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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Nov 21
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 23h
I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16h
My freestyle dance moves keep predators at bay
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
“Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.”
― Phil Collins
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
"I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all..."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d
I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thanks, howard!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
It's hard to care about the characters, as I recall, but he wrote the hell out of it
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
Fitzgerald took the note
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you, bud!
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 2d
Be careful what you wish for. Because it might not happen and then you'll be Sad.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thanks, woody!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
cheers!
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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d
hey man, that was a funny joke... with a BIT of a dark edge to it! sure would be a shame if I were to humorlessly elucidate the gristly consequences of such a scenario, were it not in jest
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you! lol
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you! haha (neither can i)
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you everyone for the good wishes and kind words!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you, gretchen!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
cheers
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you, tony! i made the cut btw
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
cheers
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
thank you!
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