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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 3d

crushing this whole bored out of my mind thing

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 7h

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Ben the Hammerhead @benhammerhead.bsky.social · 8h

It’s the farting that makes the dog realize he’s been gas lit

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9h

Recycling is just a scam to try and save precious resources.

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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 2d

So we're all just one light breeze away from completely losing it, right

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d

Scariest thing I ever wore on Halloween?

A wedding gown.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10h

when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 9h

psyops but it’s just me keeping my eyes closed and continuing to snore while going to the bathroom so my dog doesn’t think it’s time to get up yet

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 9h

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

*pushes tuesday down the exorcist steps*

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Blue bicycle basket @bicyclebaskets.bsky.social · 1d

My 75 year old husband just saw Lindsey Graham and said to me - at least we know he isn’t in the Epstein Files. I spit my coffee out

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 1d

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂✌️✨

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes, the joys of black coffee.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d

I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

sports (derogatory)

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 1d

What’s it like not to be filled with simmering rage? I’ve forgotten

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

The sole reason I’m eating this bun is because it’s there.

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