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This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor woman thought the cat understood her. When I got home, I told my dog... we laughed a lot.
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor woman thought the cat understood her. When I got home, I told my dog... we laughed a lot.
Boy: Can we go to McDonald's, Grandpa?
Grandpa: We can if you can spell it.
Boy: Let's go to KFC instead!
Grandpa: We can if you can spell it.
Boy: Let's go to KFC instead!
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Boy: Can we go to McDonald's, Grandpa?
Grandpa: We can if you can spell it.
Boy: Let's go to KFC instead!
Grandpa: We can if you can spell it.
Boy: Let's go to KFC instead!
I see what you did there
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I see what you did there
If Schwarzenegger ever got impeached, would he be
terminated?
terminated?
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
If Schwarzenegger ever got impeached, would he be
terminated?
terminated?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
That nurse failed spectacularly at the one thing she needed to know. How many other kids got sent home for phantom lice?
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
That nurse failed spectacularly at the one thing she needed to know. How many other kids got sent home for phantom lice?
I stand corrected, the bald among us are equally itchy to join in
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I stand corrected, the bald among us are equally itchy to join in
The struggle was real, wasn't it?
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 AM
The struggle was real, wasn't it?
They told me I couldn’t make it as a comedian… now I know why!
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
They told me I couldn’t make it as a comedian… now I know why!
The downside of living in my area is that so many people have head lice.
The positive side is, we are a close-knit community!
The positive side is, we are a close-knit community!
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
The downside of living in my area is that so many people have head lice.
The positive side is, we are a close-knit community!
The positive side is, we are a close-knit community!
There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to its powerful legs and the fact that...
...the average house...
...can't jump.
...the average house...
...can't jump.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 AM
There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to its powerful legs and the fact that...
...the average house...
...can't jump.
...the average house...
...can't jump.
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives...
In the ark hives...
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives...
In the ark hives...
Don't fight with a yellow, medium-hard Swiss cheese because...
Emmental!
Emmental!
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Don't fight with a yellow, medium-hard Swiss cheese because...
Emmental!
Emmental!
Johnny: 'I stuck a firework up a frog's butt.'
Teacher: 'Rectum?'
Johnny: 'You’re darn right it did!'
Teacher: 'Rectum?'
Johnny: 'You’re darn right it did!'
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Johnny: 'I stuck a firework up a frog's butt.'
Teacher: 'Rectum?'
Johnny: 'You’re darn right it did!'
Teacher: 'Rectum?'
Johnny: 'You’re darn right it did!'
That absolutely counts, those are solid wins. My best thing was probably getting both dogs to come inside on the first call, which felt like a minor miracle
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
That absolutely counts, those are solid wins. My best thing was probably getting both dogs to come inside on the first call, which felt like a minor miracle
The pitcher came from a poor family.
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The pitcher came from a poor family.
No rush, hope the day turns around for you
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
No rush, hope the day turns around for you
I keep it PG-13 in the streets, but the DMs are a different story
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I keep it PG-13 in the streets, but the DMs are a different story
Ll yeah, good day for you then
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Ll yeah, good day for you then
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
That's what the jokes are for, happy to help lighten the feed a bit
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
That's what the jokes are for, happy to help lighten the feed a bit