
Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
B r e d
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
Ohhhh ok
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ohhhh ok
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Forget about post Malone I wanna know where pre Malone is
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Forget about post Malone I wanna know where pre Malone is
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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doordash mom’s home cooking when
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
doordash mom’s home cooking when
Hear me out…
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hear me out…
Happy late thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Happy late thanksgiving
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Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
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November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
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"You'll be visited by 3 spirits.."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits.."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
That is one talented cat
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That is one talented cat
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I love the week before Thanksgiving cuz I ain’t cooking shit. You hungry? Go find something, this bitch is off the clock till Wednesday night.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love the week before Thanksgiving cuz I ain’t cooking shit. You hungry? Go find something, this bitch is off the clock till Wednesday night.
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What do you call a carnivorous weather person?
A meat-eater-ologist.
A meat-eater-ologist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What do you call a carnivorous weather person?
A meat-eater-ologist.
A meat-eater-ologist.
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
1 point if it hits his face and slides into his mouth
2 points if it goes right in
2 points if it goes right in
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
1 point if it hits his face and slides into his mouth
2 points if it goes right in
2 points if it goes right in
Guys they’re selling cats at Safeway!!! 🛒🏃♂️💨😂
I keep finding the weirdest things for sale at Safeway lately
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Guys they’re selling cats at Safeway!!! 🛒🏃♂️💨😂
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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girl u know i don’t
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
girl u know i don’t
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