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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6h

Delaying a few weeks is pointless right? So they're just planning to never seat her?

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17h

This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6h

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 8h

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 10h

Here’s video of the incident

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h

Hell yeah brother

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

they do

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

The bidet is a great invention, they should make one that washes the whole body, not just the Ass

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

*nodding* alfred ibersol

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a human being with a soul, I shouldn't have to know or care about the "job market"

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking how Stephen Bannon got fired in 2017 because Trump got mad that people were saying he's the real president. Probably wouldn't work with Miller because they only feed Trump AI slop now. They got him in the Professor X rig watching videos of himself leading troops in battle

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Nice

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

I love how indignant cats act when you accidentally wake them up. Sorry man I realize you had a long day and have to work tomorrow

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

If you still think you can fix things using the system we have, then *at minimum* you have to run on "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove the criminal president" and there seems to be no appetite for doing even that. If that's out, what's left?

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Their only move is waiting for Republicans to screw up badly enough to win the next election by default, except now we're in a situation where, even if they do win the midterms, it won't stop what's happening. You need a whole different set of guys for this moment

jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 3d

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

i'm trying

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Thomas Jefferson had slaves so please do not mention the declaration to me :/

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Started juicing it for all they could before the guy was even pronounced dead and moved on a week later bsky.app/profile/junl...

onion person @junlper.beer · 25d

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 4d

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows

The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a black leather jacket is standing in a dark room .

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

Might as well stay in California

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

Just do your favorite thing! Say the horrible orange pig man is bad

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