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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · Nov 14

saw this musical. did not care for it.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3h

met a few of these in my day:

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

driving in england be like:

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna wear my jorts with Sassy Bitch bedazzled on the ass when I go job hunting this week.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

called my mom’s therapist to find out what they’re working on, because it feels like “jack shit.”

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

the vase is tired of your shit

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

Dahmer 3:16

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

operator: what’s your gamergency?

me: do you think i should get bangs?

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3d

this economy is ruining livelihoods.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 4d

I'm watching the guy across the road using a leaf blower to blow his leaves into his neighbour's yard and friends, never stop learning

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4d

“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”

A fuzzy white kitten rests its front paws on an arm holding a pen hovering over a list.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4d

hmmmm, must be a short king

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4d

rips box the fuck open

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4d

when i said i wanted to be held…i did not mean accountable.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

😂😂😂😂😂

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

i’m more of a victim’s victim myself.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d

They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.

Black and white diagonal stripes cover the lower half of the support beams on a bridge. A man walks behind a woman dressed in the same pattern that covers the beams.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

in life there are essentially two options:

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

nyc subway platforms have two seasons: winter and hell.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

the life of a showgirl is fucking brutal

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6d

the cucumber aisle here was wild

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7d

being interviewed at work five minutes into my day like:

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ceej @ceej.online · 7d

if the government doesn’t show up for ten minutes we all get the day off

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13d

[me, narrating a documentary on parrots] Just look at these fucken tropical chickens

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7d

today’s energy level:

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 8d

it’s not considered a government shutdown, unless it comes from the anarchy region of france.

otherwise, it’s just sparkling chaos.

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