it makes me smile to know he’s having a miserable night.

😇😇😇

in 2007, during the flies on the mound incident, i was rooting for cleveland, my childhood team, & he took that personally. when we wrapped up the night at another bar he bought shots til i blacked out & then left me there with no car, pre smartphone, because i was “disrespectful to the bombers.”

i tended bar for years with a guy who measured distances in units of himself (“see that bitch down there like 2½ rickeys away?”) & demanded absolute silence from everyone INCLUDING THE GUESTS every time derek jeter came up to bat. “sshhh you fuckers! hush up! the captain’s at the plate!”

FOR YEARS

your sadness gladdens me, yankees fans.

i truly feel little pop rocks of joy fizzing in my amygdala every time anything goes badly for the yankees and i don’t even have a baseball team anymore.

i can’t believe just not being like “oh that’s pretty and different than normal road. that’s nice.” and going on with my day. just an absolute fucking loser of a bigot.

John Fetterman represents an incredibly important and underserved demographic. Future family annihilators have long been ignored by those in power. That ends now.

sure sure.

sure sure sure.

[rubbing temples on stationary bike]

i have been having an amazingly lucky year finding shit i didn’t know. mood?

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i stopped pedaling on the stationary bike, kendra.

you could provide for me so so so many potential reasons for this and i would believe almost any of them.

girl WHAT

amazing that idk if this is literal.

weird that you actually predicted the sigh.

finally onto the reznor/ross scored guadagnino era which is what made me start digging into guadagnino & i fucking love how much range this score shows from them but forgot completely the very little i knew about this film & i was not at all prepared for the abrupt change of tone about 8 minutes in.

(シ_ _)シ

*if she wants them. some of us would be happier with a picnic basket full of knives. if she wants that give her that instead.

give a trans girl flowers!

oh for sure. if the notifs aren’t moving so fast i think i’ll see you for long enough to remember i have been this petty and i will be again. gotta make your own fun.

YOU’RE NOT MY MOM DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

┻━┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

i know it just shows as blocked but sometimes when i’m annoyed i like to detach first & then block so you know i didn’t like your post & if you go to be like “wtf bitch” you get a second hit of “i also don’t like you.”

timing’s probably only lined up once or twice, but i still think it’s fun.

torp’d my own chances of not reading it again.