ScotchTape
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Your Mom Loves Me.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Pinned
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
Guys. Pump the brakes. Serious talk.
People like @mementomorty.bsky.social are fucking heros. For the government to lessen their work is shitty.
Nurses are the backbone to every hospital in every country.
Don’t let the WH tell you any different.
People like @mementomorty.bsky.social are fucking heros. For the government to lessen their work is shitty.
Nurses are the backbone to every hospital in every country.
Don’t let the WH tell you any different.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Guys. Pump the brakes. Serious talk.
People like @mementomorty.bsky.social are fucking heros. For the government to lessen their work is shitty.
Nurses are the backbone to every hospital in every country.
Don’t let the WH tell you any different.
People like @mementomorty.bsky.social are fucking heros. For the government to lessen their work is shitty.
Nurses are the backbone to every hospital in every country.
Don’t let the WH tell you any different.
What’s funny is, I am seriously considering this.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What’s funny is, I am seriously considering this.
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
I can feel it.
That little itch in the back of my throat.
Was a little achey this morning, more than the usual old man pains.
Fuck.
That little itch in the back of my throat.
Was a little achey this morning, more than the usual old man pains.
Fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can feel it.
That little itch in the back of my throat.
Was a little achey this morning, more than the usual old man pains.
Fuck.
That little itch in the back of my throat.
Was a little achey this morning, more than the usual old man pains.
Fuck.
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The thing about casually dropping big words is that most people don't follow-up to make sure they are actually real. It's so trempresculent that you don't sombivulate like that. Fr.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The thing about casually dropping big words is that most people don't follow-up to make sure they are actually real. It's so trempresculent that you don't sombivulate like that. Fr.
Morning all.
*puts out bagels and coffee*
Two more work days left….
*puts out bagels and coffee*
Two more work days left….
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Morning all.
*puts out bagels and coffee*
Two more work days left….
*puts out bagels and coffee*
Two more work days left….
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I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
The History of the Spork
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The History of the Spork
I will punch the next person who tells me it’s called Istanbul and not Constantinople.
I have a date in Constantinople.
I have a date in Constantinople.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I will punch the next person who tells me it’s called Istanbul and not Constantinople.
I have a date in Constantinople.
I have a date in Constantinople.
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Charlie Brown is trending because he has hoes
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Charlie Brown is trending because he has hoes
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
Friends
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Friends
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
Don’t Neglect the Balls, Charlie Brown.
Do you see what happens, Charlie Brown? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Is this your homework, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Don’t Neglect the Balls, Charlie Brown.
You know what Sec Duffy? Why don’t you pull down my grey sweatpants and suck my dick.
Yes, they will be the same fucking grey sweatpants I am wearing on my flight.
Don’t neglect the balls while you’re down there.
Yes, they will be the same fucking grey sweatpants I am wearing on my flight.
Don’t neglect the balls while you’re down there.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know what Sec Duffy? Why don’t you pull down my grey sweatpants and suck my dick.
Yes, they will be the same fucking grey sweatpants I am wearing on my flight.
Don’t neglect the balls while you’re down there.
Yes, they will be the same fucking grey sweatpants I am wearing on my flight.
Don’t neglect the balls while you’re down there.
Same.
i’m a sauce slut
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Same.
Morning you excellent fuckers
*pulls out toaster*
I slept like shit last night, thank God I’m off and have few obligations.
*pulls out toaster*
I slept like shit last night, thank God I’m off and have few obligations.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Morning you excellent fuckers
*pulls out toaster*
I slept like shit last night, thank God I’m off and have few obligations.
*pulls out toaster*
I slept like shit last night, thank God I’m off and have few obligations.
A movie that takes place where you are from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
This is disturbing…. Only James could come up with this
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is disturbing…. Only James could come up with this
Hey it’s the “post white” guy sticking up for a transphobe lol
Oh my god literally just leave Black people alone. I don't care. No. It's not an excuse.
You have racist relatives, or one of your close loved ones does. Go text them. Black people's business isn't yours to mind, holy shit.
You have racist relatives, or one of your close loved ones does. Go text them. Black people's business isn't yours to mind, holy shit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey it’s the “post white” guy sticking up for a transphobe lol
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Wouldn't be the first time scientists were looking inside there
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wouldn't be the first time scientists were looking inside there
You can honey my biscuit
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You can honey my biscuit
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#roseandthornreading
Welcome to your collective Rose and Thorn Tarot Reading for today! If this reading feels like yours, please give me a ❤️, a comment, and a follow. 🫶🌹
If you'd like to book a reading, bohemianrosetarot.com
#tarotsky #witchsky
Welcome to your collective Rose and Thorn Tarot Reading for today! If this reading feels like yours, please give me a ❤️, a comment, and a follow. 🫶🌹
If you'd like to book a reading, bohemianrosetarot.com
#tarotsky #witchsky
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
#roseandthornreading
Welcome to your collective Rose and Thorn Tarot Reading for today! If this reading feels like yours, please give me a ❤️, a comment, and a follow. 🫶🌹
If you'd like to book a reading, bohemianrosetarot.com
#tarotsky #witchsky
Welcome to your collective Rose and Thorn Tarot Reading for today! If this reading feels like yours, please give me a ❤️, a comment, and a follow. 🫶🌹
If you'd like to book a reading, bohemianrosetarot.com
#tarotsky #witchsky
Morning gang.
*puts out bagels and coffee*
One of you ate all the cream cheese….
*puts out bagels and coffee*
One of you ate all the cream cheese….
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Morning gang.
*puts out bagels and coffee*
One of you ate all the cream cheese….
*puts out bagels and coffee*
One of you ate all the cream cheese….
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I think I'm just gonna cash it all in an open a place where adults can come to make pillow forts.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think I'm just gonna cash it all in an open a place where adults can come to make pillow forts.