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lizzlepants.bsky.social
Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 19
always a bridesmaid
never in a scircle
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apparent-radiant.bsky.social
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 12h
If you find a hair in your food, you should eat it and absorb that person's power
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jaredgonia.bsky.social
Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 9h
Is this antifa in the room with us right now?
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d
please hesitate to reach out to me
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jenetmms.bsky.social
Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 10h
current mood: cutting and dying my hair in a gas station bathroom to change my identity
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h
have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?
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stuforreal.bsky.social
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 13h
You say menacing aura like it's a bad thing
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h
why ‘run away to join the circus’ when you can just be a politician
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 9d
A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 12h
I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h
Who Am I Kidding: a memoir
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13h
Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 9h
client wants this report “yesterday”

anybody remember where I parked the time machine
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h
getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 10h
"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
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mave.bsky.social
mave @mave.bsky.social · 11h
Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze
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blairloudly.bsky.social
Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12h
its fall that means layers i should visit my mom shes always good for some layers of guilt
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kellalena.bsky.social
Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h
…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.
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scrambledmegs.bsky.social
scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 11h
There should be education on physical and emotional intimacy. Where are the guidelines? What are the rules?!
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im-all-id.me
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13h
Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · Mar 21
I tried a push-up once but I decided I really do like lying flat on my face more.
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pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 11h
*brings a fresh batch of shortbread with lemon curd and marmalade to a knife fight*
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 11h
*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 14h
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11h
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 11h
The worst thing you can do while cleaning, is cracking a beer and sitting down for a moment.
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