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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 23

DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars.

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 3h

While dropping me behind bars

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 21h

how many apps do i have to flip through to see god

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 10d

the alien autopsy was completely legit except the candy that spilled out of it

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 4d

if you bend a dad over and point them at another dad one of them is gonna make pew-pew noises that’s just a fact

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 20h

One day you’re young and reckless. The next, you’re looking forward to soup season.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21h

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17h

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 17h

Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23h

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle