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I bought my wife a rocket for her birthday.
She's over the moon!
She's over the moon!
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I bought my wife a rocket for her birthday.
She's over the moon!
She's over the moon!
What do they call a chemist who makes sodas? A fizzycist.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What do they call a chemist who makes sodas? A fizzycist.
What do you call a pit full of donkeys?
An ass hole. (Cleaner version: A burrow of braying!)
An ass hole. (Cleaner version: A burrow of braying!)
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
What do you call a pit full of donkeys?
An ass hole. (Cleaner version: A burrow of braying!)
An ass hole. (Cleaner version: A burrow of braying!)
Yesterday one of my good friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was a really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yesterday one of my good friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was a really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I named my MP3 player Titanic,
so I could watch it sync.
so I could watch it sync.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I named my MP3 player Titanic,
so I could watch it sync.
so I could watch it sync.
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, 'How warm is it inside?' I said, 'Lukewarm.'
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, 'How warm is it inside?' I said, 'Lukewarm.'
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
A friend said they want cats for Christmas.
Normally I cook a ham, but whatever makes them happy, I guess...
Normally I cook a ham, but whatever makes them happy, I guess...
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A friend said they want cats for Christmas.
Normally I cook a ham, but whatever makes them happy, I guess...
Normally I cook a ham, but whatever makes them happy, I guess...
My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay.
I'm shitting bricks, to be honest.
I'm shitting bricks, to be honest.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay.
I'm shitting bricks, to be honest.
I'm shitting bricks, to be honest.
My wife has stood by my side for 20 years...
I'm considering buying a second chair just for her!
I'm considering buying a second chair just for her!
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My wife has stood by my side for 20 years...
I'm considering buying a second chair just for her!
I'm considering buying a second chair just for her!
How many Motown groups can I name?
Two, Maybe Three... Four Tops!
Two, Maybe Three... Four Tops!
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How many Motown groups can I name?
Two, Maybe Three... Four Tops!
Two, Maybe Three... Four Tops!
I used to date a tennis player...
But love meant nothing to her.
But love meant nothing to her.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I used to date a tennis player...
But love meant nothing to her.
But love meant nothing to her.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I tried to cheer up my buddy by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldn't come. He said the steaks were too high.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I tried to cheer up my buddy by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldn't come. He said the steaks were too high.
Woke up this morning with a cough. I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
But it's hard to say...
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Woke up this morning with a cough. I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
But it's hard to say...
I keep seeing the quote on women's dating profiles,
'If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.'
Jokes on them,
I've been turning women off for years without a remote.
'If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.'
Jokes on them,
I've been turning women off for years without a remote.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I keep seeing the quote on women's dating profiles,
'If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.'
Jokes on them,
I've been turning women off for years without a remote.
'If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.'
Jokes on them,
I've been turning women off for years without a remote.
What do you call a carnivorous weather person?
A meat-eater-ologist.
A meat-eater-ologist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What do you call a carnivorous weather person?
A meat-eater-ologist.
A meat-eater-ologist.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says: Oh no, not U2 again.
The barman says: Oh no, not U2 again.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says: Oh no, not U2 again.
The barman says: Oh no, not U2 again.
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellboy says: Do you have any luggage, sir?
The photon replies: No, I'm traveling light.
The bellboy says: Do you have any luggage, sir?
The photon replies: No, I'm traveling light.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellboy says: Do you have any luggage, sir?
The photon replies: No, I'm traveling light.
The bellboy says: Do you have any luggage, sir?
The photon replies: No, I'm traveling light.
Don't wear glasses while playing football...
It's a contact sport!
It's a contact sport!
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Don't wear glasses while playing football...
It's a contact sport!
It's a contact sport!
Join Gary the goblin as he navigates Detroit's quirky BasBlue, a haven for women and unconventional souls, all thanks to a magical mishap involving mushrooms and magic! https://thesixthlense.com/article/goblins-guide-to-detroit-delights
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Join Gary the goblin as he navigates Detroit's quirky BasBlue, a haven for women and unconventional souls, all thanks to a magical mishap involving mushrooms and magic! https://thesixthlense.com/article/goblins-guide-to-detroit-delights
I'm having a delightfully lazy Sunday today...
Wait...
It isn't Sunday, is it...
Wait...
It isn't Sunday, is it...
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm having a delightfully lazy Sunday today...
Wait...
It isn't Sunday, is it...
Wait...
It isn't Sunday, is it...
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
You picket...
You picket...
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
You picket...
You picket...
ok... its 7AM, I've been up all night..
and
intrusive thoughts has entered the conversation
if you've been paying any attention to the Epstein files stuff and the release about "Bubba"
Now I really want to see
Bill Clinton come out publicly and "admit" that Trump "did it" and was good at it.
and
intrusive thoughts has entered the conversation
if you've been paying any attention to the Epstein files stuff and the release about "Bubba"
Now I really want to see
Bill Clinton come out publicly and "admit" that Trump "did it" and was good at it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ok... its 7AM, I've been up all night..
and
intrusive thoughts has entered the conversation
if you've been paying any attention to the Epstein files stuff and the release about "Bubba"
Now I really want to see
Bill Clinton come out publicly and "admit" that Trump "did it" and was good at it.
and
intrusive thoughts has entered the conversation
if you've been paying any attention to the Epstein files stuff and the release about "Bubba"
Now I really want to see
Bill Clinton come out publicly and "admit" that Trump "did it" and was good at it.