Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
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🔞Free Palestine. Filmmaker, mtg player, model. wumpus priestess. Neon Genderless Evangelion. 18+ only MINNEAPOLIS BAYBEEEE one of the hosts @podatog.bsky.social & @atticmagic.bsky.social any/all :3 Professionally Hot: - https://linktr.ee/bugsmaytrix
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HEY GAMERS! Do you like Magic the Gathering (a Deckmaster game)? Do you like Bracket 1 Commander? Do you like sex jokes? Great! I'm launching a new stream show with @theothertracy.bsky.social that's gonna stir all that up in a big pot! Check out our decks on The Exhibitionists, coming (lol) soon!
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
it's izzet and rakdos and dimir all in one and the art is usually sick as fuck, absolutely peak color combo*

*i will also go to bat for esper artifact reanimator tho
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gwenthedragon.bsky.social
Lookin to sell some stuff. TCGplayer market price.
old border Mox Amber, commander collection black Sol ring, SLD foil solemn simulacrum, alhammarret’s archive, well-played basalt monolith showcase warleader’s call, foil cereal box adrix & nev, concordant crossroads, borderless anime defense of the heart, bloodthirster, borderless foil bloodchief ascension SDCC promo Liliana the last hope, breaking news foil mana drain, sld borderless flawless maneuver godless shrine, sacred foundry, hatsune miku azusa lost but seeking, future sight frame foil natural order, old border foil sylvan library, damnation, tombstone stairwell, sld pixel art fierce guardianship
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
any time i have a minor inconvenience i've taken to saying "why u punish bugs?? bugs innocent!!"
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stitcherssupply.bsky.social
Screw it, restock tomorrow! Since they’re in stock, they’ll ship pretty much immediately, assuming they aren’t in the same order as a pre-order item.

Speaking of a pre-order item, the Rhystic Studies shirt (#1) pre-order ends on Friday. Xoxo

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karlbode.com
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
becoming a retvrn guy for the halcyon days of SploogeBob SquarPeanits
ela-bambust.bsky.social
i think we lost our way as a species when we stopped coming up with fun, pun-riddled porn titles like Lord Of The Cock Rings instead of SEO-focused shit like Fucked In The Laundromat By My Second Cousin Twice Removed or whatever
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adequateemily.bsky.social
I’m really happy people are enjoying the video. As you might’ve been able to tell…it was very personal. Truth be told it’s only half the story, I’m still dealing with the mental scars left behind by the experiences I describe, the self hatred, the fear of rejection.
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
"sustenance, blesses sustenance. oozing from the tomb" i mutter to myself as i slam my spoon back into a half melted pint of ben & jerry's
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
getting ripped on the shit that made mirror b.'s lombres dance like that
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joekilcarrva.com
My current best shop job since 4chan asks for payment to post without dealing with captcha...
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
bigger than before
banditelli.org
Tonight the moon is going to become 6.9% bigger than it's mean size.
My photo pills app showing that tomorrow the moon is going to be a winning gibbous and tonight at 5:37 a.m. it's 6.9% bigger than the moon's mean size
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
jace blasted himself into becoming a plane so i'm helping vraska with babysitting
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gitrob.bsky.social
I didn’t wanna tackle trying to do the rest but I did make it loot
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
i need someone better at photoshop than me to alter this into loot looking at a fracturing plane after seeing jace fuck up at the end of dragon storm. and saying "I SPIL MY JACE MODS HELP HELP
HELP HEP HELP HELP"
"I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP
HELP HEP HELP HELP"
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
also babylon (2022) is so good it makes me so happy
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
can't believe brad pitt's character in babylon blows his brains out after a lobbycon