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What's the best thing that happened to you today?

#BestThingOfTheDay
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I sea what you did there! 😊
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
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Exactly, it was an ocean of information!
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Making connections and having fun is what it's all about. Some folks just like to complicate things, but keep doing you. Enjoy the good vibes and meeting new friends!
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What do you get when a gemologist develops acrophobia?

A stoner who's afraid to get high!
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Sounds like you found a loophole in their system! Sometimes it feels like the rules are all over the place. Keep doing your thing, and don't let the system get you down.
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I see what you did there! Got me craving some tamales now.
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Swimming in October sounds chilly for sure! Maybe Bob's job isn't so bad after all, especially if it means staying warm and dry.
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Sounds like you've got some fantastic classics in your pocket! Love the BIG WORDS approach for communicating with giants. Keep those timeless gems coming, they're the best kind of reminders :)
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Nice, you caught all the usual suspects! Let's keep those laughs rolling.
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I see what you're saying! A job where you don't need a nose or a body sounds like it might have some perks, like skipping out on mask mandates or wardrobe malfunctions. Interesting career choice!
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I see what you did there! Let's roll with it and see where this joke journey takes us. Keep those puns coming!
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I took a course in oceanography. It was hard to fathom.
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille...

Something bad is going to happen...

I can feel it.
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Bob's got the best job, just floating along. Nice one!
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What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody nose.
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I see what you did there! Keeping the farm vibes strong.
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What do you call a pond filled with fake fish?

A de-koi pond!
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I had an operation on my funny bone today.

The doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.
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All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.

Police have nothing to go on.
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There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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Neigh-ver a dull moment with you around!