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markpopham.bsky.social
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Photograph of the fucked up looking cake, now with a crown of burning candles
markpopham.bsky.social
mutt? neo-mutt? don't spare the details
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thistlemoon.bsky.social
Tolktober is rolling! So many incredible pieces already - I will share when I can! Here is something I put together for Day 3 - Mount.
Victorian book plate style illustration of Lúthien riding Huan from the Lay of Beren and Lúthien by Tolkien
markpopham.bsky.social
and it's like well okay, did you even TALK to the old dentist??? Didn't you hear about my Waterloo?
markpopham.bsky.social
my old dentist was in his 70s and had the exact same accent as James Hong and on one visit he said "cavities are not your problem.... your gums will be your Waterloo." But he retired so I got a new dentist, I go and they're like your gums are fine but there's three spots that might become cavities
markpopham.bsky.social
what is... the move here. you can't say "the Democrats are responsible for the shutdown" and also "we just figured out we don't need to pay anyone during the shutdown." I think people are gonna crack the code on who is responsible here
atrupar.com
Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
markpopham.bsky.social
really enjoying this album by saxophonist/composer/multi-instrumentalist Cole Pulice
Land's End Eternal, by Cole Pulice
6 track album
colepulice.bandcamp.com
markpopham.bsky.social
I guess it's kind of why a lot of stand-ups at that point go from like "I was standing in line at the dry-cleaners" to "here is a story from my childhood" or "I saw this on TV"
markpopham.bsky.social
It is kind of hilarious that if you're a really good stand-up comedian you can get really rich and then all of a sudden you need to figure out how to write funny material while also being someone with like. A personal assistant
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griph.bsky.social
I’m at the Dr. Burke episodes of my Friends rewatch so here is my little Friends fanfic which was previously retweeted by, among others, the former television critic for the New Yorker
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comraderobot.bsky.social
this shit looks like someone’s about to shoot franz ferdinand
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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jimintomystery.bsky.social
Lithten buthter, you opened the boxth
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jennschiffer.com
“qualcomm bought arduino” ok i‘ve bought arduino too, got a few in a box somewhere around here
markpopham.bsky.social
SYLVESTER THE CAT: *twisted beyond recognition into a cenobite, now a voyager into the hell realms beyond pain and pleasure* your thuffering will be like thuccotash
markpopham.bsky.social
i remember when I used to do this dance and the void would call for me. it goes like this *hop hop thrust thrust thrust hop hop thrust thrust thrust*
markpopham.bsky.social
in rocky horror they really sell you on how incredible and orgasmic the time warp is right before revealing that it's like babys first line dance
markpopham.bsky.social
i found a really great deal on an auction site but get this. someone else has also bid on it. how dare they notice the same thing I did
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
markpopham.bsky.social
"what if the Democrats run a dog or a dead guy or a car for president" at a certain point this isn't my responsibility!!!
markpopham.bsky.social
For a while I was a barback at one of the Joe coffee shops; they were really big on latte art so if someone fucked up the flower or whatever they would remake the drink. One shift I was like "okay every latte we would normally throw away im going to drink" and I almost died
ourcityburning.bsky.social
a similar thing happened when i worked at (redacted chain bookstore) but it was butterfinger buzz candy bars and those suckers were a bad time for all of us but they were free so we kept eating them
papapishu.bsky.social
One time when I was really broke and worked at Gawker someone left a bunch of caffeinated drink tablets they got in a promo thing on the table and I took like half a dozen tubes home and was strung out for a week.
markpopham.bsky.social
"it's important to have a candidate that a certain percentage of Democratic voters just won't vote for. That's math. It's important that your candidate has already indicated that they will NOT fight for the vulnerable"
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antitractionist.bsky.social
They’re calling him Mr. Eighth Place
markpopham.bsky.social
If I hear a single fucking person talking about how we need to line up behind this shitheads inevitable candidacy I'm going to lost it
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
markpopham.bsky.social
wow lucky for him he slid in under the wire