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GerBear
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"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
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Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
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Hey...

...GM 🖤
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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If the occasion calls for me to leave my house, and worse, wear underwear, then you're not getting me at my best. That's just a trade-off you have to accept I'm afraid.
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
@chelchell.bsky.social my personal shoutout today is to you. Things will get better. It will take time, but it will happen. Just be patient. I hope your appointment went well and I hope you got the answers you were waiting for. 💙💙
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Got fired from my job at lululemon for pitching a line of yoga pants with Twice As Much Camel Toe™
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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If nobody told your ass today.
You're enough.
You're amazing
You're appreciated.
We're glad you're still with us. Let's keep it going
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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After the way things have been going, I’m not at all surprised Punxsutawney Phil popped out and saw his name in the Epstein Files.
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Janet Jackson's nipple ring walked so Chappell Roan's nipple ring could run
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What's better than 1 Bruno Mars? 5 Bruno Mars, thats what
youtu.be/mrV8kK5t0V8?...
Bruno Mars - I Just Might [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Bruno Mars
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Eat shit and bark at the moon
Some people tell you to eat shit and die, but I ask only that you eat shit. Once you have eaten shit, I wish you no further harm
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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On Golden Pond would’ve been a better name for a porn than a love story.
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Somewhere out there is a person named William Nilly.
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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this is where I post from if you even care
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Lol @ the ALT text 🤣
I'M
AN
AMERICAN BADASS IN A 4X4
MY PRESIDENT'S A DUDE
WHO SHITS HIS DRAWERS
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Me living in so Fl seeing temps dip below 70: omg! Get the parka!

Me living in WNC mountain seeing temps reach upper 30s: omg! There’s a heatwave coming!
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Got kicked out of the spelling bee for spelling 'water' V-O-D-K-A
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
LMAO!! Omg @justducky.bsky.social have you seen this one??
“One duck, please.”
“Plain or fancy?”
“Fancy, please.”
“Coming right up.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Please share I’m homeless and this is an emergency for me. I’m exhausted, freezing, and begging for help. I need $100 to get a room and escape this cold. Please if anyone can help or share, I desperately need a miracle. ❄️💔🙏 allmylinks.com/ienbean
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Just like Jason Derulo sings his own name in every one of his songs.
How many times has Bieber sang the word "baby" in his career? It's in every song.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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I’ve been playing around with hearing aids

Today was the first time I used the bathroom while wearing them

Not a good place for a jump scare
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I start my day the same way I put on my pants.

One leg in, one leg caught, falling, and bouncing off the furniture.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM