Blerrbaster
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm
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Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
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Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
Pinned
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60% decorating for Christmas, 40% shouting "excuse me" at the cat.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
60% decorating for Christmas, 40% shouting "excuse me" at the cat.
He's a 10 but he barks at cats
He’s a 10 but he calls it his seed
Hes a 10 but has a racecar bed and makes vroom vroom noises when we have sex
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He's a 10 but he barks at cats
Cat of Bluesky Calendar
Man of Bluesky Calendar
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cat of Bluesky Calendar
Resting Blerr Face
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Resting Blerr Face
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sometimes, i meow
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
sometimes, i meow
horror movie name ideas
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
horror movie name ideas Top 10:
- The Creepening
- Scared on Scary Street
- Kill House of Horror
- The Creepening
- Don't Move And Nobody Gets Hurt
- The Guys
- Pretty much any old person name like: Gertrude, Horace, Marvin
- The Creepening
- Death
- Hockey Masked Killer Named Jaceson
- The Creepening
- Scared on Scary Street
- Kill House of Horror
- The Creepening
- Don't Move And Nobody Gets Hurt
- The Guys
- Pretty much any old person name like: Gertrude, Horace, Marvin
- The Creepening
- Death
- Hockey Masked Killer Named Jaceson
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
horror movie name ideas
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
I have no hands, and I must ball twist!
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have no hands, and I must ball twist!
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Ya ever go to slow-blink a cat but then you accidentally fall asleep and so the cat falls madly in love with you?
Yeah me either
Yeah me either
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ya ever go to slow-blink a cat but then you accidentally fall asleep and so the cat falls madly in love with you?
Yeah me either
Yeah me either
U R Cool youtube.com/watch?v=gxRq...
Jonathan Bree - You're So Cool
YouTube video by Lil' Chief Records
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
U R Cool youtube.com/watch?v=gxRq...
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Post famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Post famous bathroom scene
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apparently it's hard to get big cats to listen to handlers, but it's pretty easy to get them to listen to dogs who listen to handlers 🤓
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
apparently it's hard to get big cats to listen to handlers, but it's pretty easy to get them to listen to dogs who listen to handlers 🤓
I can't wait for the Christmas bunny to come down the chimney & leave us giant turkeys stuffed with eggs under the tree!
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I can't wait for the Christmas bunny to come down the chimney & leave us giant turkeys stuffed with eggs under the tree!
Keeping a chip on my shoulder now so I can snack on my my bitterness later
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Keeping a chip on my shoulder now so I can snack on my my bitterness later
Drunk me: "Where is my penis?"
Sober me: "Where is my penis?"
Sober me: "Where is my penis?"
Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Drunk me: "Where is my penis?"
Sober me: "Where is my penis?"
Sober me: "Where is my penis?"
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I love when my cats snore
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love when my cats snore
8. I loathe ham! *runs away from pitchfork mob
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
8. I loathe ham! *runs away from pitchfork mob
Gm, who's up waiting to get stuffed and mashed?
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Gm, who's up waiting to get stuffed and mashed?
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"itll be good for us each to have our own rooms to do our thing in" -woman who took for granted the way her cat would slowly circuit between them and weave the house together
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"itll be good for us each to have our own rooms to do our thing in" -woman who took for granted the way her cat would slowly circuit between them and weave the house together