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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · Nov 6

Protect the books

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 5h

when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

October offers a reminder that Mondays are often a trick and Fridays are usually a treat.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 4h

this fresh hell tastes store bought

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, my extra virgin olive oil is getting old and just told me to make it into slutty olive oil 😳

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

head on over to brontosaurus, i set up an account and everything

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

What if we're all Hallmark cards of some secret experiment to love each other but our hearts have too many occasions and categories so we're just like here please take this homemade coupon for a CIA

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23h

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

Depression is my main squeeze, anxiety is just my side piece.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Myself is giving in and going to start using reflexive pronouns incorrectly

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Inappropriate laughter is twice as medicinal.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d

My life is too small and I worry it will get lost in the gap behind the refrigerator.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

You guessed I had to be there in such a convincing way that I knew you weren't guessing and I hereby christen this time machine the I'm Ready To Laugh Now

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks for the dry handjob in the Arby’s parking lot, Geoff.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 6d

Now, a message from Ravensmenace, LLC:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! We're going to bottle feed precious orphan kittens. Then we'll demolish that decrepit bowling team from Sunset Hills Nursing Home. God bless.