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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀

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if you read my skeets in reverse order, you can watch me go sane. https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/ ✨ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:esj57gmbvoqtxdybl5w3ubgb/feed/aaabnx2tlivvy

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 6h

Okay seriously though for a minute, y’all.

Thank you for 4K.

Every single one of you helps me hold on to hope that things will get better.

I’ve nearly lost it a few times in the last few years. And if I didn’t have my silly little jokes and you folks, I would have.

Thank you. I love you.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 9m

It was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

By the time the song was over, folks were having a great time again.

And that’s why Cake is one of the best live shows I’ve ever had the pleasure of attending.

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 9m

I wish I remembered exactly what he said.

But it was basically that fun was fun, like beach balls and whatever, but bottles of piss was not only dangerous, but also pretty damn rude.

He got us all to get our hands in the air and sing along for the chorus of Short Skirt/Long Jacket.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 12m

Really gonna be pining for freedom while he's enlarcherated 🌲🏆👑 Congratulations @uncleduke1969.bsky.social from @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1h

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 16m

If Bluesky fails, I will go on tour doing dramatic reads of all your skeets at coffeehouses across the country

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 14m

Her first day as an onion baby:

Claudette the sprouted red onion on 10/5/2025, the day she was salvaged from my trash bin

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 16m

I’m glad Margo isn’t in charge.

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 16m

Three days old and onion baby Claudette is looking much more lively.

Claudette the sprouted red onion, looking less anemic than three days ago.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 22m

But Margo’s clout!

🤭

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 23m

Okay my turn.

You can bring five items with you to a deserted island. What are they? Survival needs are met so you can skip the paracord and bowie knife if you want to.

Mine:
Lip balm
Lotion
Cuticle trimmers
My dog Chloe
Her favorite toy

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 26m

Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, and Neal Stephenson

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 33m

Aw thank you honey. ♥️

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 33m

Hell yeah!

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 34m

But instead of jumping off the stage and walloping whoever threw it, which is what I would’ve wanted to do, I saw him take a deep breath and collect himself.

Then he got a suddenly rowdy festival crowd to bring the vibe back right.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 34m

I don’t remember if it hit anyone, but if it didn’t, it came way too close.

The vibe had shifted. It could’ve gone bad.

John McCrea (the singer) was understandably pissed.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 34m

It was at Endfest in 2001, an outdoor music festival put on by a Seattle radio station- KNDD, in Bremerton, Washington.

The crowd was having fun. People were having a good time and bouncing beach balls and balloons around when some idiot decided to chuck a bottle full of piss on stage.