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melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · May 26

get you a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes you can’t go wrong with a girl who writes sad poems and dick jokes

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

psyops but it’s just me keeping my eyes closed and continuing to snore while going to the bathroom so my dog doesn’t think it’s time to get up yet

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11h

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13h

support poetry bang a poet today

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1h

imagine having the will to live lol

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4d

The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 3h

mascots outside of protests: off-putting, scary. there is a grown man inside of there.

mascots at protests: cool and funny, there is a friend inside of there.

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Aug 5

fancy places don’t have restrooms they have diarrheums

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Aug 25

do you think the goatse guy expected his picture to be viewed over one billion times or was that more of a stretch goal

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Sep 5

unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

the democratic party hiring a “Toot Consultant” to post resist memes on mastodon

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h

I should get a wife

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 16h

sup

ⓘ sent from a sentient tamagotchi

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10h

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 19h

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3h

when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14h

a spaghetti guitar you can play one chord once, make it count

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 12h

telling you all the things so i don't have to carry the weight of not

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12h

the world is too desensitized we should be screaming our terror in harmony at this point

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 9h

STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

When you transplant pubes to a different part of your body, you can grow new genitals there

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2h

my dream self made a context appropriate reference to “waiting for godot” while conversing with another dream character and the first thing i said when i awoke was “fucken nerd”

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11h

thank you, Jeremy 💜

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12h

i thought id run afoul of quicksand in my adult life but its the internet i cant get unstuck from

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

despite all the dystopian think pieces about sentient ai turning on humans i really don't think we have anything to worry about. like, these systems were created by men. if you want to control them you just have to call them daddy.

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