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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · Sep 3

I practice safe sex by only listening to the cranberries when I fuck to prevent UTIs

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 20h

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

drinking coffee after noon is a disaster it is like daring your brain to do nothing but play the tambourine off-beat all night long when you’re trying to sleep

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 15h

I knew this banana bread tasted funny

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 20h

Rebelling by downloading vegan recipes and adding meat to them

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words

TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 22h

finally finished bluesky

spookillumi @illumi.meme • 1m
The Onion be like "this job is based in Chicago".
Idk guys I think it'd be pretty based no matter where I did it.

Rogs Pumpkin
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If kids love one thing I know it's pizzas

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · Aug 14

this might be rock bottom but I'm headed straight for the mantle baby

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h

me and my thoughts once I stop posting

An illustration of a girl in pajamas sitting on her bed with her face being pulled away to a psychedelic vortex that also contains a face

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Campaigning to be the democratic socialist mayor of Margaritaville

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

I should have listened to everyone.
This toe tuck did not make me feel better about myself at all

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 23h

Sorry but you actually can’t hold me accountable because the computer did all that bad stuff. Unrelated, the computer is now alive.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jan 27

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Feb 13

interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume?

me: nope

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21h

Many people are saying

Danny DeVito @
@DannyDeVito
Jay Graber retire bitch
1:40 AM - Mar 3, 2013 - Twitter for iPhone

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4d

Hamlet: To die, to sleep

Me: Hmm I do like sleep

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21h

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

if it wasn't for sexism I could've been a hard drive for Halloween as a child

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

HERE'S HOW BLUESKY CAN STILL WIN (🧵):

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 4d

crazy frog did not ring ding ding daa baa baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba wh-wha-what's going on-just for us to give up

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 1d

look at this old photo of my girl

a big dog with a wrinkly face looking right into the camera wagging ears standing up while wearing a pumpkin hat

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

We need a supremer court.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

if Bluesky goes under, I will go back to the ancient art of skywriting

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 16d

The downside of turning into a pumpkin at midnight is having to turn back into a person come the morning.

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