Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
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Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
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Really gonna be pining for freedom while he's enlarcherated 🌲🏆👑 Congratulations @uncleduke1969.bsky.social from @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
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on the next episode of copse
Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.
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This court also finds could they please make a Jinx Zero 🏆👑 Congratulations @frovo.bsky.social from @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
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JUDGE: will the jury read the verdict

JUROR: on the charge of possession of coke we find the defendant-

ME & JUROR AT THE SAME TIME: -guilty

ME: jinx you owe me coke

JUROR: w-what no

JUDGE: *bangs gavel* pay up it’s the law
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What would its message even say?!?! Pure comedy 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @doomkick.com
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I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.
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Server: Is Knight Rider okay? 🏆👑Congratulations @ficklefilly.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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The A-Team theme tune stays on during sex.
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That little window is the only time it's safe to cook fish it's impossible 🏆👑 Congratulations @potshopboy.bsky.social from @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social
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During the 20 seconds the time on my phone is different from the time on my microwave, I'm completely disconnected from reality.
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When you're trying to read a skeet but something's covering your feet Grant Tanaka 🏆👑 Congratulations @granttanaka.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly
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That's the Vth aquaduct related colosseum related injury so far this brand new month of July 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @badthoughthaver.bsky.social
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Roman doctors be like:
HE NEEDS A 4, STAT
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This film has been rated Gas-XXX 🏆👑 Congratulations @anna-molly.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
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Reverse cow, because I’m feeling bloated
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Let's make this obnoxiouse an obnoxiome 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @grilldcheese.bsky.social
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brings engagement ring to finger gun fight
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Pardon me but can you shit redundantly on my fancy car sandwich 🏆👑 Congratulations @titsmcdick.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
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They couldn’t call it “Brown Poupon” for obvious reasons.
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Ah shit are you my dad cause I always hoped it was the guy from Smash Mouth 🏆👑 Congratulations @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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Just came across a Spotify playlist called “Top Bangers” and long story short, please tell your mom I said ‘sup.
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The power of fava beans and a nice chianti compels you 🏆👑 Congratulations @nursebrianrn.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
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The Shitpost on the Mount gets shittier and postier every day 🏆👑 Congratulations @moopsh.bsky.social from @doomkick.com
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look for the shitposters 🙏
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Quote posts are disabled but congratulations @midnightviolets.bsky.social because you and @hatesnicethings.bsky.social are bolth winners🏆👑
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How many couples out there bragging that Ol Dirty Bastard crashed their nups 🏆👑 Congratulations @dopeshow.bsky.social from @doomkick.com
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My guilty pleasure is writing "hope he eat that ass up" in every wedding guest book I can find
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Their big joke back home is saying Hosewell instead of Roswell 🏆👑 Congratulations @crash-out-show.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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If aliens study humans I bet they find it weird that most of us will sing when sprayed with water for prolonged periods
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He appears and smiles whenever they're going to build a new bridge 🏆👑 Congratulations @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social from @doomkick.com
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I hope there’s an alternate universe where Man Moth is a cryptid.
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Irate Somebody was my angry PC right clicking name please, call me pIssed CTRL Pressing Something Something 🏆👑 Congratulations @kattsdogma.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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a website of surveys for angry apple™️ product users called iRate somebody write that down
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Dear autocorrect saying duck naked, get fuct 🏆👑 Congratulations @im-all-id.me from @overlooked237.bsky.social
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It's actually buct naked
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A 6 GB quality screenshot of this post would fix me 🏆👑 Congratulations @chestrovert.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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6GB of screenshots I have never looked at again? I need these.
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Generational wealth is a skank of mind 🏆👑 Congratulations @francesmeh.reviews from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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after a lot of soul searching i've decided i'm getting a little too old to keep doing mom fucking jokes. talked it through with your grandma in bed last night and she agrees.
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You bannedward facing dog you 🏆👑 Congratulations @weeder.bsky.social from @doomkick.com
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Asked to leave Yoga for saying "that's a stretch" six times
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Edward Shearhands was in fact the name of the film when they released it for sheep 🏆👑 Congratulations @marygillis.bsky.social from @californiahorst.bsky.social
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"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"
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It's rumors like this that give stormtrooper locker room talk a bad aim 🏆👑 Congratulations @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
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if you bend a dad over and point them at another dad one of them is gonna make pew-pew noises that’s just a fact
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Not Jackie Chan's best film but he did run a solid campaign just throwing a ladder around 🏆👑 Congratulations @ayankdownunder.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
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Double-fisting my way to becoming class president.