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"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
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@grrreee.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
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Buttplug
What do you stuff a turkey with? Wrong answers only
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Buttplug
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It's crazy to think back in the day people were moshing to Camptown Races
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's crazy to think back in the day people were moshing to Camptown Races
Thinking back to the time Gronk did a PSA about not eating Tide pods.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thinking back to the time Gronk did a PSA about not eating Tide pods.
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He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
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Hey y'all. I recently had an ER visit and my copay is insane. If any of you can help out, I've started a gofundme. Thank you for any help you can give. Ilu ❤️
gofund.me/8a689f5d8
gofund.me/8a689f5d8
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hey y'all. I recently had an ER visit and my copay is insane. If any of you can help out, I've started a gofundme. Thank you for any help you can give. Ilu ❤️
gofund.me/8a689f5d8
gofund.me/8a689f5d8
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Another one
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Another one
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Nobody fucks the POlice any more and that makes me sad
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nobody fucks the POlice any more and that makes me sad
Good ole penis nose
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good ole penis nose
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Help, I’m chunky and I can’t stop eating
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Help, I’m chunky and I can’t stop eating
Is this dude gumby?
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is this dude gumby?
Tom Hanks branded underwear called Hanky's Panties.
Now in thong!
Now in thong!
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tom Hanks branded underwear called Hanky's Panties.
Now in thong!
Now in thong!
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Purple is just red when it has the blues.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Purple is just red when it has the blues.
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Hes a 10 but hes a KC Chiefs fan.
She's a 10 but she yells hooray during sex
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hes a 10 but hes a KC Chiefs fan.
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The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
Im wheezing!!! 😆 🤣😂
TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Im wheezing!!! 😆 🤣😂
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He's a 10 but he's always hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at me
He's a 10 but that's how many feet tall
He's a 10 but he says pussketti & meatballs
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He's a 10 but he's always hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at me
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Whenever someone says hockey is for straights only, show them this.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whenever someone says hockey is for straights only, show them this.
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He’s a 10 but he pronounces it “Sammon Rushdie”
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He’s a 10 but he pronounces it “Sammon Rushdie”
Hes a 10 but has a racecar bed and makes vroom vroom noises when we have sex
He's a 10 but says nucular instead of nuclear
He’s a 10 but he told me his grandmother died 3 times
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hes a 10 but has a racecar bed and makes vroom vroom noises when we have sex
Hes a 10 but pronounces the L in salmon.
Im the only one allowed to do that
Im the only one allowed to do that
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hes a 10 but pronounces the L in salmon.
Im the only one allowed to do that
Im the only one allowed to do that
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
Working out and Im starting to not feel well. That doesn't typically happen.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Working out and Im starting to not feel well. That doesn't typically happen.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.