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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

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(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball @[email protected] Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11h

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 5d

When mom catches me swearing she washes my mouth out with cilantro.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12h

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10h

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 11h

King Henry the turd rode a Shitland pony

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 12h

who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Nov 15

My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

the texas chain email massacre

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Being drunk with power implies crying with power

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2d

who up racing they thoughts

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 2d

Free @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 2d

free @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

free @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 9h

Weaundy's
Costceau
Le Mart de Waul
Taceau Belle
Ould MacDonald had a Farmme

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

sorry fuckaas.space

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

i DMed the admin. he did a bunch of approvals at midnight last night, so there might be another batch coming soon. one thing about Mastodon is that it’s run by volunteers (mostly)

@slop.guru just set up fuckaas.party which is a hilarious instance name and bsky people focused, so there are options

fuckaas.party

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 2d

Be honest though, nobody really likes matcha, do they.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 10h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

🎶 she’s some kind of wonderful, yes she is 🎶

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6d

happiest of birthdays to the exceptionally lovely and truly brilliant @madrigal.bsky.social; go do yourself a favor and FOLLOW HER NOW and buy some art at whatmaddness.com DO IT SUPPORT WOMEN SUPPORT ARTISTS SUPPORT UNSTOPPABLE FORCES LIKE MADDIE I HAVE SPOKEN

whatmaddness – Art and Design

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

I don’t like to brag but I got hired as an apple genius even though my iq is only slightly above average

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them

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