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Norm
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Norm @ogskydog.com · Jan 5
Colson Whitehead, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author: I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 2d
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2h
One of the loveliest little moments in my life was when I found myself holed up in a nondescript motel somewhere in Tennessee with two 24-ounce Miller Lites, a sack of McDonalds and baseball on the tv.
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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 2h
sorry I'm not here, I'm not there either
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 9h
when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try
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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 13h
I'm gonna get banned because the only answer to people saying that my existence isn't politically necessary is fuck you
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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 4h
boobies and BUTTS
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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 3d
The Grimaculate Conception
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 8h
this fresh hell tastes store bought
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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 19h
Me, reading your posts:
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h
when they said heaven is a place on earth they meant my butthole
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2h
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, [in my best Karen Carpenter voice] “We’ve only just begun”
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21h
(a disembodied entity melds itself into my body)
ooo. Squishy.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2h
*jumps up on a table at the morgue* give me a double
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h
getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off
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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1h
definitely separated at birth with only one of them getting a sense of humor
dane cook on the left and ryan reynolds on the right or the other way around i can't really tell
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20h
Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2h
Pun like everything is intended.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h
there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 6h
Just saw a tiny wee kid with a great big phone and i thought i was back in the 80s
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d
Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1h
The Tori Amos song that speaks most to me? Probably Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas because don’t make me come to Vegas
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1h
I don't mind my inner voice. I just wish it wasn't so negative all the fucking time
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 3h
The well has been chlorinated. I have a hotel room in Michigan. The crow flies at midnight. The curderburger is back at Culver's.
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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d
please hesitate to reach out to me
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