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therealscotchtape.bsky.social
ScotchTape
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad and Veteran. Political accounts can go fuck off. I hate both sides of the aisle. The USA is fucked. Discord: scotchtape72 Mastodon: @[email protected]
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 13d
ProTip: if your account is nothing but shouting about politics, imma block you so hard your momma gonna get a bruise on her taint.

I said what I said.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 3h
Don’t forget to announce yourself at #fuckaas !!! We got it trending the other day!
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 3h
I hate to even mention it but…..
Troll Song
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 4h
A CEO acting like a racist and banning someone of color for a meme they totally misunderstood is in fact very cunty.

Don’t be cunty.

Yes, I’m talking to YOU.

Cunt.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 4h
Thank jesus
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Norm @ogskydog.com · 5h
Dolly is still with us!
I ain’t dead yet!
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
www.youtube.com
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 6h
I got ya.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 6h
Mixed results.
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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 7h
If you die in a Culver's, they embalm you with the custard flavor of the day.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h
Morning you lot.

*makes toast*
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 16h
Some melatonin tea tonight for my awful throat and allergies.

I am determined to sleep tonight.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 16h
It’s the same 8 notes over and over again….
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Thatgirljenn @kolackes.bsky.social · 19h
Wisdom of the Wild Things Oracle this evening
#roseandthornreading
Thorn: Bury your Dead. What do you keep digging up? Let that rest. That old tune is tired.
Rose: Cultivate Story. Its time to write the NEXT chapter.
bohemianrosetarot.com to book a reading
Much 🫶 and many 🌹
#tarotsky #witchsky
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 18h
a man is saying `` i would like that very much '' while wearing a black hoodie .
Alt: a man is saying `` i would like that very much '' while wearing a black hoodie .
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
If you ARE heading over the Mastodon, sign up at fuckaas.space . It’s the BlueSky Shitposters Sanctuary set up by @slop.guru
fuckaas space
we're here you fuckaas bitch
fuckaas.space
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Took me 5 minutes but I did it on a PC. I wouldn’t want to try it on a phone.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Or the episode where COL Blake dies.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Have fun storming the castle!
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Fuckaas.space is where it’s at
fuckaas space
we're here you fuckaas bitch
Fuckaas.space
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Where were you when WoW was still in beta?
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 19h
Ummmm I’d rather not.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 21h
I have an iPhone and asked some of my moots over there if there are other options than the official app. I’ll try some of those out to see if it helps.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 21h
It’s …. Ok. The app doesn’t really do it for me. I’ve been there one day and not sure if I’ll be active or not.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 21h
Don’t ruin my dreams like this.
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 21h
Oh no… not Dolly….
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23h
Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues
Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’
Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.
variety.com
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ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 21h
I am going to turn this account into a macaroni and cheese rating account.

Cause that’s what good pussy sounds like.
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